It's just a sports ban.
It's just a bathroom ban.
It's just a healthcare for kids ban.
It's just a military service ban.
It's just a federal jobs ban.
It's just a university housing ban.
It's just a passport & visa ban.
It's just one Constitutional right.
It's just your status as free citizens.
It's just a bathroom ban.
It's just a healthcare for kids ban.
It's just a military service ban.
It's just a federal jobs ban.
It's just a university housing ban.
It's just a passport & visa ban.
It's just one Constitutional right.
It's just your status as free citizens.
September 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
It's just a sports ban.
It's just a bathroom ban.
It's just a healthcare for kids ban.
It's just a military service ban.
It's just a federal jobs ban.
It's just a university housing ban.
It's just a passport & visa ban.
It's just one Constitutional right.
It's just your status as free citizens.
It's just a bathroom ban.
It's just a healthcare for kids ban.
It's just a military service ban.
It's just a federal jobs ban.
It's just a university housing ban.
It's just a passport & visa ban.
It's just one Constitutional right.
It's just your status as free citizens.
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week:
-A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses
-A ban on ICE agents working for the state government
-A ban on websites selling your data
-A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights
-A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
-A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses
-A ban on ICE agents working for the state government
-A ban on websites selling your data
-A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights
-A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
October 2, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week:
-A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses
-A ban on ICE agents working for the state government
-A ban on websites selling your data
-A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights
-A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
-A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses
-A ban on ICE agents working for the state government
-A ban on websites selling your data
-A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights
-A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
Ban pharmaceutical ads!
November 26, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Ban pharmaceutical ads!
Let's ban gerrymandering.
September 23, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Let's ban gerrymandering.
BAN DATA CENTERS,NOW !......
May 18, 2026 at 7:07 PM
BAN DATA CENTERS,NOW !......
It's long past time to ban insider trading in Congress.
April 10, 2025 at 12:06 PM
It's long past time to ban insider trading in Congress.
arguably funnier than a permanent ban
December 7, 2024 at 12:54 AM
arguably funnier than a permanent ban
Ban congressional stock and crypto trading.
Ban congressional stock and crypto trading.
Ban congressional stock and crypto trading.
Ban congressional stock and crypto trading.
Ban congressional stock and crypto trading.
July 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Ban congressional stock and crypto trading.
Ban congressional stock and crypto trading.
Ban congressional stock and crypto trading.
Ban congressional stock and crypto trading.
Ban congressional stock and crypto trading.
Florida Passes Strict Ban On Being Unarmed
theonion.com/florida...
theonion.com/florida...
March 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Florida Passes Strict Ban On Being Unarmed
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If you let them ban porn, they will call you pornographic when they ban you.
April 6, 2026 at 3:02 AM
If you let them ban porn, they will call you pornographic when they ban you.
‘project woke 2029’ priorities:
-ban online gambling
-ban crypto usage in the united states
-ban online gambling
-ban crypto usage in the united states
February 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
‘project woke 2029’ priorities:
-ban online gambling
-ban crypto usage in the united states
-ban online gambling
-ban crypto usage in the united states
Ban stock trading by the President.
Ban stock trading by the Vice President.
Ban stock trading by members of Congress.
End the corruption.
Ban stock trading by the Vice President.
Ban stock trading by members of Congress.
End the corruption.
May 15, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Ban stock trading by the President.
Ban stock trading by the Vice President.
Ban stock trading by members of Congress.
End the corruption.
Ban stock trading by the Vice President.
Ban stock trading by members of Congress.
End the corruption.
If you let them ban porn, they will call you pornographic when they ban you.
you can no longer read this. I've removed all the "public nudity" (sex words) and submitted it for review.
So, as per Patreon, keep in mind: describing sex counts as public indecency. Yes, really.
I hope I live to see the death of puritanism. This is hell.
So, as per Patreon, keep in mind: describing sex counts as public indecency. Yes, really.
I hope I live to see the death of puritanism. This is hell.
Hey I wrote a little guide for you aspiring smut peddlers out there :)
April 22, 2026 at 10:13 PM
If you let them ban porn, they will call you pornographic when they ban you.
It also makes it harder for them to ban books.
December 22, 2024 at 11:58 PM
It also makes it harder for them to ban books.
SMITE!!!
Disney Stock Tanks Over Kimmel Ban
SMITE!
www.thegodpodcast.com
September 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
SMITE!!!
Ban sports betting.
July 16, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Ban sports betting.
Ban congressional stock trading.
Ban congressional stock trading.
Ban congressional stock trading.
Ban congressional stock trading.
Ban congressional stock trading.
August 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Ban congressional stock trading.
Ban congressional stock trading.
Ban congressional stock trading.
Ban congressional stock trading.
Ban congressional stock trading.
Phone ban, social media ban & curfew, trans bathroom ban, trans youth healthcare ban, repeated protest ban, arrests of peaceful protestors for Palestine.
All this government seems able to do is ban, ban, ban. No positive vision of the future, just kneejerk authoritarian crackdowns.
All this government seems able to do is ban, ban, ban. No positive vision of the future, just kneejerk authoritarian crackdowns.
This is nuts. Yes we need better protections online, but this is a massive overreach by Starmer. For many young people, especially marginalised ones such as trans and neurodivergent, online spaces can be a safe place for them to develop a genuine support community
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
Starmer to announce ‘Australia plus’ ban on social media for under-16s
Sources say hardline measures will also prevent young users from being to talk to strangers on gaming apps
www.theguardian.com
June 14, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Phone ban, social media ban & curfew, trans bathroom ban, trans youth healthcare ban, repeated protest ban, arrests of peaceful protestors for Palestine.
All this government seems able to do is ban, ban, ban. No positive vision of the future, just kneejerk authoritarian crackdowns.
All this government seems able to do is ban, ban, ban. No positive vision of the future, just kneejerk authoritarian crackdowns.
November 2, 2024 at 2:44 AM
BAN THE PERVERT GLASSES
Men are using Meta AI glasses to secretly film women at beaches, shops, on the street & on nights out. They then post these clips online where they receive a barrage of misogynistic abuse.
I’m campaigning to make this behaviour an offence.
Women deserve to feel safe in public spaces.
I’m campaigning to make this behaviour an offence.
Women deserve to feel safe in public spaces.
Smart glasses are 'an invasion of privacy' - Meta's are selling better than ever
The biggest tech firms are set to sell millions of smart glasses despite growing privacy concerns.
www.bbc.co.uk
May 13, 2026 at 1:44 PM
BAN THE PERVERT GLASSES
Judge REYES on a tear, telling DOJ she won't be "gaslit" by effort to say their ban on transgender people in the military isn't actually a "ban."
She notes SecDef Hegseth literally called it a ban on X.
"You're saying one thing in public. You're saying a different thing in court," Reyes said.
She notes SecDef Hegseth literally called it a ban on X.
"You're saying one thing in public. You're saying a different thing in court," Reyes said.
March 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Judge REYES on a tear, telling DOJ she won't be "gaslit" by effort to say their ban on transgender people in the military isn't actually a "ban."
She notes SecDef Hegseth literally called it a ban on X.
"You're saying one thing in public. You're saying a different thing in court," Reyes said.
She notes SecDef Hegseth literally called it a ban on X.
"You're saying one thing in public. You're saying a different thing in court," Reyes said.
Ban generative "A.I."
I'm 100 percent serious. Ban it entirely.
I'm 100 percent serious. Ban it entirely.
“Over the 3 million job, race and gender combinations tested, Black men fared the worst with the models preferring other candidates nearly 100% of the time.”
AI overwhelmingly prefers white and male job candidates in new test of resume-screening bias
Kyra Wilson, left, University of Washington doctoral student in the Information School and Aylin Caliskan, a UW assistant professor in the iSchool. (UW
www.geekwire.com
November 1, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Ban generative "A.I."
I'm 100 percent serious. Ban it entirely.
I'm 100 percent serious. Ban it entirely.
They’re going to ban sandwiches before they ban guns.
August 14, 2025 at 12:25 PM
They’re going to ban sandwiches before they ban guns.
Who else thinks we should ban members of Congress from trading stocks?
July 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Who else thinks we should ban members of Congress from trading stocks?
We seriously should treat sports betting ads like cigarette ads: ban them.
May 3, 2026 at 2:12 AM
We seriously should treat sports betting ads like cigarette ads: ban them.