Tell me you don’t know Artetaball without telling me you don’t know Artetaball.
You can’t stop attacking and defend for 20 minutes straight. This rarely works.
July 6, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Tell me you don’t know Artetaball without telling me you don’t know Artetaball.
Imagine the fume when Arsenal suffocate PSG or Munich through Artetaball.
April 28, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Imagine the fume when Arsenal suffocate PSG or Munich through Artetaball.
i cannot believe we are going to be afflicted with an entire reign of artetaball
May 19, 2026 at 9:25 PM
i cannot believe we are going to be afflicted with an entire reign of artetaball
Artetaball has been empirically proven to lose trophies
August 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Artetaball has been empirically proven to lose trophies
real platonic ideal Artetaball here
May 2, 2026 at 4:58 PM
real platonic ideal Artetaball here
going from Artetaball to Stanley Cup Playoff hockey is like going from LaCroix to a original recipe FourLoko
April 21, 2026 at 3:46 AM
going from Artetaball to Stanley Cup Playoff hockey is like going from LaCroix to a original recipe FourLoko
What a win today. Ødegaard is back so Artetaball is back.
November 30, 2024 at 11:33 PM
What a win today. Ødegaard is back so Artetaball is back.
I hate Artetaball so much that I’m rooting for two state-backed oil clubs over Arsenal. Game is absolutely gone.
May 6, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I hate Artetaball so much that I’m rooting for two state-backed oil clubs over Arsenal. Game is absolutely gone.
Near-perfect half of Artetaball and a welcome reminder of what that's meant to mean. Victor Gyokeres? superlative. MLS as pressing No.8? a revelation
May 2, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Near-perfect half of Artetaball and a welcome reminder of what that's meant to mean. Victor Gyokeres? superlative. MLS as pressing No.8? a revelation
Magalhães sem Artetaball não consegue
Bola aérea brasileira mais inoperante que a do Flamengo de Leonardo Jardim
June 13, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Magalhães sem Artetaball não consegue
Guess the ref hates the divine light of Artetaball
May 30, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Guess the ref hates the divine light of Artetaball
The injuries aren't bad luck when they are a consistent theme season after season.
The end of season collapse isn't bad luck when it's a consistent theme season after season.
Not having a Plan B isn't bad luck when it's a consistent theme season after season.
It's not bad luck. It's Artetaball.
The end of season collapse isn't bad luck when it's a consistent theme season after season.
Not having a Plan B isn't bad luck when it's a consistent theme season after season.
It's not bad luck. It's Artetaball.
April 11, 2026 at 3:45 PM
The injuries aren't bad luck when they are a consistent theme season after season.
The end of season collapse isn't bad luck when it's a consistent theme season after season.
Not having a Plan B isn't bad luck when it's a consistent theme season after season.
It's not bad luck. It's Artetaball.
The end of season collapse isn't bad luck when it's a consistent theme season after season.
Not having a Plan B isn't bad luck when it's a consistent theme season after season.
It's not bad luck. It's Artetaball.
Me as an Arsenal fan watching everyone slowly adopt Artetaball
May 21, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Me as an Arsenal fan watching everyone slowly adopt Artetaball
Really sad because he was the perfect striker for Artetaball.
August 30, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Really sad because he was the perfect striker for Artetaball.
Today's the day that football was revolutionised forever as 'Artetaball' was born - playing with no strikers but still winning 4-0.
February 15, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Today's the day that football was revolutionised forever as 'Artetaball' was born - playing with no strikers but still winning 4-0.
Iran & the Houthis playing Artetaball in these Straits
September 12, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Iran & the Houthis playing Artetaball in these Straits
There is something very appropriate about this final being pure uncut Artetaball so far. Great news for colour writers. Barney Ronay is already halfway through a piece about how this is modern football exemplified.
May 30, 2026 at 5:00 PM
There is something very appropriate about this final being pure uncut Artetaball so far. Great news for colour writers. Barney Ronay is already halfway through a piece about how this is modern football exemplified.
Post game thoughts are if you’re trying to play Artetaball (for whatever reason or for better or worse) you have to control the ball AND have bodies more compact. I’m not sure what Frank wants and I say that as somehow who really likes him and supports the project.
October 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Post game thoughts are if you’re trying to play Artetaball (for whatever reason or for better or worse) you have to control the ball AND have bodies more compact. I’m not sure what Frank wants and I say that as somehow who really likes him and supports the project.
So tired and done with Artetaball. But we ride. COYG.
April 7, 2026 at 9:04 PM
So tired and done with Artetaball. But we ride. COYG.
Need to sub all Arsenal players off and stop this Artetaball
June 23, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Need to sub all Arsenal players off and stop this Artetaball
Eze showing there why he’s not an ideal Artetaball wing.
You’re expected to do a lot off the ball. He hasn’t fully added that yet.
He has some special skills in his bag that can help us. But I’m not convinced yet that he’s a 3000’ player for Arsenal.
You’re expected to do a lot off the ball. He hasn’t fully added that yet.
He has some special skills in his bag that can help us. But I’m not convinced yet that he’s a 3000’ player for Arsenal.
December 6, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Eze showing there why he’s not an ideal Artetaball wing.
You’re expected to do a lot off the ball. He hasn’t fully added that yet.
He has some special skills in his bag that can help us. But I’m not convinced yet that he’s a 3000’ player for Arsenal.
You’re expected to do a lot off the ball. He hasn’t fully added that yet.
He has some special skills in his bag that can help us. But I’m not convinced yet that he’s a 3000’ player for Arsenal.
Has all the condescension of Guardiola’s praise for early Artetaball before and after yet another drubbing; as per Ange’s nine-man Spurs they’re not considered a threat so they get a pat on the back and “good for you.” I take comfort in Arsenal at this stage hadn’t spent €2b on players
February 3, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Has all the condescension of Guardiola’s praise for early Artetaball before and after yet another drubbing; as per Ange’s nine-man Spurs they’re not considered a threat so they get a pat on the back and “good for you.” I take comfort in Arsenal at this stage hadn’t spent €2b on players
I love haramball my name is Emmy Cumslutress and I love haramball I love haramball arsenal fc and mikel artetaball long live
ok i am weak and could not resist,, be nice
plz quote this with ur best impression of an emmy post :3
plz quote this with ur best impression of an emmy post :3
June 23, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I love haramball my name is Emmy Cumslutress and I love haramball I love haramball arsenal fc and mikel artetaball long live