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brendelbored.bsky.social
Lord of the Rings Sauron: this city is the dread Kazamür Dür in the region of Alzadior

Silmarillion Sauron: this town is now named Kick Ass City and its mayor is an evil cat
September 28, 2026 at 12:19 PM
heftyhorsehostler.bsky.social


#fatfur #bbw #belly #furry #ass
dur maintaining
October 19, 2023 at 4:42 AM
heftyhorsehostler.bsky.social
Dur does not like cocktail bars/fancy parties

#fatfur #bbw #belly #furry #ass #breasts
large deer in small dress
March 13, 2024 at 1:08 AM
braak.bsky.social
Barad-dûr ass skyline
desktophippie.bsky.social Desktop Hippie @desktophippie.bsky.social · Dec 15
Very much appreciating Salman Anwar’s photo of The Shard in the UK, which he points out they’ve tried to make festive and instead made look menacingly evil.
It’s The Shard photographed from below at night. It stands among other skyscrapers. Some of its windows are lit up, others are blacked out. The spires at the top are lot lit up in bright neon red. This is supposed to look festive but instead it basically looks like the Eye of Sauron. It’s giving evil villain lair vibes. It does not help that the red light is reflected in the clouds above, giving the sky an evil looking eerie red glow. Doctor Doom would reject this place as being too on the nose. Magneto would tell them to tone it down a bit. It’s evil in building form.
December 18, 2024 at 12:16 PM
medav84.bsky.social
Avec un cul pareil🥵, normal qu'il soit bien dur 😈! Délicieux 😋

With an ass like that 🥵, no wonder it's so hard 😈! Delicious 😋
February 1, 2026 at 6:38 PM
skylarsunday.bsky.social
Seeing the classic comments of people saying “hur dur get ready to see Vivziepop use every curse word” in regards to the movie announcement and I gotta laugh cause that’s such a boring ass thing to complain about.
June 23, 2026 at 6:24 PM
eyesewing.bsky.social
Hat hier jemand Interesse an zwei Karten für das Musikkabarett Ass-Dur diesen Samstag, 5.10. 15h, im Kölner Senftöpfchen? Mein Papa liegt mit neuer Hüfte im Krankenhaus und damit sind die Karten vakant. Gerne RT!
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October 3, 2024 at 2:39 PM
attimowens.bsky.social
My wife found this Eye of Sauron-ass acorn.
The titular Eye of Sauron acorn against a fuzzy blue blanket Barad-dur, with the acorn atop it, judging your fall beverage.
October 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
craigipedia.bsky.social
Here I am, still bleeding, and some stupid ass cop is like “dur don’t you wish you’d have shot that kid. I wish you’d have shot that kid.”

Brain dead. 10/10
August 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
ohrobin.bsky.social
amazing copypasta
“fucking doubt you are politically active in real life, you carry a sign sometimes? Try doing something you complete fucking plebe. Oh hur dur I chanted for a few hours and block a street YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING IDIOT DO SOMETHING, it includes a prison sentence if meaningful coddled ass little wannabe”
August 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
coachgowron.com
More like Dur-ass.
October 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
caitliwinx.bsky.social
My ass forgot to post for #tolktober2024 yesterday!!

Day 1: Tower
@rogueprintco.bsky.social
Drawing of a black tower, Barad-Dur Tolktober 2024 prompt list, Day 1 is Tower
October 2, 2024 at 11:16 AM
mobute.bsky.social
but that dur-ass
March 10, 2026 at 12:25 AM
fifieonetgirl.bsky.social
Un bon cheval belge à monté chaque fois que je suis en Belgique
Infatigable et dur mmmmmm
🥵🥵🥵🥵👅💦💦💦
#fifieone #sexy #tgirlover #libertine #ass #fuck #dick #cum #clito #pegging #pussy #anal #travestie #nsfw #crossdresser #fcf #bigdick
August 12, 2026 at 1:44 PM
missclea.bsky.social
Dur de choisir 😅 mais la #FuckMachine est number one 😜

#auxfun #sextoy #ass #camgirl #plug #dildo #coquine #milf #amatrice #frenchgirl #porn #mardisextoy
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July 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
squishythings.com
barad-dur ass helmet
September 7, 2026 at 7:49 PM
punxcake.bsky.social
DICKens
HARDy
DUR-ASS

Y'a un schéma non? 🧐
March 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
amerz.bsky.social
Für gute Laune..

youtu.be/D_LALwszTXc?...
Für Elise goes Salsa
YouTube video by Ass-Dur
youtu.be
April 21, 2025 at 11:32 AM
fifieonetgirl.bsky.social
Plus tu te cambre plus il bande dur
Autant se faire plaisir 😈🥵🔥

#fifieone #sexy #tgirlover #libertine #ass #fuck #dick
#OrgasmicGroup #crossdresser #nsfw #trans #travestie #anal #pegging #pussy
August 29, 2025 at 5:53 AM
t29rex.bsky.social
C'est dur d'être une stupid ass bitch 24h/24
February 13, 2026 at 2:34 PM
rebelshepherdyarn.bsky.social
Humor is dead. Reality is so absurd that when someone makes a ridiculous joke, like Trump as Pope or renaming the Gulf of Mexico, some ass goes, "Dur. That's a good idea."
April 30, 2025 at 9:44 AM
britculpsapp.bsky.social
fucking doubt you are politically active in real life, you carry a sign sometimes? Try doing something you complete fucking plebe.
Oh hur dur
I chanted for a few hours and block a street
YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING IDIOT DO SOMETHING, it includes a pris0n sentence if meaningful coddled ass little wannabe
August 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
ludovician.bsky.social
I was wearing a sick-ass LOTR shirt with Sauron's helm on the front, Barad-dûr on the back

and my dad, not a quiet man, doesn't address me directly. says vaguely downward, to no one in particular, softly

"not really who I would be rooting for, but, hmm, okay"

spiritually, I have never recovered
February 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM