Democratic Rep. Jasmine Crockett:
“The greediest folk in America are going to be the ones running America.”
Bingo.
“The greediest folk in America are going to be the ones running America.”
Bingo.
December 15, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Democratic Rep. Jasmine Crockett:
“The greediest folk in America are going to be the ones running America.”
Bingo.
“The greediest folk in America are going to be the ones running America.”
Bingo.
The United Idiots of America.
December 22, 2024 at 4:52 AM
The United Idiots of America.
Vermont understood the assignment.
Take notes, America.
Take notes, America.
March 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Vermont understood the assignment.
Take notes, America.
Take notes, America.
The beclowning of America continues.
May 26, 2026 at 4:48 AM
The beclowning of America continues.
The entire GOP are treasonous traitors who have betrayed America.
September 28, 2026 at 10:09 PM
The entire GOP are treasonous traitors who have betrayed America.
The current president of the United States of America is the most corrupt president America ever had.
August 30, 2026 at 12:17 PM
The current president of the United States of America is the most corrupt president America ever had.
The happiest couple in America: Commie Donnie and Malaria.
September 25, 2026 at 12:34 AM
The happiest couple in America: Commie Donnie and Malaria.
America just shot itself in the nuts to “own the libs”
April 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
America just shot itself in the nuts to “own the libs”
America didn’t turn ugly because he became President. No.
He became President because America was already this ugly. That’s the uncomfortable truth nobody wants to admit.
He became President because America was already this ugly. That’s the uncomfortable truth nobody wants to admit.
May 12, 2026 at 6:40 PM
America didn’t turn ugly because he became President. No.
He became President because America was already this ugly. That’s the uncomfortable truth nobody wants to admit.
He became President because America was already this ugly. That’s the uncomfortable truth nobody wants to admit.
The president of the United States of America is an Insurrectionist.
September 30, 2026 at 3:57 PM
The president of the United States of America is an Insurrectionist.
ITS THE LAKE OF AMERICA. ITS THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR. ITS THE GULF OF AMERICA. ITS SUPER INTELLIGENCE.
You people sound like fucking North Koreans
You people sound like fucking North Koreans
September 29, 2026 at 7:54 PM
ITS THE LAKE OF AMERICA. ITS THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR. ITS THE GULF OF AMERICA. ITS SUPER INTELLIGENCE.
You people sound like fucking North Koreans
You people sound like fucking North Koreans
The entire GOP are treasonous traitors who have betrayed America.
September 29, 2026 at 12:56 PM
The entire GOP are treasonous traitors who have betrayed America.
Behold, the best 9/11 humor of all time: The Onion's TV listings (my favorite row is MTV)
September 11, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Behold, the best 9/11 humor of all time: The Onion's TV listings (my favorite row is MTV)
These are the people that make America great 🇲🇽🇺🇸
June 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
These are the people that make America great 🇲🇽🇺🇸
Believe the women, save America!!!
September 29, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Believe the women, save America!!!
“No, Speaker Johnson — the No Kings rally on October 18 is not a hate America rally. In fact, it’s quite the contrary: It’s a love America rally.” #NoKings
October 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
“No, Speaker Johnson — the No Kings rally on October 18 is not a hate America rally. In fact, it’s quite the contrary: It’s a love America rally.” #NoKings
The state of America in four panels.
May 24, 2026 at 8:51 PM
The state of America in four panels.
Fuck the president of the United States of America.
May 17, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Fuck the president of the United States of America.
Good morning to three of the greatest America has ever seen!
December 19, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Good morning to three of the greatest America has ever seen!
The Kennedy Center crowd is singing America The Beautiful. This is what democracy looks like.
September 18, 2026 at 11:47 PM
The Kennedy Center crowd is singing America The Beautiful. This is what democracy looks like.
For me, the thing that knocked the wind out of me with this election is that I dared to believe America would get it right THIS time, that America was ready for a Woman President.
It hurt having that blind faith in neighbors, friends, and strangers smacked out of me.
Dammit, America. 😞
It hurt having that blind faith in neighbors, friends, and strangers smacked out of me.
Dammit, America. 😞
November 23, 2024 at 12:39 AM
For me, the thing that knocked the wind out of me with this election is that I dared to believe America would get it right THIS time, that America was ready for a Woman President.
It hurt having that blind faith in neighbors, friends, and strangers smacked out of me.
Dammit, America. 😞
It hurt having that blind faith in neighbors, friends, and strangers smacked out of me.
Dammit, America. 😞
No wonder the (free) world hates America.
April 12, 2026 at 9:42 AM
No wonder the (free) world hates America.
Christianity is the biggest, most profitable scam in America.
April 5, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Christianity is the biggest, most profitable scam in America.
The America First people in charge of the US government don’t seem very America First to me.
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
The America First people in charge of the US government don’t seem very America First to me.
In America we have the right of free speech.
May 20, 2026 at 3:00 PM
In America we have the right of free speech.