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The Doomsday Deferred Action Program requires 90 days notice and a notarized extinction certificate prior to any self-betterment.

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Twitter screenshot showing a profile photo and the tweet: “I need to get my life together but I’m kind of waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.” The notary public is currently trapped in the fallout shelter elevator and demanding backup witnesses.
September 4, 2026 at 2:52 AM