Authorities: "Global shipping lanes are fully secure!" | My package now doing a scenic 2-week detour around Africa.

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Global shipping lanes now require advanced RPG dodging skills. | My Amazon package is somewhere near Yemen, trying its best.

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Global shipping avoids Red Sea. | Now your Amazon package takes 3 extra weeks.

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World powers send battleships to protect Red Sea shipping. | Meanwhile, my Amazon package is still "delayed due to unforeseen circumstances."

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Global shipping companies reroute via Africa | My 'express' delivery now due sometime after the next Ice Age

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