🇪🇺 BREAKING: EU announces new “Democracy™ Starter Pack”
✅ Orbán handshake
✅ Secret lobbying dinner
✅ AI border dog with GDPR sticker
✅ Climate deal… for 2049
✅ A strongly worded concern
🚫 Journalists not included

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