The Pope has given Bob Dylan a mission to assassinate the corrupt leadership of the Knights Templar
November 4, 2026 at 5:51 PM
The Pope has given Bob Dylan a mission to assassinate the corrupt leadership of the Knights Templar
Im again reminded that Iran, who is kicking our ass, said that they had nobody to assassinate except SpongeBob
November 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Im again reminded that Iran, who is kicking our ass, said that they had nobody to assassinate except SpongeBob
im like a ninja when it come to waiting in the shadows to assassinate my enemies
November 4, 2026 at 2:01 PM
im like a ninja when it come to waiting in the shadows to assassinate my enemies
Pardoned Jan 6 defendant charged with threatening to assassinate DC federal judges #TheHill
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Pardoned Jan 6 defendant charged with threatening to assassinate DC federal judges
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November 3, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Pardoned Jan 6 defendant charged with threatening to assassinate DC federal judges #TheHill
i wil assassinate yr enemies too for a price
November 4, 2026 at 2:08 PM
i wil assassinate yr enemies too for a price
He bombed a girls school while trying to assassinate the government of a nation we were not at war with.
He’s scared and he should be.
He’s scared and he should be.
November 4, 2026 at 6:23 PM
He bombed a girls school while trying to assassinate the government of a nation we were not at war with.
He’s scared and he should be.
He’s scared and he should be.
Btw this is a proxy for "Assassinate"
The types of cards I wanted to do: counter spell. For two mana counter a spell.
The types of cards my mutuals want to see:
The types of cards my mutuals want to see:
November 2, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Btw this is a proxy for "Assassinate"
I tell you what he also loved, paying Muslims to assassinate the Christian king of Jerusalem.
November 1, 2026 at 1:49 PM
I tell you what he also loved, paying Muslims to assassinate the Christian king of Jerusalem.
Not to put too fine a point on it, the REPUBLICANS who (supposedly) tried to assassinate him.
But, seriously, nobody ever tried to assassinate him. It was just the usual fraud and gaslighting.
But, seriously, nobody ever tried to assassinate him. It was just the usual fraud and gaslighting.
November 2, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Not to put too fine a point on it, the REPUBLICANS who (supposedly) tried to assassinate him.
But, seriously, nobody ever tried to assassinate him. It was just the usual fraud and gaslighting.
But, seriously, nobody ever tried to assassinate him. It was just the usual fraud and gaslighting.
She was reporting from the besieged Syrian city of Homs in February 2012 when she was killed w/photojournalist Rémi Ochlik.
A 2019 lawsuit in a US federal court officially concluded the Assad regime had intercepted her satellite signal to deliberately target, assassinate & silence her. #EndImpunity
A 2019 lawsuit in a US federal court officially concluded the Assad regime had intercepted her satellite signal to deliberately target, assassinate & silence her. #EndImpunity
November 3, 2026 at 12:09 AM
She was reporting from the besieged Syrian city of Homs in February 2012 when she was killed w/photojournalist Rémi Ochlik.
A 2019 lawsuit in a US federal court officially concluded the Assad regime had intercepted her satellite signal to deliberately target, assassinate & silence her. #EndImpunity
A 2019 lawsuit in a US federal court officially concluded the Assad regime had intercepted her satellite signal to deliberately target, assassinate & silence her. #EndImpunity
"Barack Obama had a secret plan to assassinate Trump with a plane, and made sure to tell us all about it in the movie he produced that came out 3 years ago. I am very smart."
November 2, 2026 at 12:52 AM
"Barack Obama had a secret plan to assassinate Trump with a plane, and made sure to tell us all about it in the movie he produced that came out 3 years ago. I am very smart."
Mobile Suit Gundam GQuuuuuuX (2025)
Episode 6 - The Plot to Assassinate Kycilia
05:29.959
Episode 6 - The Plot to Assassinate Kycilia
05:29.959
October 31, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Mobile Suit Gundam GQuuuuuuX (2025)
Episode 6 - The Plot to Assassinate Kycilia
05:29.959
Episode 6 - The Plot to Assassinate Kycilia
05:29.959
I'm going to go back in time and assassinate Benjamin Franklin.
November 1, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I'm going to go back in time and assassinate Benjamin Franklin.
Just took 93yr Mum to vote in South Carolina, she’s registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, “Which box to assassinate Donald Trump at a rally?” A cheer went up from waiting voters.
I'm sorry 29% of Democrats, you can't have your president assassinated live on TV, that's Romania's thing
November 4, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Just took 93yr Mum to vote in South Carolina, she’s registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, “Which box to assassinate Donald Trump at a rally?” A cheer went up from waiting voters.
he looks like he's going to assassinate the pope
November 4, 2026 at 5:51 PM
he looks like he's going to assassinate the pope
he stood on a point and baited a unit for assassinate!
October 31, 2026 at 3:24 PM
he stood on a point and baited a unit for assassinate!
the last target I did was Snoop Dogg so it's funny to see a YouTuber among the likes of Snoop, Jackie Chan, and Eminem to assassinate 😂😂
November 2, 2026 at 3:45 PM
the last target I did was Snoop Dogg so it's funny to see a YouTuber among the likes of Snoop, Jackie Chan, and Eminem to assassinate 😂😂
not to mention he tried to overthrow the government (and assassinate his own vice president) in 2021 to stay in power, that seems important
November 4, 2026 at 7:14 PM
not to mention he tried to overthrow the government (and assassinate his own vice president) in 2021 to stay in power, that seems important
she's trying to assassinate me
November 3, 2026 at 4:32 AM
she's trying to assassinate me
in wokemerica if your name isn't a noun they'll assassinate you. president hvac personally shot clinton in the head. he also shot bush in the head but that had different grounds
November 4, 2026 at 3:49 AM
in wokemerica if your name isn't a noun they'll assassinate you. president hvac personally shot clinton in the head. he also shot bush in the head but that had different grounds
Why would Iran assassinate Donald Trump who is destroying America? He is doing far more damage than they ever could.
October 31, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Why would Iran assassinate Donald Trump who is destroying America? He is doing far more damage than they ever could.
Most of the world wants someone to assassinate the motherfucker.
November 1, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Most of the world wants someone to assassinate the motherfucker.
It’s not Iran.
Iran has already fucked the US six ways to Sunday, and doesn’t need to assassinate the fat shit stain.
Iran has already fucked the US six ways to Sunday, and doesn’t need to assassinate the fat shit stain.
November 2, 2026 at 4:33 AM
It’s not Iran.
Iran has already fucked the US six ways to Sunday, and doesn’t need to assassinate the fat shit stain.
Iran has already fucked the US six ways to Sunday, and doesn’t need to assassinate the fat shit stain.