serving trade in an applebees
December 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
serving trade in an applebees
when you get cut off at Applebees
March 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
when you get cut off at Applebees
When you told your kid you’d go to dinner wherever he wants, but then he picks Applebees again
September 24, 2026 at 2:43 AM
When you told your kid you’d go to dinner wherever he wants, but then he picks Applebees again
i love you applebees appetizer trio.
September 27, 2026 at 1:41 AM
i love you applebees appetizer trio.
Applebees the cat likes neck scratchies, too.
October 27, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Applebees the cat likes neck scratchies, too.
If you die at Applebees you die in real life
November 15, 2024 at 3:52 PM
If you die at Applebees you die in real life
Moments later he was ban from the Applebees
March 11, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Moments later he was ban from the Applebees
Possibly terrifying, possibly good for the environment if literal: Applebees
February 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Possibly terrifying, possibly good for the environment if literal: Applebees
applebees implies the existence of bananahornets
July 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
applebees implies the existence of bananahornets
So cool. Harcourt and Economos do a Team-Up with Applebees. #Peacemaker
August 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
So cool. Harcourt and Economos do a Team-Up with Applebees. #Peacemaker
New Rule: if I’m at Applebees I want to hear about chicken strips, not get a lecture about the GAZA strip
Waitress at Applebees: are…are you that doll from the Saw movies?
Waitress at Applebees: are…are you that doll from the Saw movies?
October 26, 2024 at 2:15 PM
New Rule: if I’m at Applebees I want to hear about chicken strips, not get a lecture about the GAZA strip
Waitress at Applebees: are…are you that doll from the Saw movies?
Waitress at Applebees: are…are you that doll from the Saw movies?
sometimes applebees kinda hits
August 20, 2026 at 6:17 PM
sometimes applebees kinda hits
god shut the fuck up
August 1, 2026 at 3:25 PM
god shut the fuck up
Taking out a payday loan for some Applebees and Taco Bell is honestly bleak as hell
DoorDash and Klarna have signed a deal where customers can choose to pay for food deliveries in interest-free installments or deferred options aligned with payday schedules.
March 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Taking out a payday loan for some Applebees and Taco Bell is honestly bleak as hell
I know that I sound like a broken record but I think once this society was ok with accepting mass covid deaths just to be able to eat at Applebees then all bets were off.
I’m actually not sure we can come back from “prediction markets for war crimes”, as a society. I think this might be it for us.
Did anyone have a bet on whether we would bomb an elementary school?
March 2, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I know that I sound like a broken record but I think once this society was ok with accepting mass covid deaths just to be able to eat at Applebees then all bets were off.
the same people couldn’t last one week without going to applebees
An all black flag was used in the Civil War to indicate that the Confederates would fight to the death rather than surrender (the opposite of a white flag). You saw it occasionally from III%ers and that ilk, but I think we'll see more and more of them flying as Trump et al get more freaked out.
July 22, 2024 at 3:45 PM
the same people couldn’t last one week without going to applebees
these people tried to overthrow the government because there was a year where they couldn’t go to applebees
April 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
these people tried to overthrow the government because there was a year where they couldn’t go to applebees
Pope : with mercy and love and deep regret, i must call this a schismatic act
Half of bluesky with their shirts off and earrings out ready to brawl outside applebees : GET THEIR ASSES WOOOOO
Half of bluesky with their shirts off and earrings out ready to brawl outside applebees : GET THEIR ASSES WOOOOO
July 2, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Pope : with mercy and love and deep regret, i must call this a schismatic act
Half of bluesky with their shirts off and earrings out ready to brawl outside applebees : GET THEIR ASSES WOOOOO
Half of bluesky with their shirts off and earrings out ready to brawl outside applebees : GET THEIR ASSES WOOOOO
The only reason we ever became concerned with a “trade deficit” was in the 80s when Japanese car companies were eating American companies lunch.
That’s it.
It’s not meant to be an economic strategy.
I have a trade deficit with Applebees but we’re fine
That’s it.
It’s not meant to be an economic strategy.
I have a trade deficit with Applebees but we’re fine
April 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The only reason we ever became concerned with a “trade deficit” was in the 80s when Japanese car companies were eating American companies lunch.
That’s it.
It’s not meant to be an economic strategy.
I have a trade deficit with Applebees but we’re fine
That’s it.
It’s not meant to be an economic strategy.
I have a trade deficit with Applebees but we’re fine
Have you guys heard that the Applebees 2 for $25 deal now includes the new Bacon Cheeseburger Wonton Tacos #spon #Applebees #TubiPartner
July 26, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Have you guys heard that the Applebees 2 for $25 deal now includes the new Bacon Cheeseburger Wonton Tacos #spon #Applebees #TubiPartner
She said “it’s me or the 10mg edible and Applebees wings” …
May 20, 2026 at 4:24 AM
She said “it’s me or the 10mg edible and Applebees wings” …
Master race you to the big booth at Applebees.
October 17, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Master race you to the big booth at Applebees.