Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay
August 22, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay
Oh right this one I took specifically for @rincewind.run
October 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Oh right this one I took specifically for @rincewind.run
His Grace, His Excellency, Sir Samuel Vimes, Duke of Ankh, Commander of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch, Blackboard Monitor, erstwhile Chess Revolutionary
April 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM
His Grace, His Excellency, Sir Samuel Vimes, Duke of Ankh, Commander of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch, Blackboard Monitor, erstwhile Chess Revolutionary
Ankh-Morpork got phrenmogged while pratchettgooning at Discworld
February 24, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Ankh-Morpork got phrenmogged while pratchettgooning at Discworld
In Discworld, cities thrive because they welcome dwarfs, trolls, vampires, and humans alike. Ankh-Morpork works because everyone belongs. Funny how fiction can seem more humane than policy sometimes.
October 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
In Discworld, cities thrive because they welcome dwarfs, trolls, vampires, and humans alike. Ankh-Morpork works because everyone belongs. Funny how fiction can seem more humane than policy sometimes.
Discworld QOTD, from The Fifth Elephant
June 21, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Discworld QOTD, from The Fifth Elephant
Discworld QOTD, from Reaper Man
“Sergeant Colon of the Ankh-Morpork City Guard was on duty. He was guarding the Brass Bridge, the main link between Ankh and Morpork. From theft.
When it came to crime prevention, Sergeant Colon found it safest to think big.”
“Sergeant Colon of the Ankh-Morpork City Guard was on duty. He was guarding the Brass Bridge, the main link between Ankh and Morpork. From theft.
When it came to crime prevention, Sergeant Colon found it safest to think big.”
Discworld QOTD, from Guards! Guards!
“But we were dragons. We were supposed to be cruel, cunning, heartless and terrible. But this much I can tell you, we never burned and tortured and ripped one another apart and called it morality.”
“But we were dragons. We were supposed to be cruel, cunning, heartless and terrible. But this much I can tell you, we never burned and tortured and ripped one another apart and called it morality.”
Discworld QOTD, from Monstrous Regiment
“Stopping a battle is much harder than starting it. Starting it only requires you to shout ‘Attack!’ but when you want to stop it, everyone is busy.”
“Stopping a battle is much harder than starting it. Starting it only requires you to shout ‘Attack!’ but when you want to stop it, everyone is busy.”
June 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Reaper Man
“Sergeant Colon of the Ankh-Morpork City Guard was on duty. He was guarding the Brass Bridge, the main link between Ankh and Morpork. From theft.
When it came to crime prevention, Sergeant Colon found it safest to think big.”
“Sergeant Colon of the Ankh-Morpork City Guard was on duty. He was guarding the Brass Bridge, the main link between Ankh and Morpork. From theft.
When it came to crime prevention, Sergeant Colon found it safest to think big.”
Discworld QOTD, from Monstrous Regiment
January 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Monstrous Regiment
This made me laugh out loud thinking of "Otto von Chriek" from the Ankh Morpork Times ...
April 7, 2026 at 10:19 AM
This made me laugh out loud thinking of "Otto von Chriek" from the Ankh Morpork Times ...
Discworld QOTD, from The Light Fantastic
July 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Discworld QOTD, from The Light Fantastic
V got me a new hoodie! 🥺 Ankh-Morpork City Watch! #Discworld
June 6, 2025 at 5:18 AM
V got me a new hoodie! 🥺 Ankh-Morpork City Watch! #Discworld
"This is Ankh-Morpork, you know. We've got extra pronouns here."
May 24, 2026 at 6:50 PM
"This is Ankh-Morpork, you know. We've got extra pronouns here."
Discworld QOTD, from The Light Fantastic
April 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Discworld QOTD, from The Light Fantastic
Ankh-Morpork
July 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Ankh-Morpork
Discworld QOTD, from Pyramids
“It was said that life was cheap in Ankh-Morpork. This was of course, completely wrong. Life was often very expensive; you could get death for free.”
“It was said that life was cheap in Ankh-Morpork. This was of course, completely wrong. Life was often very expensive; you could get death for free.”
Discworld QOTD, from A Hat Full of Sky
“It’s an unfair world, child. Be glad you have friends.”
“It’s an unfair world, child. Be glad you have friends.”
Discworld QOTD, from Eric
“‘There’s a door.’
‘Where does it go?’
‘It stays where it is, I think.’”
“‘There’s a door.’
‘Where does it go?’
‘It stays where it is, I think.’”
January 18, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Pyramids
“It was said that life was cheap in Ankh-Morpork. This was of course, completely wrong. Life was often very expensive; you could get death for free.”
“It was said that life was cheap in Ankh-Morpork. This was of course, completely wrong. Life was often very expensive; you could get death for free.”
Lady Sybil Ramkin of Ankh-Morpork will withstand the One Ring.
December 24, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Lady Sybil Ramkin of Ankh-Morpork will withstand the One Ring.
Ah, like Ankh-Morpork beggars, who make money from (1) begging and (2) not begging.
October 10, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Ah, like Ankh-Morpork beggars, who make money from (1) begging and (2) not begging.
This would be ruled a suicide in Ankh-Morpork.
August 12, 2024 at 10:17 PM
This would be ruled a suicide in Ankh-Morpork.
Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay
March 31, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay
forseeing all possible complications in Ankh Morpork seems like it would drive you mad
October 9, 2026 at 6:53 PM
forseeing all possible complications in Ankh Morpork seems like it would drive you mad
important lessons for the modern times from His Grace, Duke of Ankh, Commander of the Ankh Morpork City Watch, His Blackboard Monitorship, Sir Samuel Vimes
January 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
important lessons for the modern times from His Grace, Duke of Ankh, Commander of the Ankh Morpork City Watch, His Blackboard Monitorship, Sir Samuel Vimes
making fun of stupid tourists was near and dear to Terry’s heart - the series starts, after all, with Twoflower attempting tourism in Ankh-Morpork
May 11, 2026 at 7:04 PM
making fun of stupid tourists was near and dear to Terry’s heart - the series starts, after all, with Twoflower attempting tourism in Ankh-Morpork