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Study: Mosquitos More Attracted To People Branded With Mosquito God’s Rune Of Punishment https://theonion.com/study-mosquitos-more-attracted-to-people-branded-with-mosquito-gods-rune-of-punishment/
Naturally, the comment section of this post has attracted those who believe otherwise.
April 2, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Naturally, the comment section of this post has attracted those who believe otherwise.
omg they were intellectually attracted
March 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
omg they were intellectually attracted
When ornithologists are mutually attracted
May 12, 2026 at 12:47 PM
When ornithologists are mutually attracted
Women being attracted to RFK Jr is how you know heterosexuality is NOT a choice.
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Women being attracted to RFK Jr is how you know heterosexuality is NOT a choice.
he is naturally attracted to the stripes
February 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
he is naturally attracted to the stripes
trans women are men so when theyre attracted to women it's straight but when the woman theyre attracted to is trans that's a man theyre attracted to so shit it's gay again but if its gay then they're not straight men so actually a man being attracted to a trans woman is straight but they're both tr-
December 18, 2024 at 3:33 AM
trans women are men so when theyre attracted to women it's straight but when the woman theyre attracted to is trans that's a man theyre attracted to so shit it's gay again but if its gay then they're not straight men so actually a man being attracted to a trans woman is straight but they're both tr-
accidentally attracted the dragon
October 3, 2026 at 4:16 PM
accidentally attracted the dragon
What first attracted Donald Trump to alleged rapist Andrew Tate?
February 27, 2025 at 8:00 AM
What first attracted Donald Trump to alleged rapist Andrew Tate?
What do you call the sexuality where you're attracted to both sexes, but neither are attracted to you?
Bi-yourself….
Bi-yourself….
July 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
What do you call the sexuality where you're attracted to both sexes, but neither are attracted to you?
Bi-yourself….
Bi-yourself….
The "Frieren Looking Up" Art Trend attracted some Big Names in Animation! Excited for Season 2?
November 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The "Frieren Looking Up" Art Trend attracted some Big Names in Animation! Excited for Season 2?
Stop, you right there stop.
I am casting “attracted to gungans” on you ✨
I am casting “attracted to gungans” on you ✨
May 1, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Stop, you right there stop.
I am casting “attracted to gungans” on you ✨
I am casting “attracted to gungans” on you ✨
He is naturally attracted to the stripes
June 8, 2026 at 6:45 AM
He is naturally attracted to the stripes
The glow worked and attracted a mate. Only it seems to have attracted something a little bigger than expected.
September 3, 2025 at 5:04 AM
The glow worked and attracted a mate. Only it seems to have attracted something a little bigger than expected.
His postgame condition attracted immediate faculty attention.
September 13, 2026 at 12:12 AM
His postgame condition attracted immediate faculty attention.
Won't someone think of the real victims, men who are attracted to teenagers
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Won't someone think of the real victims, men who are attracted to teenagers
If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics
August 21, 2026 at 7:53 PM
If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics
Dragons are naturally attracted to shiny objects!
December 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Dragons are naturally attracted to shiny objects!
Dadferno wisdom:
"Just because you're not attracted to yourself doesn't mean others aren't attracted to you."
"Just because you're not attracted to yourself doesn't mean others aren't attracted to you."
May 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Dadferno wisdom:
"Just because you're not attracted to yourself doesn't mean others aren't attracted to you."
"Just because you're not attracted to yourself doesn't mean others aren't attracted to you."
In Alabama conception begins the first time you’re attracted to your sister.
May 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
In Alabama conception begins the first time you’re attracted to your sister.
And simultaneously attracted to her.
October 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
And simultaneously attracted to her.
Donald Trump is a dirty old man who is sexually attracted to young girls. Nobody can seriously deny that.
November 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Donald Trump is a dirty old man who is sexually attracted to young girls. Nobody can seriously deny that.
Trans women attracted to Northernlion because the first safe, nurturing masculine figure we often encounter in literature is Professor X
August 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Trans women attracted to Northernlion because the first safe, nurturing masculine figure we often encounter in literature is Professor X