youtube.com/shorts/9mVIU... too real with nolaready or all the new alert types #nolasky
#ausalert #australia
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September 27, 2026 at 6:39 PM
youtube.com/shorts/9mVIU... too real with nolaready or all the new alert types #nolasky
🚨AUSALERT🚨
A LOCAL TWINK HAS BEEN GIVEN A CLIPBOARD AND A MINOR POSITION OF POWER.
SHELTER IN PLACE UNTIL FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS.
🚨AUSALERT🚨
A LOCAL TWINK HAS BEEN GIVEN A CLIPBOARD AND A MINOR POSITION OF POWER.
SHELTER IN PLACE UNTIL FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS.
🚨AUSALERT🚨
September 13, 2026 at 9:49 PM
🚨AUSALERT🚨
A LOCAL TWINK HAS BEEN GIVEN A CLIPBOARD AND A MINOR POSITION OF POWER.
SHELTER IN PLACE UNTIL FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS.
🚨AUSALERT🚨
A LOCAL TWINK HAS BEEN GIVEN A CLIPBOARD AND A MINOR POSITION OF POWER.
SHELTER IN PLACE UNTIL FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS.
🚨AUSALERT🚨
In the new #SIZZLETOWN...
- Does the AusAlert really control people who've had 'the jab'?
- Will Tony be appearing for 9 secs in the 'Castle' stage show?
- Can you be a 'summer fill-in' for someone's OnlyFans?
- Can anyone become a freelance intimacy coordinator?
podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/t...
- Does the AusAlert really control people who've had 'the jab'?
- Will Tony be appearing for 9 secs in the 'Castle' stage show?
- Can you be a 'summer fill-in' for someone's OnlyFans?
- Can anyone become a freelance intimacy coordinator?
podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/t...
Ep 109: Meh
Podcast Episode · Tony Martin’s SIZZLETOWN · 2 September · 46min
podcasts.apple.com
September 4, 2026 at 1:24 AM
In the new #SIZZLETOWN...
- Does the AusAlert really control people who've had 'the jab'?
- Will Tony be appearing for 9 secs in the 'Castle' stage show?
- Can you be a 'summer fill-in' for someone's OnlyFans?
- Can anyone become a freelance intimacy coordinator?
podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/t...
- Does the AusAlert really control people who've had 'the jab'?
- Will Tony be appearing for 9 secs in the 'Castle' stage show?
- Can you be a 'summer fill-in' for someone's OnlyFans?
- Can anyone become a freelance intimacy coordinator?
podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/t...
Introducing AusAlert, Australia's new emergency warning system for quicker, more reliable notifications on bushfires, floods & hurricanes. Stay safe! #AusAlert https://fefd.link/ZhRR5
August 31, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Introducing AusAlert, Australia's new emergency warning system for quicker, more reliable notifications on bushfires, floods & hurricanes. Stay safe! #AusAlert https://fefd.link/ZhRR5
For a moment I thought this #Ausalert was some sort of BS. But no, it’s actually for real!! 27 July, 2pm.
Must be living under a rock … well I am regional. But come on, who actually knows about this????
minister.homeaffairs.gov.au/KristyMcBain...
Must be living under a rock … well I am regional. But come on, who actually knows about this????
minister.homeaffairs.gov.au/KristyMcBain...
June 23, 2026 at 11:06 AM
For a moment I thought this #Ausalert was some sort of BS. But no, it’s actually for real!! 27 July, 2pm.
Must be living under a rock … well I am regional. But come on, who actually knows about this????
minister.homeaffairs.gov.au/KristyMcBain...
Must be living under a rock … well I am regional. But come on, who actually knows about this????
minister.homeaffairs.gov.au/KristyMcBain...
The real 'Monsters' in Monsters & Minions was the AusAlert text message system
July 27, 2026 at 5:14 AM
The real 'Monsters' in Monsters & Minions was the AusAlert text message system
I never received a warning message,NO my phone isn’t OLD.What personal info does this mob have access to?? Yet again another Australian government fluff up!!
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07...
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07...
Government says AusAlert test 'very successful' — as it happened
Millions of mobile phones and devices have been sent warning signals as part of the nationwide AusAlert emergency system trial.
www.abc.net.au
July 27, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I never received a warning message,NO my phone isn’t OLD.What personal info does this mob have access to?? Yet again another Australian government fluff up!!
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07...
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07...
July 27, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Best thing about the AusAlert test is all the absolute nerds ABC journalists found to interview about it. Like the guy who went to the state library at 1.55pm just to see what would happen. A special type of Australian ABC nerd you don’t often see as much these says.
July 27, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Best thing about the AusAlert test is all the absolute nerds ABC journalists found to interview about it. Like the guy who went to the state library at 1.55pm just to see what would happen. A special type of Australian ABC nerd you don’t often see as much these says.
ausalert works good job guys
July 27, 2026 at 4:02 AM
ausalert works good job guys
Jeez, all the conspiracy theories out there regarding this AusAlert honestly blow my mind. Tracking? Vaccines? Wut.
July 27, 2026 at 6:24 AM
Jeez, all the conspiracy theories out there regarding this AusAlert honestly blow my mind. Tracking? Vaccines? Wut.
Why did the AusAlert sound awfully similar to that of the US's EAS alarm sound? Was awfully quiet for mine
July 27, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Why did the AusAlert sound awfully similar to that of the US's EAS alarm sound? Was awfully quiet for mine
On July 27, an alarm will blare out of almost every phone in the country as a non-dismissible alert flashes up on the screen in the first national AusAlert test.
The message will read: “This is a TEST alert of AusAlert, Australia’s new emergency warning system. NO ACTION IS REQUIRED.
The message will read: “This is a TEST alert of AusAlert, Australia’s new emergency warning system. NO ACTION IS REQUIRED.
February 26, 2026 at 3:13 AM
On July 27, an alarm will blare out of almost every phone in the country as a non-dismissible alert flashes up on the screen in the first national AusAlert test.
The message will read: “This is a TEST alert of AusAlert, Australia’s new emergency warning system. NO ACTION IS REQUIRED.
The message will read: “This is a TEST alert of AusAlert, Australia’s new emergency warning system. NO ACTION IS REQUIRED.
Great timing for AusAlert Test with China‘s nuke missiles test around the region recently.
July 27, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Great timing for AusAlert Test with China‘s nuke missiles test around the region recently.
Might review the AusAlert test that's coming tomorrow
July 26, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Might review the AusAlert test that's coming tomorrow
There isn't usable signal at my place, so my mobile connects via WiFi through the NBN. I got a text message, but there was no sound, as far as I noticed.
#AusAlert
#AusAlert
July 27, 2026 at 5:51 AM
There isn't usable signal at my place, so my mobile connects via WiFi through the NBN. I got a text message, but there was no sound, as far as I noticed.
#AusAlert
#AusAlert
July 27, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Even the national news couldn't escape timezones...
Bwahahahahahahaha!!!
Bwahahahahahahaha!!!
July 27, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Even the national news couldn't escape timezones...
Bwahahahahahahaha!!!
Bwahahahahahahaha!!!
It's gonna scream at the fop 'cause it's a nationwide test of the AusAlert system, similar to what other countries have in terms of regional alert systems.
Would make similar noises like the US Tornado Alert one too.
Would make similar noises like the US Tornado Alert one too.
July 27, 2026 at 1:17 AM
It's gonna scream at the fop 'cause it's a nationwide test of the AusAlert system, similar to what other countries have in terms of regional alert systems.
Would make similar noises like the US Tornado Alert one too.
Would make similar noises like the US Tornado Alert one too.
ALL AUSSIES: Your phone will SCREAM at you today, at these times below.
This is the AusAlert system doing a nation-wide test, all phones connected to Australian Cell Towers will be receiving this test.
Please do not avoid this to ensure your phone works (otherwise, turn off your phone 1hr b4/after)
This is the AusAlert system doing a nation-wide test, all phones connected to Australian Cell Towers will be receiving this test.
Please do not avoid this to ensure your phone works (otherwise, turn off your phone 1hr b4/after)
July 27, 2026 at 12:53 AM
ALL AUSSIES: Your phone will SCREAM at you today, at these times below.
This is the AusAlert system doing a nation-wide test, all phones connected to Australian Cell Towers will be receiving this test.
Please do not avoid this to ensure your phone works (otherwise, turn off your phone 1hr b4/after)
This is the AusAlert system doing a nation-wide test, all phones connected to Australian Cell Towers will be receiving this test.
Please do not avoid this to ensure your phone works (otherwise, turn off your phone 1hr b4/after)
Man, hard to believe the AusAlert was already one hour ago
July 27, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Man, hard to believe the AusAlert was already one hour ago
Number of deaths and illnesses due to Ausalert test? Zero. But THAT HASN’T STOPPED THE LUNATICS. Their commitment to idiocy is next level.
July 27, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Number of deaths and illnesses due to Ausalert test? Zero. But THAT HASN’T STOPPED THE LUNATICS. Their commitment to idiocy is next level.