#Assyrian
Naqiʾa was a wife of the Assyrian king Sennacherib (705–681 BC). She was highly influential in Assyrian history, as well as being one of only a few Assyrian women to be depicted in art; and is the only known ancient Assyrian figure other than kings to write and issue a treaty. #CelebratingWomen
April 27, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Royal lion hunt relief, Assyrian palace at Nineveh, c 645-635 BC, alabaster, British Museum
May 27, 2026 at 5:30 PM
October 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
An ancient Assyrian technique for river crossing using inflated skins, around the 8th century BCE.

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May 24, 2026 at 2:56 PM
My Lyft driver just now is an Aramaic-speaking Assyrian from Nineveh who happens also to be an Assyriologist.

The coolest pockets of human interaction genuinely available all over the place, truly.

And as it happens, today is Assyrian new year!
So happy new year, any Assyrian peeps out there!
April 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
A massive 2700-year-old, 18-ton statue of an Assyrian deity that was excavated in Iraq in November 2023

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March 20, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Is your child texting about ancient Assyrian demons? Tune in at 11
The “satanic panic” is back and even dumber than before.
August 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
If you don't already have this channel on your radar, it's fascinating and fun! Arim, who is Assyrian, recreates recipes from cuneiform tablets.

Here, he makes an ancient Assyrian cake with the help of a scholar, food scientist, and baker. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qdps...
RECREATED: Assyrian Bronze Age Cake
YouTube video by Table of Gods
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April 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
A massive 2700-year-old, 18-ton statue of an Assyrian deity that was excavated in Iraq in November 2023
January 28, 2026 at 6:06 AM
"The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food."

Assyrian Proverb
May 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The antiquities from the Persian, Babylonian, and Assyrian empires at the Louvre Museum in Paris France 🇫🇷
September 8, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Ancient Assyrian gardeners were a different breed.
July 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
'Excavation of the Assyrian winged bull, Mosul 1850 '
March 3, 2024 at 4:08 PM
"Assyrian dog figurines with names carved on them, 650 BC"

uh excuse me these are clearly meeples
August 12, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Assyrian Leader’s Doomed Pleas for Help Discovered:

SHARK! SHARK!

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(gets coat)
January 27, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Prepping another traditional portrait. Fantasy character with some assyrian inspo
August 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Thanks to J.G. Dercksen’s 1996 dissertation on Old Assyrian copper trade, we have a good hunch as to what is meant here. While Old Assyrian copper and Old Babylonian copper have differing qualitative language, the copper supply was not very diverse.
November 22, 2024 at 9:34 PM
This striking, powerful Assyrian lioness’s head is made from lapis lazuli. It dates to C9th-8th BC Mesopotamia.
July 19, 2026 at 9:31 AM
When the Assyrian Chicago Pope gave the Catholic Chicago Pope a cubs jersey was a great moment in ecumenical sports history
December 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
#Sculpture, Neo-Assyrian Relief of a Dignitary, Dur-Sharrukin (‘Fortress of Sargon’) [8th Century BC] #art
July 27, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Finding out that I’m Assyrian queen material in the best way
"Stop procrastinating" in cuneiform:

"Why don't you write your tablet and do your homework? If you don't, they will say: "Is *this* the sister of Sheru'a-eṭirat, eldest daughter of the Succession Palace of Ashur-etel-ilani-mukinni, the great king, mighty king, king of the world, king of Assyria?"
Queen Liballi-sharrat, the wife of king Ashurbanipal, and his sister Sherua-etirat were both literate.

In fact, Sherua-etirat once scolded her sister, then the crown princess, for not doing her homework. Literacy, it seemed, was an expectation of these Assyrian queens.
April 10, 2025 at 12:45 PM
An Assyrian alabaster bas-relief of a wounded lioness originates from the North Palace of King Ashurbanipal in Nineveh, Assyria, dating back to 645 BC-635 BC. Unearthed in 1853 by the Assyrian archaeologist Hormuz Rassam, it is currently housed in the British Museum in London.
August 18, 2026 at 4:14 PM
A massive 2700-year-old, 18-ton statue of an Assyrian deity that was excavated in Iraq in November 2023.

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September 13, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.
October 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
"There is, of course, a fundamental difference between a “demon” and a “ghost”; the former is a professional, the latter is an amateur."

Assyrian scholars know what's going on.
March 17, 2024 at 12:28 PM