#Appendicitis
Appendicitis chic.
December 4, 2024 at 7:11 AM
you have silly appendicitis.
July 1, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Oh.

It's appendicitis.

And a perforated colon.

Thaaat's gonna be a rough few days
February 18, 2026 at 3:25 AM
as an empath, my body has responded to current events by developing acute appendicitis.
(dictated by Scott from hospital bed, transcribed by Bethany)
March 2, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Lol I have appendicitis
March 7, 2026 at 12:22 AM
The boy who cried appendicitis
September 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
nevermind it’s appendicitis 🙂‍↕️
whoever poisoned my food i just wanna talk ………
December 1, 2024 at 12:30 AM
(diagnosing an American for possible appendicitis)
imagine a hamburger,
July 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
watching this in Taiwan must feel like being a Jehovah’s Witness with appendicitis
February 28, 2026 at 12:31 PM
APPENDICITIS?????
April 9, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Klein: People are afraid to come into clinics or hospitals because they’re afraid they’ll be snatched. So they’re staying home with acute conditions like appendicitis. They’re not going to their follow-up neonatal appointments. They’re allowing their jaundiced babies to go untreated.
February 13, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Steven Van Zandt will sit out several shows with Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band following emergency surgery for appendicitis.
Steven Van Zandt Undergoes Emergency Surgery for Appendicitis After Concert in Spain
Steven Van Zandt underwent emergency surgery for appendicitis in San Sebastián, Spain, while on tour with Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band.
rollingstone.com
June 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I never feel safe because I’m always thinking I could get appendicitis at any moment
December 9, 2024 at 8:11 AM
Yes, didn't you know that the decision tree for diagnosing appendicitis is:
Patient says they have pain:
YES - Appendicitis. Perform appendectomy.
NO - Not appendicitis. Send home.
June 14, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Finally home! Won't lie, traveling after surgery sucks. Luckily, an appendectomy isn't too invasive, and I'm not likely to ever have appendicitis again!
February 27, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Guess who might have appendicitis lol
August 13, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Acute appendicitis implies an ugly appendicitis
December 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
So turns out I accidentally did the last CHEESE QUEST stream with appendicitis

As of yesterday I no longer have an appendix

HELLO FROM HOSPITAL
December 16, 2025 at 11:20 AM
When your AI doctor prescribes mint to treat your appendicitis
April 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Cardinals WR Marvin Harrison Jr. recently underwent surgery for appendicitis and is out this week with the potential for additional weeks.
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Googled “appendicitis symptoms” –fortunately it’s just Mariners baseball
October 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Member of my family in the hospital with appendicitis officially the worst Halloween yet for me

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
November 1, 2025 at 9:10 AM
In my appendicitis era 💥

Send good vibes to me as I go into surgery but also for my partner stuck at home with the 7 month old and my mom for who knows how long lol
May 16, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Guess who’s getting emergency surgery for appendicitis!
May 15, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Spoiler: it was appendicitis

But surgery went well. That was an expected day
I haven’t had my period in so long that I genuinely couldn’t understand why I feel like I’m dying.

Cramps. Those are cramps Logan.
September 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM