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This foreshadowing turned out so dark. I can't believe Paul murdered a man over a hamburger at last. Shame on him. But, you know. I get it.

#AlwaysDieForTheWeirdAlBit.
#Everywhere.
#Everytime.
#ForAnything.
#ForAnyone.

"That's why people ki- man that's too dark.

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May 26, 2026 at 4:39 AM
theb4dapple.bsky.social
Welcome to #ComedyBangBang!
The show where we show how to quantum kill yourself without doing anything at all! #Insurance companies hate this #OneSimple #HealthHack!

#AlwaysDieForTheWeirdAlBit.
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- The #InfiniteNovelty
May 26, 2026 at 4:31 AM