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"WILL YOU SING AT MY FREEDOM 250 CONCERT?"
May 30, 2026 at 6:25 PM
"WILL YOU SING AT MY FREEDOM 250 CONCERT?"
*at the red lobster*
me: i will have the red lobster
waiter: okay
me: i will have the red lobster
waiter: okay
October 21, 2024 at 6:04 PM
*at the red lobster*
me: i will have the red lobster
waiter: okay
me: i will have the red lobster
waiter: okay
At times like this it's good to look at things that will calm you down and bring you joy.
October 8, 2024 at 2:58 AM
At times like this it's good to look at things that will calm you down and bring you joy.
"Star Fox! Fire at will!"
Kid named Will:
Kid named Will:
May 7, 2026 at 12:28 AM
"Star Fox! Fire at will!"
Kid named Will:
Kid named Will:
The main event, where LISA will perform at the VMAs, will start at 9PM (BRT).
September 11, 2024 at 11:21 PM
The main event, where LISA will perform at the VMAs, will start at 9PM (BRT).
"Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them."
― Margaret Atwood
― Margaret Atwood
August 4, 2026 at 1:23 AM
"Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them."
― Margaret Atwood
― Margaret Atwood
Morgan Freeman will honor Gene Hackman tonight at The Oscars.
March 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Morgan Freeman will honor Gene Hackman tonight at The Oscars.
The party never ends at the WH, as no expense will be spared at the latest lavish dinner since we are paying.
September 24, 2026 at 11:45 PM
The party never ends at the WH, as no expense will be spared at the latest lavish dinner since we are paying.
At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
April 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
EXCLUSIVE 1st LOOK at the flag many will be flying at the #NoKINGSRally this Saturday, October 18th!
October 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
EXCLUSIVE 1st LOOK at the flag many will be flying at the #NoKINGSRally this Saturday, October 18th!
Rep. Ro Khanna says there will be at least a dozen Jeffrey Epstein survivors who will have the floor at his September 3 joint press conference with Rep. Thomas Massie.
August 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Rep. Ro Khanna says there will be at least a dozen Jeffrey Epstein survivors who will have the floor at his September 3 joint press conference with Rep. Thomas Massie.
2023 2024
We will make We will make
valuable worthless
JPGs JPGs
at great at great
energy expense energy expense
We will make We will make
valuable worthless
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at great at great
energy expense energy expense
September 24, 2024 at 9:01 AM
2023 2024
We will make We will make
valuable worthless
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at great at great
energy expense energy expense
We will make We will make
valuable worthless
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at great at great
energy expense energy expense
🚨BREAKING: At long last, Mike Johnson will swear in Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva on Wednesday at 4 pm ET.
November 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
🚨BREAKING: At long last, Mike Johnson will swear in Rep.-elect Adelita Grijalva on Wednesday at 4 pm ET.
those commies at cato will get it for this
cato institute analysis of murders by political ideology since 1975, excluding 9/11
September 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
those commies at cato will get it for this
you will look at this again.
February 7, 2024 at 9:46 AM
you will look at this again.
A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.
September 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
A grim reminder: these people will never be satisfied. There’s no point at which they will say “we’ve won, let’s enjoy life.” They will always be looking for someone else to punish, to revile, to dehumanize. They’re empty without that.
How DOGE will *add* to the federal budget:
It will fire government workers who will be replaced by private contractors at higher rates.
It will cancel contracts that will be renegotiated at higher rates.
It will fire government workers who will be replaced by private contractors at higher rates.
It will cancel contracts that will be renegotiated at higher rates.
March 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
How DOGE will *add* to the federal budget:
It will fire government workers who will be replaced by private contractors at higher rates.
It will cancel contracts that will be renegotiated at higher rates.
It will fire government workers who will be replaced by private contractors at higher rates.
It will cancel contracts that will be renegotiated at higher rates.
Miller will stop at nothing
June 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Miller will stop at nothing
Take yall children to those black history events that will be held at some local libraries. It starts at home
February 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Take yall children to those black history events that will be held at some local libraries. It starts at home
"Fascism will come at the hands of brainwashed, brainless, Americans."
August 10, 2026 at 4:32 PM
"Fascism will come at the hands of brainwashed, brainless, Americans."
WE WILL MAKE MOVIES IN AMERICA. WE WILL REBUILD ALCATRAZ. WE WILL MAKE MOVIES AT ALCATRAZ, AND THEN WE WILL PUT THE MOVIE MAKERS IN JAIL AT ALCATRAZ!
May 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
WE WILL MAKE MOVIES IN AMERICA. WE WILL REBUILD ALCATRAZ. WE WILL MAKE MOVIES AT ALCATRAZ, AND THEN WE WILL PUT THE MOVIE MAKERS IN JAIL AT ALCATRAZ!