The promised autoflush still not working
August 14, 2025 at 12:08 PM
The promised autoflush still not working
lean forward far enough to activate the autoflush and you too can wash your balls at work
April 15, 2024 at 5:29 PM
lean forward far enough to activate the autoflush and you too can wash your balls at work
Autoflush toilets are a conspiracy by people who wipe while sitting in order to discriminate against us standing wipers
August 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Autoflush toilets are a conspiracy by people who wipe while sitting in order to discriminate against us standing wipers
getting orchi purely so i don't have to feel the mist of cold water on my balls when the bar toilet autoflush triggers
June 24, 2026 at 5:01 AM
getting orchi purely so i don't have to feel the mist of cold water on my balls when the bar toilet autoflush triggers
leaning forward on the autoflush toilet to give my balls a little bath
March 9, 2024 at 4:49 PM
leaning forward on the autoflush toilet to give my balls a little bath
Today's museum cubicle loo had autoflush sensor when you stand up.
But its too sensitive.
Lean forward on the loo and... surprise bidet!
But its too sensitive.
Lean forward on the loo and... surprise bidet!
March 18, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Today's museum cubicle loo had autoflush sensor when you stand up.
But its too sensitive.
Lean forward on the loo and... surprise bidet!
But its too sensitive.
Lean forward on the loo and... surprise bidet!
I work with autistic kids autoflush toilets and only having air dryers seems cruel. I wish businesses would adapt.
May 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I work with autistic kids autoflush toilets and only having air dryers seems cruel. I wish businesses would adapt.
when autoflush jumps the gun and you get the worst bidet
June 24, 2024 at 2:31 PM
when autoflush jumps the gun and you get the worst bidet
i hate autoflush toilets so much the sensors always be shit and start flushing before im done and close the lid 🤬
November 24, 2024 at 6:02 AM
i hate autoflush toilets so much the sensors always be shit and start flushing before im done and close the lid 🤬
The autoflush toilet just went off before I'd even sat down. That's what kind of day this is. I'm just not feelin it, in general.
May 30, 2024 at 5:41 PM
The autoflush toilet just went off before I'd even sat down. That's what kind of day this is. I'm just not feelin it, in general.
May 13, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Reporting live from the stall with Hair-Trigger Autoflush Repeatedly Misting Your Bottom During The Business. Any comments,@ceej.online?
I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal
May 24, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Reporting live from the stall with Hair-Trigger Autoflush Repeatedly Misting Your Bottom During The Business. Any comments,@ceej.online?
What are you supposed to do when you use one of those autoflush toilets but it isnt flushing
April 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
What are you supposed to do when you use one of those autoflush toilets but it isnt flushing
Autoflush toilets are a scourge on this earth
November 21, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Autoflush toilets are a scourge on this earth
Grateful I'm fat enough I don't have to position myself with care in front of autoflush toilet sensors.
September 7, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Grateful I'm fat enough I don't have to position myself with care in front of autoflush toilet sensors.
When the autoflush toilet flushes while youre still using it and water splashes your butt… thats not amore
February 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
When the autoflush toilet flushes while youre still using it and water splashes your butt… thats not amore
Horror movie scene:
Hiding in a public restroom stall, door shut, feet up on the seat.
Then.
The autoflush sensor gives the hiding person away.
Hiding in a public restroom stall, door shut, feet up on the seat.
Then.
The autoflush sensor gives the hiding person away.
November 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Horror movie scene:
Hiding in a public restroom stall, door shut, feet up on the seat.
Then.
The autoflush sensor gives the hiding person away.
Hiding in a public restroom stall, door shut, feet up on the seat.
Then.
The autoflush sensor gives the hiding person away.
i hate autoflush toilets FUUUUUCK
March 9, 2026 at 4:32 PM
i hate autoflush toilets FUUUUUCK
Once I was in a bathroom at Disneyland, one with autoflush toilets and there was an increasingly irate small child in the next stall over. The toilet flushed and I heard at increasing volume "It tried to eat my butt! Then I won't have no more butt!! THIS IS WHY I DON'T LIKE TO POOP HERE!!!"
January 6, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Once I was in a bathroom at Disneyland, one with autoflush toilets and there was an increasingly irate small child in the next stall over. The toilet flushed and I heard at increasing volume "It tried to eat my butt! Then I won't have no more butt!! THIS IS WHY I DON'T LIKE TO POOP HERE!!!"
im going to kill whoeveer invented autoflush toilets
December 27, 2024 at 1:06 PM
im going to kill whoeveer invented autoflush toilets
autoflush? what is this, some sort of toilet?
September 8, 2024 at 12:13 PM
autoflush? what is this, some sort of toilet?
... do I really want to spend over $1k on a toto s7a washlet just because it has autoflush and auto lid close capabilities....
April 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
... do I really want to spend over $1k on a toto s7a washlet just because it has autoflush and auto lid close capabilities....
urinals that autoflush before you walk away are just the rudest
March 6, 2026 at 3:54 PM
urinals that autoflush before you walk away are just the rudest
I find a lot of autoflush toilets leave a spray on the seat which is ick.
August 16, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I find a lot of autoflush toilets leave a spray on the seat which is ick.
I used to work in an office that installed low flow, autoflush toilets. Some who always dumped their tampon never checked to see if it flushed. 😬
September 14, 2024 at 7:44 PM
I used to work in an office that installed low flow, autoflush toilets. Some who always dumped their tampon never checked to see if it flushed. 😬