August 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
His Grace, His Excellency, Sir Samuel Vimes, Duke of Ankh, Commander of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch, Blackboard Monitor, erstwhile Chess Revolutionary
April 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM
His Grace, His Excellency, Sir Samuel Vimes, Duke of Ankh, Commander of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch, Blackboard Monitor, erstwhile Chess Revolutionary
Patron poll winner - Ankh
August 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Patron poll winner - Ankh
Say Ankh-le!! (An old art)
January 22, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Say Ankh-le!! (An old art)
Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay
August 22, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay
whaddup ankh-heads it’s ya boi anubis back with another soul! review!
There is no genocide in gaza. There is a war, STARTED BY THE PALESTINIANS. You don't get to cry genocide just because you're losing the war you started.
November 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
whaddup ankh-heads it’s ya boi anubis back with another soul! review!
Oh right this one I took specifically for @rincewind.run
October 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Oh right this one I took specifically for @rincewind.run
Ankh-Morpork got phrenmogged while pratchettgooning at Discworld
February 24, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Ankh-Morpork got phrenmogged while pratchettgooning at Discworld
Discworld QOTD, from Reaper Man
“Sergeant Colon of the Ankh-Morpork City Guard was on duty. He was guarding the Brass Bridge, the main link between Ankh and Morpork. From theft.
When it came to crime prevention, Sergeant Colon found it safest to think big.”
“Sergeant Colon of the Ankh-Morpork City Guard was on duty. He was guarding the Brass Bridge, the main link between Ankh and Morpork. From theft.
When it came to crime prevention, Sergeant Colon found it safest to think big.”
Discworld QOTD, from Guards! Guards!
“But we were dragons. We were supposed to be cruel, cunning, heartless and terrible. But this much I can tell you, we never burned and tortured and ripped one another apart and called it morality.”
“But we were dragons. We were supposed to be cruel, cunning, heartless and terrible. But this much I can tell you, we never burned and tortured and ripped one another apart and called it morality.”
Discworld QOTD, from Monstrous Regiment
“Stopping a battle is much harder than starting it. Starting it only requires you to shout ‘Attack!’ but when you want to stop it, everyone is busy.”
“Stopping a battle is much harder than starting it. Starting it only requires you to shout ‘Attack!’ but when you want to stop it, everyone is busy.”
June 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Reaper Man
“Sergeant Colon of the Ankh-Morpork City Guard was on duty. He was guarding the Brass Bridge, the main link between Ankh and Morpork. From theft.
When it came to crime prevention, Sergeant Colon found it safest to think big.”
“Sergeant Colon of the Ankh-Morpork City Guard was on duty. He was guarding the Brass Bridge, the main link between Ankh and Morpork. From theft.
When it came to crime prevention, Sergeant Colon found it safest to think big.”
Discworld QOTD, from The Fifth Elephant
June 21, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Discworld QOTD, from The Fifth Elephant
In Discworld, cities thrive because they welcome dwarfs, trolls, vampires, and humans alike. Ankh-Morpork works because everyone belongs. Funny how fiction can seem more humane than policy sometimes.
October 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
In Discworld, cities thrive because they welcome dwarfs, trolls, vampires, and humans alike. Ankh-Morpork works because everyone belongs. Funny how fiction can seem more humane than policy sometimes.
The Ankh-Fourpork Pizza (pulled pork, chorizo, pepperoni, and bacon) 🍕🍽️🍜
February 7, 2026 at 4:41 AM
The Ankh-Fourpork Pizza (pulled pork, chorizo, pepperoni, and bacon) 🍕🍽️🍜
i like how every episode of Kamen Rider OOO has a scene like this
![post transcript in the format of a script reads as such
EIJI
Ankh, you wouldn't betray me, would you?
ANKH
[DOING THE MOVEMENTS THAT ONLY WOMEN DO IN SQUARE ENIX GAMES WHEN THEY TALK] Eh? Betray you? What do you take me for, a lowly human? Of course not, you fool. Now go out there and kill people for money.
EIJI
Oh, ok! Yahoooooo!
ANKH
[ACTIVELY BETRAYING EIJI] Hm. Maybe I shouldn't betray Eiji…..](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gnquvzoljc274yv45g7ly7ht/bafkreiarm7hgw2ckug2nks2fsakyrtgfbnmoididncdirhfox4zz5mwlya)
February 7, 2026 at 4:30 AM
i like how every episode of Kamen Rider OOO has a scene like this
important lessons for the modern times from His Grace, Duke of Ankh, Commander of the Ankh Morpork City Watch, His Blackboard Monitorship, Sir Samuel Vimes
January 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
important lessons for the modern times from His Grace, Duke of Ankh, Commander of the Ankh Morpork City Watch, His Blackboard Monitorship, Sir Samuel Vimes
ankh
May 14, 2026 at 5:09 PM
ankh