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July 6, 2026 at 8:59 PM
smeent.bsky.social
Autofellator Smirk
March 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
unauthorizedbeast.bsky.social
Autofellator 😂
April 12, 2026 at 3:32 PM
mrsteed.bsky.social
"He strips naked, climbs on top of a table, lies on his back, flips his legs in the air, and proceeds to play the pink bassoon until he ejaculates. Crystal stares in shock, whilst her swishy assistant Charlie watches in disbelief – before declaring: “Now that’s entertainment!”"

A wild read, y'all.
Who was Dr Infinity? The Curious Story of Adult Film’s First Autofellator - The Rialto Report
Dr Infinity could blow his own bugle, kiss his clarinet, and honk his own horn. In short, he could blow himself. But who was Dr Infinity?
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July 7, 2024 at 11:45 PM
bajablastenjoyer.bsky.social
you're not thinking like a pretentious autofellator who can't experience a positive emotion unless they're ~transgressing the orthodoxy~ and showing how ✨brave and free-thinking and heretical✨ they are and that's the core NYT writer personality type
April 29, 2026 at 2:35 PM
yurei.bsky.social
Police in this pic are like "Everybody get outta the way for the Autofellator!". Batman and Robin are both off-camera, nodding in appreciation.
December 20, 2024 at 1:42 AM
danmcneilwrites.bsky.social
Why do they keep referring to this tool as the budget chief?

His official title is "Gimp/Nerd Autofellator..."
September 20, 2026 at 10:16 AM
freshfleisch.bsky.social
“when you need a job done right”

[bond pockets experimental autofellator 3000]
December 16, 2024 at 11:01 AM
grovewalker.bsky.social
"any government institution is most likely to be the opposite of its name" is exactly the kind of half-baked fuckass shit you'd read on a bottom-tier mid-2000s internet forum when some dim-witted greasy autofellator wants to seem deep and edgy to a horde of even stupider cretins with unwashed asses
propublica.org ProPublica @propublica.org · Aug 22
2/ It starts with a viral Elon Musk post.

“United States Institute of Peace Funded Taliban,” the graphic read, falsely claiming that USIP was funding the terrorist group through Halimi, whose work with the independent nonprofit involved providing advice to help US diplomats understand Afghanistan.
An Elon Musk X post dated April 1, 2025. Musk is quote-tweeting a post from user @amuse that reads: "DOGE: The DOGE team fought for days to gain access to the United States Institute of Peace. Eventually, with help from the FBI and Metro Police DOGE was able to access the agency and discovered massive fraud, waste and abuse-including payments to Taliban and Iraq." And includes a photo of the US Institute of Peace with a text that reads "US Institute of Peace Funded Taliban and Iraqi Leaders. The now-cancelled USIP contracts included $132,000 for Mohammad Qasem Halimi - Afghanistan's former Chief of Protocol and a former Taliban member - and a staggering $1.3 million to the Al Tadhamun Iraqi League for Youth. Above all this, Musk writes: "Any government institution is most likely to be the opposite of its name"
August 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
freeservant.bsky.social
You see a civilised person would understand that only a pedantic autofellator would grasp so violently to a….what exactly? A redundant word! Oh my!
December 26, 2024 at 11:49 PM