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Assman
March 5, 2024 at 12:05 PM
raddums.bsky.social
the assman
October 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social
CUSTOMER: ASSMAN
IL DMV: ASSMAN
VERDICT: APPROVED
May 25, 2024 at 9:16 PM
jarjarfan69.bsky.social
Me
Dick Assman in his gas station uniform
January 6, 2026 at 5:02 PM
pizzarikk.bsky.social
he's an assman, this could be YOUR ass
July 3, 2026 at 3:06 AM
thorbenson.bsky.social
Seinfeld "assman" license plate episode
August 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
ca-dmv-bot.bsky.social
Customer: NORTH AMERICA MOTORSPORTS CHAPTER 22 GROUP A
DMV: ASSMAN BACKWARDS

Verdict: DENIED
California license plate with text "NAM22A".
September 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
sickoscommittee.org
Welcome Kyle Assman of the University of Guelph Gryphons in Ontario.
February 20, 2026 at 4:57 AM
actualnames.bsky.social
Venus Pattle Assman
www.findagrave.com/memorial/176...
Venus Pattle Assman (1912-1978) - Find a Grave...
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November 13, 2025 at 1:58 PM
dinfontay.com
Women don't like the vehicle
svreenshot of the car from seinfeld with the vanity plate "ASSMAN"
October 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
jeradwalker.bsky.social
The “ASSMAN” license plate from Seinfeld
December 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
coachfinstock.bsky.social
No I'm not the assman well as far as the state of NY is concerned you are
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
patrickworld.bsky.social
Move over, Assman
Car with the license plate PUSSMAN
August 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
kim-hu.com
Jed knows. Everyone knows.
I’m the assman. The underpants pervert. 🫡
kim-hu.com Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · Apr 7
I wonder did @jedmackay.bsky.social think of me when he first saw this panel~
Jed to me on twitter: And anytime an artist draws Taskmaster's cape flowing in the wind so the reader can see his bum, I'll think of you.
May 11, 2024 at 7:55 PM
micarikr.bsky.social
At the gym.
At home.
Happy #humpday #arsewednesday
#juicyass #assman
July 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
brendelbored.bsky.social
Assman Greg you are not a wife guy you are a bad guy
June 30, 2024 at 9:42 PM
synthfox87.bsky.social
🍑🦊
Miata with a New York license plate reading “ASSMAN”
August 15, 2026 at 8:47 PM
0r0ch1.bsky.social
Assman Platinum #nsfw #furry #art #furryart
0r0ch1 eating Denise's ass
January 31, 2025 at 11:25 AM
jratsbane.bsky.social
Boobs? What if you're more of a Dick Assman?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_As...
Dick Assman - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
June 18, 2026 at 5:55 PM
mikerevolution.bsky.social
So...you're the ASSMAN.
August 17, 2026 at 2:08 AM
blackcheeseburger.bsky.social
"Can I get a name for your order?"

"Assassin."

5 minutes later.

"ASSMAN, YOUR ORDER IS READY."
December 5, 2024 at 6:46 PM
synthfox87.bsky.social
New plates for the Miata came in
Assman license plate from Seinfeld 1995 Mazda Miata
May 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
shoe.bsky.social
I thought Platner's license plate "ASSMAN" was a Seinfeld reference. Whoops.
October 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM