#AmericasFinest
#Splashdown somewhere near #SanDiego at 5:07:47 PT. #NASA #ArtemisII Welcome to #AmericasFinest.
April 11, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Please email AmericasFinest@theonion.com and say: It might be a sheer coincidence, but Springsteen may have borrowed the idea of the freight train from Bob Dylan’s “Simple Twist of Fate”
September 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Please email AmericasFinest@theonion.com and say “I love Chemsea Onick”

Your buzz helps.
September 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Henry Cavill Batman for Gunns Universe it would so work and be so meta 😎

#cavillforbatman #makecavillbatman #jamesgunn #gunnverse #bringbackcavill #henrycavill #braveandthebold #batman #americasfinest
July 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Wow, this is a lot of interest in using The Onion's writers to sell your machine guns, crypto pump schemes, blood diamonds and oil. Thank you for giving a shit.

Please email AmericasFinest@theonion.com and we will further help you out.
May 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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December 11, 2024 at 2:20 AM
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December 1, 2024 at 7:49 PM
For a brief time six decades ago, the US and the Western world reveled in the dynamic yet wise leadership of two young brothers with old heads; in such contrast to today, it seems. #JohnFKennedy was killed 61 years ago today; #RobertFKennedy was born 99 years ago this week. #JFK #RFK #AmericasFinest
November 22, 2024 at 6:55 PM