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oops #AskBeef there we go

beef 🔞 @beefbiffboeuf.bsky.social · Jul 12

boozy beef night hello step right up ask your questions receive maybe answers?!!!

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July 12, 2026 at 12:17 PM

beef 🔞

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HI BB YES i am so glad you asked! i actually had a whole playlist on spotify and yt before i deleted those accts (rip)

adding a reply from a prev/similar ask, but i'll also add these as some faves:

- rule #34 by fish in a birdcage
- achilles come down by gang of youths

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Are there any songs that make you think of dofsan? I'm working on a bunch of neich op playlist and want one for them ;-;

March 5, 2026 at 6:11 AM

beef 🔞

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ouh if we're not counting straw hats or major villains then... maybe corazon??? but also ikkaku and nojiko are at the top of the list bc i am weak for Lesbians

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Who is your favorite One Piece side character?

February 21, 2026 at 1:54 AM

beef 🔞

@beefbiffboeuf.bsky.social

this is an excellent question and i ponder it for every fic i write for them 💕

corazon!sanji AUs get the classics: my heart, corazón, dof, doffy, young master

but depending on the AU, i'll play around with others!! ⤵️

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what nicknames/petnames do you think dofsan have for eachother!!! if any

February 20, 2026 at 7:23 PM

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omg thank you so very much bb 🥹 joyride in particular is such a favorite of mine and @hockloogie.bsky.social's so i'm thrilled that it's a re-read for you!!!

thanks for loving on the freaks 💕 it means the world to hear from y'all!!

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I freaking love your fics and your imagination ! Like, "Joyride" was so amazing to read that I patiently waited to re-read it again, to forget some parts and enjoy it more ! Thank you so much for sharing your freakkkks ❤️

December 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM

beef 🔞

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Hark indeed!!! i hope dof is groping them both persistently and giving neither sanji nor rosi any rest 💕 thank you bb beloved, ily2 :,)

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Hark! Doffy and Sanji and Cora all cuddling on the biggest damb bed with lots of blankets and pillows and furs! A buncha sleepy blonds! Maybe even with snacks and water on a bedside table for recovering from Activities! Also I hope your day gets better ily

December 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM

beef 🔞

@beefbiffboeuf.bsky.social

YEAH I'M DOWN THIS IS THEEEE VIBE!!!! my absolute glee imagining this scenario oouuuhh man 🤌 you get it, you get it so good bb i'm gonna kick my feet and giggle thinking about this tonight

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Okokok walk w me here, sanji working at a seaside restaurant, dof who pulls up on his boat w a bunch of ladies hes been partying with. Sanji who is fighting to take his table just to be completely ignored by the bikini clad women and full attention from dof.

December 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM

beef 🔞

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TOO NICE you're all simply too kind i will be combusting shortly from how sweet you all are 🥺💕 my heart is so full you guys

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I’ve never seen someone in fandom so wonderful and sincere in building community and bringing people together to share ideas and create stuff, I think you’re phenomenal 🥺🥺🥺

BEEF! Your unyielding passion for creating positive and uplifting fandom spaces is such a delight and welcome addition to the fandom aether! Your drive to ensure Dof terrorizes everyone he can is so fun and part of what makes being into OP such a blast <3

you are so fucking cool!!! I love how supportive of other artists you are and how open you are about the stuff you love :o) it makes me feel warm inside -- love, a fellow not so anonymous admirer

beef my darling you are a shining beacon of positivity and I am sending you thoughts of dofsan fucking nasty style to get you through whatever work BS is plaguing you

December 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM

beef 🔞

@beefbiffboeuf.bsky.social

crying ily guys thank you for the pick-me-ups you sure did that wonderfully 🥺💕

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slow blinking at you beefie cos i like you

WUV U BEEF BEEFY WUV U WUV UUUUUUU BEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

BEEF YOU ARE A FORCE FOR GOOD AND I APPRECIATE YOU SO MUCH 💪🙏❤️

December 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM

beef 🔞

@beefbiffboeuf.bsky.social

LOL cora gets banned from the kitchen after .05 seconds let's be real 😂 he burns water, coffee, popcorn, toast—

sanji thinks he's safe with the dishes until cora slides on the suds and falls on his ass, taking a stack of plates and bowls down with him

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Sanji trying to teach Cora how to cook but it going very poorly

October 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM

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this only ends with sanji nearly getting kicked in the face bc his bony knuckles end up digging too deeply into cora's arches. he'd enjoy popping cora's toes for him tho (⬅️ delusional and wishful thinking)

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I just think Sanji giving Cora foot rub is neat because his feet are so big and Sanji's hands would look so small

October 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM

beef 🔞

@beefbiffboeuf.bsky.social

they are so touch starved your honor i need them to crave being inside the other's skin!!!!! thank you!!!!

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Rosi sprawled on a sofa with Sanji in his lap, curled up and lazily smoking, enjoying a quiet moment together!!! Soft…

October 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM

beef 🔞

@beefbiffboeuf.bsky.social

yes!!! i have only seen it in art once or twice maybe but i can totally see them being short a lighter and cora lending a helping hand 💕

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this has probably been done before, but corasanji doing that thing where someone lights someone else's cigarette with their own, bonus points if sanji is on the receiving end and it gives him a gay panic bc he's still in denial about liking guys

October 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM

beef 🔞

@beefbiffboeuf.bsky.social

well hello bb! always happy to feed my wips to the hungry 🫴

we got a three course meal ➡️
- green bit dofsan wip
- Eye Catcher snip from me and @rough0p.bsky.social
- Pretty Thing snip from me and @hockloogie.bsky.social

ENJOY 💕

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Feed us three favourite snippets from your DofSan WIPs 🤲

A loud laugh echoes amongst the trees.
"Quite the predicament you're in, hm?"
Sanji cranes his neck until he catches pink out of the corner of his eye. Great.
Doflamingo has caught up to him.
"I'd be more worried about yours," he snaps.
"You know what happens to Warlords who get in our way?" He laughs. "Guess whatever
Kaido's gonna do to you will be worse though, when he learns there's no more Caesar and no more SAD."
Doflamingo is quiet, and he moves out of Sanji's field of vision. Sanji looks to the other side, watching Doflamingo warily as he circles the plant.
"You seem to have forgotten whose territory you're in, Black Leg Sanji," he says, his smile tight over his teeth. "You lured me to Green Bit to get away from your friends, didn't you?" His chest shakes as a laugh bubbles out of him. "You just sit here and have fun with Drosera. I'll show you a party once I've strung up your crew and dealt with Law."

A smear from the corner of his lip up his cheek, wiped hastily from the split of his swollen lip. "What's this?" Doflamingo asks, grin falling to a frown as he reaches out to inspect further.
With his index crooked under Sanji's chin, Doflamingo tilts his head to better see the damage. His thumb drifts over the swollen lip and trail of blood. It's expected: men in their line of work are not kind or soft fathers in his experience. Judge has not spared details of his discipline, ever boastful of his iron fist. What's not expected: the irritation that he feels seeing Sanji's marred face, not knowing how it came about. The sudden desire to tear the fingers from the fist that left this mark.
Sanji turns his head slightly, unconsciously leaning into the touch. He's a little disoriented, dizzied. By the glamor of Doflamingo's place, by the gentleness offered in the man's hand. A little out of it from the events of the day.

"Your lips are blue," he says, ignoring Sanji's pushing on what he was hired for rather than who he was hired for. His foot tips, pressing to Sanji's ribs more firmly.
Reflexively, Sanji wets his lips, tongue slipping out to warm them and tasting salt too.
"Great, they match my shorts," he quips, letting the pressure against his ribs take his treading back in the direction of the boat, and giving Doflamingo room in the water to spread out without bumping into each other.
Despite being raised with goosebumps, warmth spreads under Doflamingo's skin at the subconscious brush of Sanji's tongue. He feels like with the right words, he could guide Sanji into doing anything he'd like to see. And it is pretty, the way the warmth of his tongue eases the cold, how his lips turn upward just enough to prove he's being sarcastic. Like the low sun, the reflections in the water, something fleeting and pleasing because it disappears.

October 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM

beef 🔞

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BRO ur telling me! i want to sear every frame of their fight in the anime into my brain, the details are out of this world 🤌 leg to leg, the fire whip dof starts to use on him at the end, calling sanji a tough one... (threading ur other asks bb!)

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In that DofSan gif above I just find it so special that Dof used his leg to block Sanji's leg. Like not his strings or his arm or anything else, but leg for leg

September 13, 2025 at 12:59 PM

beef 🔞

@beefbiffboeuf.bsky.social

🥹🥹🥹 guuhh!!! thank you so much bb!!! i'm so freaking touched and heartwarmed by this 💕 y'all make me feel so soft 😭🫶

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thank you being you beef! with you fandom is that much more fun 🩷 thank you for sharing your brilliant writing with us and being generous cheerleader! you are one of my favourite sick freaks out there 🫶

August 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM

beef 🔞

@beefbiffboeuf.bsky.social

HI JEZ ILY JEZ 💜 thinking about them so much, thank you darling!

sent u some scrumptious suits to chew on ✨ can't wait for the big day! (as for the circumstances, i think they can be sickeningly and disgustingly in lust—i mean love for this one, don't you?)

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hi beef ilu!! i wish you many pleasant dofsan thoughts. can you describe the perfect outfits Doffy and Sanj would wear to their wedding. dealer's choice on the circumstances <3, Jez

August 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM

beef 🔞

@beefbiffboeuf.bsky.social

ouh i hear you LOUD and clear, bb!! i'm definitely imagining dof's hand wrapped around sanji's ankle while he's got his foot on dof's dick, yeaahh that's right!!! 😈

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Oh! Ahem! Hi! Is this thing on? Ok hey! I hope youre healing up well and consider sanji stepping on doflamingo’s—

August 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM

beef 🔞

@beefbiffboeuf.bsky.social

omg sooo many bb. i've got fic ideas galore and only so many of them make it to my docs. i've been pretty on top of writing tropes and kinks that tickle my fancy tho, they're easier to wrap up in a oneshot. ⤵️

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Is there any trope/AU you always wanted to write and never did? If there's nothing like that, what is your fave trope/AU to read?

August 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM

beef 🔞

@beefbiffboeuf.bsky.social

hi bb!! sending YOU so much love + good vibes right back atcha 💕

so much perfect dfsn art exists now BUT i am greedy and simple in my dfsn desires so:
- size dif
- dof groping sanji (the size of those HANDS woof)
- freaky cryptid dof
- blushy sweaty sanji

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