Mia ascends to her widow seat
August 25, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Mia ascends to her widow seat
Texas advances but Cam Skattebo instantly ascends to College Football Valhalla
January 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Texas advances but Cam Skattebo instantly ascends to College Football Valhalla
Luigi Ascends
November 4, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Luigi Ascends
Journalist ascends to throne in Uganda kingdom after succession dispute https://aje.news/ltr3o8
September 29, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Journalist ascends to throne in Uganda kingdom after succession dispute https://aje.news/ltr3o8
Cosmic Sluggo Ascends
This isn't even his final form
This isn't even his final form
September 29, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Cosmic Sluggo Ascends
This isn't even his final form
This isn't even his final form
Every woman who joins the Bene Gesserit briefly becomes Sean Connery and then ascends to their final, fungal form.
September 10, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Every woman who joins the Bene Gesserit briefly becomes Sean Connery and then ascends to their final, fungal form.
Lifted from my sketchbook 🕯️
April 17, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Lifted from my sketchbook 🕯️
Henry VII died this day 21st April 1509. His son, Henry VIII ascends the throne.
April 21, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Henry VII died this day 21st April 1509. His son, Henry VIII ascends the throne.
vinny ASCENDS
March 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
vinny ASCENDS
casually ascends you to godblobhood
September 20, 2026 at 3:52 AM
casually ascends you to godblobhood
Mojtaba Khamenei ascends to the role of supreme leader.
March 9, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Mojtaba Khamenei ascends to the role of supreme leader.
because it spooky month (unofficial)
September 28, 2026 at 3:37 AM
because it spooky month (unofficial)
the gestapo is here. the reich ascends. by subscribing to me on nebulatv, you too can-
January 28, 2026 at 11:00 PM
the gestapo is here. the reich ascends. by subscribing to me on nebulatv, you too can-
The Muppets Dr. Manhattan (1986)
September 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The Muppets Dr. Manhattan (1986)
"All rise."
Öztürk stands, as Judge Sessions ascends to the bench.
Öztürk stands, as Judge Sessions ascends to the bench.
May 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
"All rise."
Öztürk stands, as Judge Sessions ascends to the bench.
Öztürk stands, as Judge Sessions ascends to the bench.
15/10 toddlering
September 20, 2026 at 3:27 PM
15/10 toddlering
"Robot beats Usain Bolt"
So?
'Hot air balloon ascends higher than Olympic high jumper Gale Lark'
'Submarine can stay underwater longer than Karen Fish of Guildford'
'Lawn mower cuts grass quicker than Herbie Vorr when he's on all fours nibbling'
It's a *robot*. False equivalence.
So?
'Hot air balloon ascends higher than Olympic high jumper Gale Lark'
'Submarine can stay underwater longer than Karen Fish of Guildford'
'Lawn mower cuts grass quicker than Herbie Vorr when he's on all fours nibbling'
It's a *robot*. False equivalence.
August 25, 2026 at 8:27 AM
"Robot beats Usain Bolt"
So?
'Hot air balloon ascends higher than Olympic high jumper Gale Lark'
'Submarine can stay underwater longer than Karen Fish of Guildford'
'Lawn mower cuts grass quicker than Herbie Vorr when he's on all fours nibbling'
It's a *robot*. False equivalence.
So?
'Hot air balloon ascends higher than Olympic high jumper Gale Lark'
'Submarine can stay underwater longer than Karen Fish of Guildford'
'Lawn mower cuts grass quicker than Herbie Vorr when he's on all fours nibbling'
It's a *robot*. False equivalence.
Maybe they would grow back if she ascends?
October 23, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Maybe they would grow back if she ascends?