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lizzobeeating.bsky.social
I’ve always resented the ‘Tauruses hold grudges’ stereotype… #astrologyhumor
November 17, 2024 at 3:59 PM
kirstinvasgaard.bsky.social
Or it’s an ancient person trying to explain how unhinged their Scorpio lover became and was like, y’all, these people are crazy, beware 🤣🦂

I jest - my hubs is a Scorpio stellium and I got Saturn/Mars conj Scorpio and we are, arguably, a bit insane #astrologysky #astrologyhumor
samottewillsoulsby.bsky.social Sam Ottewill-Soulsby @samottewillsoulsby.bsky.social · Jun 30
The Papyrus Museum of the Austrian National Library in Vienna is an underrated treasure with a spectacular collection of Coptic, Greek and Arabic papyri from Egypt. #papyrus #ancient #medieval Highlight 🧵 :

A Coptic amulet for protection against scorpions. (1/6)
Papyrus fragment with Coptic script and a drawing of a scorpion.
June 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Witchy Wednesday, starring me: Sagittarius sun, Leo rising, Gemini moon.
Your chart’s probably worse. Want to find out?

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#booksky #WitchyWednesday #SagittariusSeason #AstrologyHumor
May 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
nantinav.bsky.social
😅 #astrologymemes #astrologyhumor
February 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
grindarkstudio.bsky.social
I can't stop snickering at this, omg.
#AstrologyHumor #comics
January 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
samliebl.com
I tried to analyze Naomi Wolf, feminism, and astrology in one sentence.
A Sagittarius attempt was made.

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#booksky #SagittariusEnergy #AstrologyHumor #ZodiacTheory
May 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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#spiritual #writingprompts #writingprompt #journalingprompt #journalprompts #journalprompt #spiritualdevelopment #spiritualityandmentalhealth #journaling #astrologyhumor #zodiachumor #astrology #zodiac
September 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
lizzymeyers.bsky.social
I’ve always resented the ‘Tauruses hold grudges’ stereotype…
#astrologyhumor
November 17, 2024 at 5:26 PM
lunaryapp.bsky.social
If you're a Sagittarius dating a Gemini, you already know

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#AstrologyHumor #SagittariusGemini #ZodiacRelationshipGoals #AstroLove
April 4, 2026 at 9:37 AM
kirstinvasgaard.bsky.social
youtube.com/shorts/-4LyF... #astrology #valentinesday #astrologyhumor
Valentine’s Day astrology lore , or, how Scorpio won the Narrative #astrology #valentinesday
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February 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
mysticmmoon.bsky.social
Taurus men will ignore you all day, then hit you up at 10 p.m. like, “What’s up?” Bro, sleep. That’s what’s up.
#TaurusMen #LateNightTexts #AstrologyHumor #ZodiacSigns
December 18, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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【JUN 11, 2026 | The Violent Ego Entropy】

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#Linboo #AIAstrology #AstrologyHumor #Occult #CosmicReality #AstrologyExposed #ZodiacHumor
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June 11, 2026 at 1:09 PM
himanigoyal.bsky.social
♋ Cancer: “It’s okay, I’m not upset.” ❤️

Also Cancer 10 minutes later:
re-reading old chats while listening to sad songs 😂🎵

#Cancer #CancerMeme #ZodiacComedy #AstrologyHumor #WaterSign
June 19, 2026 at 1:15 AM
himanigoyal.bsky.social
♐ Ignore a Sagittarius…

They won’t wait around—they’ll be off making memories, meeting new people, and having the time of their life. 😂✈️

#Sagittarius #ZodiacComedy #FunnySagittarius #AstrologyHumor
July 24, 2026 at 3:09 AM
dvrhg.bsky.social
I’ve always disagreed with the “Libras can’t pick a side” stereotype, but then again, I do kinda see their side of it, too. #astrologyhumor
November 17, 2024 at 4:32 PM
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Nico says Sagittarius rising is all power and presence.
I say it’s charm masking instability.
Disagree?

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#booksky #SagittariusRising #ZodiacEnergy #AstrologyHumor
May 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
ceriyanna.bsky.social
Man my ruling planet, #Mars, kinda fucking sucks.

Can I change ruling planets? Like #Venus, maybe? I see her ass every night, why not?

Ooo! How about #Jupiter? Jupiter seems pretty fun. #ZodiacHumor #Aries #astrologyhumor
January 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
himanigoyal.bsky.social
♉ Taurus doesn’t get angry when you ignore them…

They simply remove you from future chai, snacks, and gossip plans. 😌☕

And trust me… they’ll remember it longer than you will. 😂💚

#Taurus #FunnyTaurus #ZodiacComedy #AstrologyHumor #EarthSign
June 5, 2026 at 1:41 AM
blueridgeastrology.bsky.social
A Taurus ♉️ Thanksgiving
Taurus shows up in stretchy pants, with plate in hand. They’re the first to snag leftovers and insist Thanksgiving should be monthly ‘for the sake of tradition,’ all while eyeing the dessert table.
#thanksgivingastrology
#astrologyhumor
#blueridgeastrology
November 18, 2024 at 5:08 PM
blueridgeastrology.bsky.social
A Sagittarius ♐️ Thanksgiving
Sagittarius enthusiastically leads the family in a ‘thankfulness circle,’ complete with a few inappropriate jokes. They bring boundless energy, optimism, and sometimes tequila, transforming Thanksgiving into a mini party that might end with karaoke.

#astrologyhumor
November 26, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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#AstrologyHumor #StarSignSeason #MemawKnowsBest #ZodiacEnergy #Astrology #Satire #Zodiac 😎🌌🔮
Illustration or graphic promoting “Memaw’s Stars and Signs” May astrology forecast, featuring playful, humorous zodiac-themed content. The image is designed to feel fun and lighthearted, with a social media style layout encouraging viewers to click through for monthly horoscope readings written in a comedic tone.
April 29, 2026 at 11:12 PM
blueridgeastrology.bsky.social
A Libra ♎️ Thanksgiving
Libra shows up with a decorative centerpiece and ensures everyone has a drink and a compliment. They work tirelessly to keep the peace, even if it means laughing a little too hard at Dad’s ‘jokes’ and smoothing over every awkward moment.

#astrologyhumor #blueridgeastrology
An animated scene of a lively Thanksgiving gathering with a charismatic host standing on a chair at the head of a beautifully decorated dinner table. The host, dressed in a gold-accented formal suit, raises a glass in a cheerful toast while guests around the table laugh and smile. The table is adorned with autumnal decorations, including pumpkins, candles, and seasonal foliage. The warm and festive atmosphere is complemented by the sunlight streaming through the windows, highlighting the joyous occasion.
November 23, 2024 at 10:52 PM
blueridgeastrology.bsky.social
A Virgo ♍️ Thanksgiving

Virgo has prepared a checklist for everyone—seating charts, timing of courses, and optimal pie-serving order. They’ll be silently fixing the chaos around them, piecing Thanksgiving together with a precision that goes unnoticed… until they run out of gravy.

#astrologyhumor
A humorous illustration of a Virgo person at a holiday dinner table, holding a clipboard with the word 'Virgo' prominently written on it and a checklist below. The person looks serious and focused, dressed in a white shirt and black tie, while surrounded by family and friends in a festive setting. The table is filled with traditional holiday foods like turkey and side dishes, and decorations like garlands and warm lighting add to the cozy atmosphere. The other diners appear puzzled or curious, adding to the comedic tone of the scene
November 22, 2024 at 9:59 PM
umbra.linboo.app
【SEP 7, 2026 | The Atrophy Of Exceptionalism】

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#Linboo #AIAstrology #AstrologyMemes #AstrologyHumor #ChaosMagick #DeepTruths #ExistentialAstrology
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September 7, 2026 at 3:16 PM