It's an artisanal recession
April 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
It's an artisanal recession
[Commission for Anonymous]
Artisanal Cat showing off his BIG gurgling belly ~ 🫧
Artisanal Cat showing off his BIG gurgling belly ~ 🫧
September 29, 2026 at 12:23 AM
[Commission for Anonymous]
Artisanal Cat showing off his BIG gurgling belly ~ 🫧
Artisanal Cat showing off his BIG gurgling belly ~ 🫧
Artisanal bread 🍞
December 27, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Artisanal bread 🍞
‘War-ravaged’ cities don’t typically have artisanal kombucha on every corner.
October 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
‘War-ravaged’ cities don’t typically have artisanal kombucha on every corner.
It's not doomscrolling, it's just artisanal nightmare farming
February 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It's not doomscrolling, it's just artisanal nightmare farming
Artisanal Dilemmas
September 28, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Artisanal Dilemmas
Alexandra Mountspear tryin out some of Mithril Maidens' artisanal armor, for @serenasilverlake.bsky.social
March 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Alexandra Mountspear tryin out some of Mithril Maidens' artisanal armor, for @serenasilverlake.bsky.social
They said my artisanal hand-carved semiconductor business would never be viable but who’s laughing now?
April 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
They said my artisanal hand-carved semiconductor business would never be viable but who’s laughing now?
a sourdough starter is just an artisanal tamagotchi for modern millennials
October 25, 2024 at 4:40 AM
a sourdough starter is just an artisanal tamagotchi for modern millennials
ⓘ This account produces certified small-batch and artisanal slop.
April 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
ⓘ This account produces certified small-batch and artisanal slop.
Y'know. Artisanal. Bespoke. Farm to table.
August 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Y'know. Artisanal. Bespoke. Farm to table.
I love artisanal croissants and I love eating pussy
April 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I love artisanal croissants and I love eating pussy
I don't use a blocklist, these grudges are artisanal
November 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I don't use a blocklist, these grudges are artisanal
Artisanal small batch data
March 14, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Artisanal small batch data
Polio, but artisanal, locally-sourced polio. Via our app.
December 14, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Polio, but artisanal, locally-sourced polio. Via our app.
My Bluesky posts are artisanal, handcrafted and scented with lavender.
November 20, 2024 at 2:01 AM
My Bluesky posts are artisanal, handcrafted and scented with lavender.
drizzled with artisanal racism
Sulz: no you guys "racially tinged" is too partisan a description of Trump's statements. go with "racially dusted." "dimpled with a breath of racism." "lightly brushed with racism." "a feather-light touch of racially distorted thinking"
July 31, 2024 at 9:53 PM
drizzled with artisanal racism
this artisanal bread is perhaps too artisanal.
June 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
this artisanal bread is perhaps too artisanal.
artisanal social media!
July 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
artisanal social media!
March 13, 2026 at 12:29 AM
when people say this they imagine, like, artisanal carpentry or baking, not eight hours on the manufacturing line adjusting a thousand widgets because you're marginally cheaper than a machine
Making stuff with your hands is objectively good. Not many people can make a living doing in our current world.
April 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
when people say this they imagine, like, artisanal carpentry or baking, not eight hours on the manufacturing line adjusting a thousand widgets because you're marginally cheaper than a machine
I support artisanal handcrafted pornography.
September 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I support artisanal handcrafted pornography.
my team has never used ChatGPT for any of our writing. these are 100% artisanal handmade mistakes, thank you
December 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
my team has never used ChatGPT for any of our writing. these are 100% artisanal handmade mistakes, thank you
See, artisanal, also.
There is the way they want you to pronounce this and there is the way I say in my head every time I go through security
September 19, 2025 at 11:22 AM
See, artisanal, also.