He was smart mouthing during practice today. Coach told him, “Get the hell out of here and go fuck yourself and clean up your attitude!“

#NudeMan #SelfSex #AutoFornication

I considered going with "autofornication should be a solo activity, not a team sport" but it seemed unduly harsh.

I would very much appreciate it if you would perform autofornication, gentlebeing.

“He encouraged former advertisers to engage in autofornication”