#Austronesians
i love finding onomatopoeia in ancient languages. ancient austronesians heard the rooster once and were like "yep that's the fucking rakkatakkatakka"
May 12, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Late prehistory is so interesting, man

What do you mean the Shandong and Korean peninsulas were populated with Japonic-speaking peoples

What do you MEAN that all Austronesians/Polynesian languages came out of Taiwan
January 28, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Austronesians took advantage of the "terra incognita" exception, more informally known as "first dibs"
July 4, 2026 at 5:22 PM
"Are the Bantu who settled in Madagascar after the Austronesians already arrived colonizers?" the greatest dissertation in the history of colonial studies, etc.
July 4, 2026 at 5:34 PM
They called the Falklanders "The Atlantic Austronesians."
July 4, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Everytime I read abt scurvy from the Pirate fandom (genre of white people online) they talk abt it like its this universal thing yet in all my years of reading about wayfinders & chinese sailors, not once have I read abt any Polynesians and austronesians getting scurvy as bad as western counterparts
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Chinese sailors ate mung beans & tofu grown on their ships, Polynesians and Austronesians ate raw fish, Inuit and other indigenous ppl ate seals, and Arabs literally just Knew about oranges and sailed so efficiently tjat their sailors always had fresh food
December 18, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Given the Austronesians originated /in/ Taiwan it should surely be the other way round
February 17, 2026 at 5:24 PM
This is why when people compare Scandinavian voyages to the Austronesians and settlement of the Pacific Islands I’m immediately like, nah dude, crab claw sails or GTFO.
just very briefly that sail technology was VERY poor (couldn't move against the wind, etc.) and you had to have oars or else you'd be stuck in the middle of the water
July 10, 2026 at 12:30 PM
I love this map showing the approx timelines of human habitation of earth.
Pyramids had been built in Egypt, yet Austronesians hadn't even reached Madagascar or New Zealand, Thule people hadn't reached Canada
May 25, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Example: Spice Road tells of a story in an Arab inspired world where whoever controls the spice holds the most power.

Arabs never controlled spice. Not once. Not ever. The spice roads are maritime and was controlled by austronesians. There was an entire genocide about it.
January 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
absolutely not and i fear in my soul that this is the reason the other austronesians kicked the filipinos off at the first stop when we all migrated down through taiwan
poll the audience:

do you have an internal compass or sense of direction? do you generally know where you are in relation to the cardinal directions? outside? inside?
March 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Oh boy lol. Another way to slice the salami is asserting that Austronesians are actually Chinese and so…
Could Chinese explorers have settled New Zealand before the Maori?
Mainstream academics and Maori groups voice scepticism, but researchers say acknowledging lesser-known history could alter national identity.
amp.scmp.com
September 19, 2026 at 1:24 PM
It’s amazing to me that Taiwan, Madagascar, and an island that’s part of Chile (Rapa Nui) have related aboriginal peoples

Sure us Indo-Europeans did pretty well for ourselves but the Austronesians beat us to the boat game
August 7, 2026 at 9:54 PM
And the Indian Ocean was covered by hundreds of years of trade! The Austronesians went from Southeast Asia to Madagascar and just didn’t see them?
December 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I don't think you would be able sail along the coast of India due to the wind's direction but I also haven't touched geography in years. Austronesians were just built different imo
January 2, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Pax Silica is going to be built on Indigenous Aeta land, Idk how to explain it, the Aetas are one of the oldest distinct ethnic groups in literally all of southeast asia, they were here even before the Austronesians arrived, and now their land is being stolen in broad daylight
August 6, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Map showing the migration of the Austronesians from Taiwan
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austron....
November 22, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Even then, Taiwan has an entirely separate indigenous population (which are the ancestors of /all/ Austronesians btw)
July 26, 2026 at 9:29 PM
so happy to remember austronesians have the highest percentage of denisovan heritage 😌 #DENISOVANPRIDE
August 10, 2026 at 4:01 AM
we're all like the austronesians straight out of taiwan... Hello bluesky...
July 25, 2023 at 12:54 AM
as a filipino i know in my SOUL that when the austronesians came down through taiwan in 1500 bc they kicked all the most annoying people off at the first stop and that’s how the philippine islands were settled
November 20, 2024 at 4:53 PM
This is the natural HIGHWAY that exist since time exist. This was used extensively by Austronesians and Micronesians to settle distant Islands in the Pacific.

Think about it.
There is so much disinformation about the "Super El Nino" floating around the internet b/c mentioning any sort of mechanism that affects weather seems to start a shouting match.

So here's a good video that gives you JUST the info you need in under 2 minutes.
September 25, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Sci fi writers use European colonial tropes when imagining human space colonization when I think, in the end, it is going to be far more like the ancient Austronesians sailing across the Pacific in canoes
April 11, 2026 at 1:53 PM