The Orange Flaming AssClown.
October 12, 2026 at 11:53 PM
The Orange Flaming AssClown.
He's an assclown with a flamethrower 🔥
Thanks Republicans 🐘
He's your assclown.
It's your fucking circus 🎪
Thanks Republicans 🐘
He's your assclown.
It's your fucking circus 🎪
October 12, 2026 at 11:30 PM
He's an assclown with a flamethrower 🔥
Thanks Republicans 🐘
He's your assclown.
It's your fucking circus 🎪
Thanks Republicans 🐘
He's your assclown.
It's your fucking circus 🎪
Ok. I just posted there’s not a dumber quote no more than 5 min ago, but here we are with another brilliant theory from President Assclown.
Q: You said Russia and Ukraine agreed to a ceasefire, but both sides said they have not agreed to that
TRUMP: Well they agreed, you know why? Because I said 'you agree.' That's why.
TRUMP: Well they agreed, you know why? Because I said 'you agree.' That's why.
October 12, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Ok. I just posted there’s not a dumber quote no more than 5 min ago, but here we are with another brilliant theory from President Assclown.
I’ll believe it when we kick his ass in the midterms & when we send whatever fascist GOP assclown who runs for the WH in 2028.
As far as I’m concerned, voter’s job is to keep the WH & Congress out of the GOP’s hands until they can learn how to actually do their jobs.
No more congressional welfare!
As far as I’m concerned, voter’s job is to keep the WH & Congress out of the GOP’s hands until they can learn how to actually do their jobs.
No more congressional welfare!
October 12, 2026 at 10:31 PM
I’ll believe it when we kick his ass in the midterms & when we send whatever fascist GOP assclown who runs for the WH in 2028.
As far as I’m concerned, voter’s job is to keep the WH & Congress out of the GOP’s hands until they can learn how to actually do their jobs.
No more congressional welfare!
As far as I’m concerned, voter’s job is to keep the WH & Congress out of the GOP’s hands until they can learn how to actually do their jobs.
No more congressional welfare!
Shane Gillis just needs to do what all the other MAGA-coded bros do once they’ve shit the bed on the mainstream circuit and start a podcast so he can whine about being “cancelled” for being an unfunny assclown.
October 12, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Shane Gillis just needs to do what all the other MAGA-coded bros do once they’ve shit the bed on the mainstream circuit and start a podcast so he can whine about being “cancelled” for being an unfunny assclown.
🇨🇦🇺🇦👏🏻👏🏻Bravo!
Peter Girnus couldn’t have said it any better.
The Nobel is silently earned—not negotiated.
I will say this-
I honestly believe Donald Trump is so daft that he thinks the Nobel is negotiated like Time’s Man of the Year covers or FIFA’s honorary award that doesn’t exist.
What an assclown!
Peter Girnus couldn’t have said it any better.
The Nobel is silently earned—not negotiated.
I will say this-
I honestly believe Donald Trump is so daft that he thinks the Nobel is negotiated like Time’s Man of the Year covers or FIFA’s honorary award that doesn’t exist.
What an assclown!
October 12, 2026 at 7:57 PM
🇨🇦🇺🇦👏🏻👏🏻Bravo!
Peter Girnus couldn’t have said it any better.
The Nobel is silently earned—not negotiated.
I will say this-
I honestly believe Donald Trump is so daft that he thinks the Nobel is negotiated like Time’s Man of the Year covers or FIFA’s honorary award that doesn’t exist.
What an assclown!
Peter Girnus couldn’t have said it any better.
The Nobel is silently earned—not negotiated.
I will say this-
I honestly believe Donald Trump is so daft that he thinks the Nobel is negotiated like Time’s Man of the Year covers or FIFA’s honorary award that doesn’t exist.
What an assclown!
🇨🇦🇺🇦👏🏻👏🏻Bravo!
Peter Girnus couldn’t have said it any better.
The Nobel is silently earned—not negotiated.
I will say this-
I honestly believe Donald Trump is so daft that he thinks the Nobel is negotiated like Time’s Man of the Year covers or FIFA’s honorary award that doesn’t exist.
What an assclown!
Peter Girnus couldn’t have said it any better.
The Nobel is silently earned—not negotiated.
I will say this-
I honestly believe Donald Trump is so daft that he thinks the Nobel is negotiated like Time’s Man of the Year covers or FIFA’s honorary award that doesn’t exist.
What an assclown!
October 12, 2026 at 7:56 PM
🇨🇦🇺🇦👏🏻👏🏻Bravo!
Peter Girnus couldn’t have said it any better.
The Nobel is silently earned—not negotiated.
I will say this-
I honestly believe Donald Trump is so daft that he thinks the Nobel is negotiated like Time’s Man of the Year covers or FIFA’s honorary award that doesn’t exist.
What an assclown!
Peter Girnus couldn’t have said it any better.
The Nobel is silently earned—not negotiated.
I will say this-
I honestly believe Donald Trump is so daft that he thinks the Nobel is negotiated like Time’s Man of the Year covers or FIFA’s honorary award that doesn’t exist.
What an assclown!
Not to mention Gillis is a terrible comedian. His jokes are middle school little boy humor. He's a no talent assclown.
October 12, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Not to mention Gillis is a terrible comedian. His jokes are middle school little boy humor. He's a no talent assclown.
Every reasonably educated person knows that it's spelled ZELENSKYY. Which explains why assclown idiot Elon Musk doesn't know it.
October 12, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Every reasonably educated person knows that it's spelled ZELENSKYY. Which explains why assclown idiot Elon Musk doesn't know it.
This is Gestapo and mafia type shit. I hope she sues the secretary of DHS, dept. heads and officers that participated personally as well as that orange assclown.
Seeing a number of conservative posters on Twitter suggesting a search warrant has been executed at representative Ilhan Omar‘s DC residence this morning.
October 12, 2026 at 12:56 PM
This is Gestapo and mafia type shit. I hope she sues the secretary of DHS, dept. heads and officers that participated personally as well as that orange assclown.
Sadly, our assclown leader will come to his defense.
October 12, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Sadly, our assclown leader will come to his defense.
First, yeah, it’s bullshit.
Second, he acts as though HE made this fake event happen.
He is a pathetic assclown.
Second, he acts as though HE made this fake event happen.
He is a pathetic assclown.
October 12, 2026 at 10:06 AM
First, yeah, it’s bullshit.
Second, he acts as though HE made this fake event happen.
He is a pathetic assclown.
Second, he acts as though HE made this fake event happen.
He is a pathetic assclown.
The real photo (or a still from the actual video). It's even better than the 'enhanced' one.
October 12, 2026 at 2:54 AM
The real photo (or a still from the actual video). It's even better than the 'enhanced' one.
Actually, Danny Trejo's son will look you square in the eye (as he did on social media tonight) and tell folks his legendary badass dad got hoodwinked and couldn't possibly try to break a contract with this pathetic assclown.
October 12, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Actually, Danny Trejo's son will look you square in the eye (as he did on social media tonight) and tell folks his legendary badass dad got hoodwinked and couldn't possibly try to break a contract with this pathetic assclown.
Obligatory PSA, could you shut the fuck up for 2 minutes Cris Collingsworth - you suck - you are a total sycophant and genuinely obnoxious. I'm almost positive that your popularity for announcing football is equivalent to drumpf's current approval rating. Assclown! #NBC #SNF #NBCSPORTS
October 12, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Obligatory PSA, could you shut the fuck up for 2 minutes Cris Collingsworth - you suck - you are a total sycophant and genuinely obnoxious. I'm almost positive that your popularity for announcing football is equivalent to drumpf's current approval rating. Assclown! #NBC #SNF #NBCSPORTS
Total assclown, should be suspended and fined for aggressive stupidity.
Dre Greenlaw was ejected after headbutting helmetless Ernest Jones on the sidelines after late hit
October 11, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Total assclown, should be suspended and fined for aggressive stupidity.
Debates should be a requirement in federal elections. It’s too important and Paxton is an assclown who needs to answer for his rampant corruption.
October 11, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Debates should be a requirement in federal elections. It’s too important and Paxton is an assclown who needs to answer for his rampant corruption.
"Let's keep doing dumb shit so the orange assclown keeps doing more and more awful things."
The Joe Biden presidency was specifically doing this.
The Joe Biden presidency was specifically doing this.
October 11, 2026 at 6:57 PM
"Let's keep doing dumb shit so the orange assclown keeps doing more and more awful things."
The Joe Biden presidency was specifically doing this.
The Joe Biden presidency was specifically doing this.
No, one outcome is "let's get rid of this orange assclown before we start attempting reform the Democratic Party," and the other is, "Let's keep doing dumb shit so the orange assclown keeps doing more and more awful things.:
October 11, 2026 at 6:54 PM
No, one outcome is "let's get rid of this orange assclown before we start attempting reform the Democratic Party," and the other is, "Let's keep doing dumb shit so the orange assclown keeps doing more and more awful things.:
Fuck this assclown, if the didn't behave so poorly there would be nothing to be vilified
October 11, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Fuck this assclown, if the didn't behave so poorly there would be nothing to be vilified
Hochuli you assclown of a nepobaby
October 11, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Hochuli you assclown of a nepobaby