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When the GPS says "make a U-turn" but you accidentally enter the grid from Tron. 🛸👽😆🤙🍁

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Imagine a rave hosted exclusively by Transformers on a Tuesday night. This is a long-exposure night photograph of an intersection where reality has completely melted into neon spaghetti. A massive, horizontal smear of glowing neon red and blinding white light. It looks less like traffic and more like the Flash forgot his keys, turned around at 900 miles per hour, and left a streak of burning rubber across the space-time continuum. These are just commuter cars, probably filled with people listening to boring podcasts, accidentally transformed into majestic streaks of cosmic energy. On the left side, there is a white light so intensely bright it looks like a miniature supernova is detonating on the asphalt. It shoots out dozens of sharp, pointy light rays in every direction. It looks exactly like the visual effect you get when you squint your eyes really hard at a streetlamp on a rainy night. Floating above the red light streaks are two glowing turquoise-green traffic signals. Because of the camera lens, they are shooting out spikey green starburst rays. They look less like traffic safety devices and more like magical, glowing alien eyeballs judging the drivers below. At the very bottom, there is a blurry patch of green grass filled with dozens of fluffy white dandelions. They look like tiny, calm cotton balls completely unbothered by the high-speed futuristic laser light show happening just three feet behind them.
May 26, 2026 at 5:12 AM