* BLANCHE: TODAY I ACCEPTED RESIGNATION OF ASSISTANT ATTORNEY GENERAL BRETT SHUMATE OF THE CIVIL DIVISION
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November 9, 2026 at 2:49 PM
* BLANCHE: TODAY I ACCEPTED RESIGNATION OF ASSISTANT ATTORNEY GENERAL BRETT SHUMATE OF THE CIVIL DIVISION
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The assistant is everything!!!
I’m eleven minutes into the pilot of #Cupertino and I’m SHOOK.
November 9, 2026 at 1:22 AM
The assistant is everything!!!
November 6, 2026 at 4:05 PM
They’re all jumping ship fast. Attorney General Todd Blanche announced on X that Brett Shumate, the assistant attorney general who headed the Justice Department’s Civil Division, has resigned.
November 9, 2026 at 4:44 PM
They’re all jumping ship fast. Attorney General Todd Blanche announced on X that Brett Shumate, the assistant attorney general who headed the Justice Department’s Civil Division, has resigned.
🚨 ANOTHER RESIGNATION!
John Eisenberg, the assistant attorney general overseeing the Justice Department’s National Security Division, has now resigned as well.
John Eisenberg, the assistant attorney general overseeing the Justice Department’s National Security Division, has now resigned as well.
🚨 BREAKING: CRISIS AT TRUMP’S DOJ! Another top prosecutor is OUT following Trump’s midterm rout.
Jason Reding Quiñones, who oversaw the sprawling “grand conspiracy” probe targeting Trump’s perceived enemies, has RESIGNED effective immediately.
Jason Reding Quiñones, who oversaw the sprawling “grand conspiracy” probe targeting Trump’s perceived enemies, has RESIGNED effective immediately.
November 6, 2026 at 3:46 PM
🚨 ANOTHER RESIGNATION!
John Eisenberg, the assistant attorney general overseeing the Justice Department’s National Security Division, has now resigned as well.
John Eisenberg, the assistant attorney general overseeing the Justice Department’s National Security Division, has now resigned as well.
🚨 BREAKING: ANOTHER MAJOR DOJ RESIGNATION
Assistant Attorney General Brett Shumate, head of the Civil Division, is OUT.
AG Todd Blanche confirms his departure, marking the FOURTH major DOJ resignation since Trump’s devastating midterm defeat.
Assistant Attorney General Brett Shumate, head of the Civil Division, is OUT.
AG Todd Blanche confirms his departure, marking the FOURTH major DOJ resignation since Trump’s devastating midterm defeat.
November 9, 2026 at 3:14 PM
🚨 BREAKING: ANOTHER MAJOR DOJ RESIGNATION
Assistant Attorney General Brett Shumate, head of the Civil Division, is OUT.
AG Todd Blanche confirms his departure, marking the FOURTH major DOJ resignation since Trump’s devastating midterm defeat.
Assistant Attorney General Brett Shumate, head of the Civil Division, is OUT.
AG Todd Blanche confirms his departure, marking the FOURTH major DOJ resignation since Trump’s devastating midterm defeat.
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November 8, 2026 at 4:41 AM
I'm a Drone assistant 🪭🌬️
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November 5, 2026 at 5:10 PM
damn my home assistant setup knows about the holmes voice
November 10, 2026 at 5:37 AM
damn my home assistant setup knows about the holmes voice
MVP Justin Herbert and Assistant Coach of the Year Mike McDaniel
Chargers score first TD since Oct. 11, going 37 possessions without one.
Chargers score first TD since Oct. 11, going 37 possessions without one
The streak is over.
www.nbcsports.com
November 9, 2026 at 12:01 AM
MVP Justin Herbert and Assistant Coach of the Year Mike McDaniel
BREAKING:
Harmeet Dhillon, the Trump Justice Department's controversial assistant attorney general for civil rights, has just resigned.
Harmeet Dhillon, the Trump Justice Department's controversial assistant attorney general for civil rights, has just resigned.
November 5, 2026 at 5:45 PM
BREAKING:
Harmeet Dhillon, the Trump Justice Department's controversial assistant attorney general for civil rights, has just resigned.
Harmeet Dhillon, the Trump Justice Department's controversial assistant attorney general for civil rights, has just resigned.
Penelope Pond.
This month's character poll winner was Making an OC. The folks over at patreon voted for a shy petite elf woman with red hair and purple eyes working as an assistant in an office.
Patreon member DrakeRed suggested the name.
This month's character poll winner was Making an OC. The folks over at patreon voted for a shy petite elf woman with red hair and purple eyes working as an assistant in an office.
Patreon member DrakeRed suggested the name.
November 6, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Penelope Pond.
This month's character poll winner was Making an OC. The folks over at patreon voted for a shy petite elf woman with red hair and purple eyes working as an assistant in an office.
Patreon member DrakeRed suggested the name.
This month's character poll winner was Making an OC. The folks over at patreon voted for a shy petite elf woman with red hair and purple eyes working as an assistant in an office.
Patreon member DrakeRed suggested the name.
Dinge, die bessere Kanzlerin als Merz wären
Clippy: The Microsoft Office Assistant
Alt: Clippy: The Microsoft Office Assistant
karl Klammer von Microsoft, eine Büro klammer mit Augen
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November 7, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Dinge, die bessere Kanzlerin als Merz wären
2 top DOJ officials resign, including assistant attorney general for national security
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2 top DOJ officials resign, including assistant attorney general for national security
politi.co/4iBREMb
2 top DOJ officials resign, including assistant attorney general for national security
politi.co/4iBREMb
www.politico.com
November 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
2 top DOJ officials resign, including assistant attorney general for national security
politi.co/4iBREMb
politi.co/4iBREMb
November 7, 2026 at 8:44 AM
“It seems like you’re overweight. Do you need some help?” ass commercial
Clippy: The Microsoft Office Assistant
Alt: Clippy: The Microsoft Office Assistant
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November 7, 2026 at 11:15 PM
“It seems like you’re overweight. Do you need some help?” ass commercial
Boop!
My dorkus stinky fluffy workshop assistant!
My dorkus stinky fluffy workshop assistant!
November 9, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Boop!
My dorkus stinky fluffy workshop assistant!
My dorkus stinky fluffy workshop assistant!
The Twins are promoting Jonas Lovin to their assistant pitching coach on the big-league staff, GM Jeremy Zoll said.
Lovin was their minor league assistant pitching coordinator.
Lovin was their minor league assistant pitching coordinator.
November 10, 2026 at 1:17 AM
The Twins are promoting Jonas Lovin to their assistant pitching coach on the big-league staff, GM Jeremy Zoll said.
Lovin was their minor league assistant pitching coordinator.
Lovin was their minor league assistant pitching coordinator.
Dana W. White, she served as the Assistant to the Secretary of Defense for Public Affairs and the Chief Pentagon Spokesperson during Trumps first administration. Trump thought his team meant the UFC fighter. What a moron.
J. Jonah Jameson's Iconic Laugh
ALT: J. Jonah Jameson's Iconic Laugh
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November 7, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Dana W. White, she served as the Assistant to the Secretary of Defense for Public Affairs and the Chief Pentagon Spokesperson during Trumps first administration. Trump thought his team meant the UFC fighter. What a moron.
Loyal, competent: lieutenant, secretary, lab assistant
Disloyal, competent: vizier, mercenary
Loyal, incompetent: apprentice, acolyte
Disloyal, incompetent: saboteur, insubordinate, bait
Disloyal, competent: vizier, mercenary
Loyal, incompetent: apprentice, acolyte
Disloyal, incompetent: saboteur, insubordinate, bait
November 9, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Loyal, competent: lieutenant, secretary, lab assistant
Disloyal, competent: vizier, mercenary
Loyal, incompetent: apprentice, acolyte
Disloyal, incompetent: saboteur, insubordinate, bait
Disloyal, competent: vizier, mercenary
Loyal, incompetent: apprentice, acolyte
Disloyal, incompetent: saboteur, insubordinate, bait
BREAKING: Assistant Attorney General Brett Shumate has resigned, marking the fourth major DOJ departure since the midterm elections.🍿🚨
November 9, 2026 at 6:25 PM
BREAKING: Assistant Attorney General Brett Shumate has resigned, marking the fourth major DOJ departure since the midterm elections.🍿🚨
Here's his candidacy announcement: neguse.house.gov/media/press-...
Rep. Joe Neguse Announces Candidacy for Assistant Speaker
Today, Colorado Congressman Joe Neguse announced his candidacy for the position of Assistant Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives. Neguse currently serves as Assistant Democratic Leader, and a...
neguse.house.gov
November 8, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Here's his candidacy announcement: neguse.house.gov/media/press-...
my lazy assistant
packaged one mail and she's tired already
packaged one mail and she's tired already
November 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
my lazy assistant
packaged one mail and she's tired already
packaged one mail and she's tired already