Meidas Touch is reporting that a B-52 has crashed at Edward's AFB in California
June 15, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Meidas Touch is reporting that a B-52 has crashed at Edward's AFB in California
Who seems more in touch with what’s happening around here?
A) ROUBAIX, FRANCE
B) @jaketapper.bsky.social
A) ROUBAIX, FRANCE
B) @jaketapper.bsky.social
July 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Who seems more in touch with what’s happening around here?
A) ROUBAIX, FRANCE
B) @jaketapper.bsky.social
A) ROUBAIX, FRANCE
B) @jaketapper.bsky.social
damn boxscore looks like he took his kid to work. here, son, just carry the ball into the end zone, these guys won’t touch you
September 25, 2026 at 3:22 AM
damn boxscore looks like he took his kid to work. here, son, just carry the ball into the end zone, these guys won’t touch you
This shows how truly out of touch Trump is from reality. $100. won’t do anything to help pay Medicare part B. He shouldn’t have the authority to touch the Medicare Improvement Fund. Not one penny.
October 3, 2026 at 3:17 AM
This shows how truly out of touch Trump is from reality. $100. won’t do anything to help pay Medicare part B. He shouldn’t have the authority to touch the Medicare Improvement Fund. Not one penny.
would you rather:
a) watch me touch myself
b) have me watch you?
a) watch me touch myself
b) have me watch you?
July 31, 2026 at 1:54 AM
would you rather:
a) watch me touch myself
b) have me watch you?
a) watch me touch myself
b) have me watch you?
Just a touch of a menty b today.
(Britney helped, obvi)
(Britney helped, obvi)
February 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Just a touch of a menty b today.
(Britney helped, obvi)
(Britney helped, obvi)
Be honest:
A) stare
B) touch
A) stare
B) touch
December 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Be honest:
A) stare
B) touch
A) stare
B) touch
I don’t want to hear R&B from people who would try to touch my hair if I visited their country.
Keep it off my skyline.
Keep it off my skyline.
October 2, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I don’t want to hear R&B from people who would try to touch my hair if I visited their country.
Keep it off my skyline.
Keep it off my skyline.
“B-b-but they commissioned stuff I don’t like 🥺 and a-a-and … they drew things I don’t like 🥺”
bitch you’re 25+ years old for fuck’s sake turn off your fucking screens and touch grass holy shit.
bitch you’re 25+ years old for fuck’s sake turn off your fucking screens and touch grass holy shit.
August 26, 2026 at 8:18 PM
“B-b-but they commissioned stuff I don’t like 🥺 and a-a-and … they drew things I don’t like 🥺”
bitch you’re 25+ years old for fuck’s sake turn off your fucking screens and touch grass holy shit.
bitch you’re 25+ years old for fuck’s sake turn off your fucking screens and touch grass holy shit.
this is a good test; if you think Hasan Piker is a key issue in the Michigan Senate race, it is possible you are an out of touch media elite who should, (a) touch grass, and/or (b) shoot yourself into the sun.
August 29, 2026 at 5:20 PM
this is a good test; if you think Hasan Piker is a key issue in the Michigan Senate race, it is possible you are an out of touch media elite who should, (a) touch grass, and/or (b) shoot yourself into the sun.
~Diane Fondle~
Touch the fox, do it now .w.)b
Planning on playing RE8 but gotta need to grab thicc mods just for the hecc of it.
Enjoy!
Touch the fox, do it now .w.)b
Planning on playing RE8 but gotta need to grab thicc mods just for the hecc of it.
Enjoy!
March 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
~Diane Fondle~
Touch the fox, do it now .w.)b
Planning on playing RE8 but gotta need to grab thicc mods just for the hecc of it.
Enjoy!
Touch the fox, do it now .w.)b
Planning on playing RE8 but gotta need to grab thicc mods just for the hecc of it.
Enjoy!
“Don’t touch me!”
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🥀 B&B AU - Stolitz concept arts (3-1)
#HelluvaBeautyBeastAU #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossFanart #HelluvaBossAU #Disney #BeautyAndTheBeast #Stolitz #Stolas #Blitzø #HumanBlitzø
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🥀 B&B AU - Stolitz concept arts (3-1)
#HelluvaBeautyBeastAU #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossFanart #HelluvaBossAU #Disney #BeautyAndTheBeast #Stolitz #Stolas #Blitzø #HumanBlitzø
June 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
“Don’t touch me!”
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🥀 B&B AU - Stolitz concept arts (3-1)
#HelluvaBeautyBeastAU #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossFanart #HelluvaBossAU #Disney #BeautyAndTheBeast #Stolitz #Stolas #Blitzø #HumanBlitzø
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🥀 B&B AU - Stolitz concept arts (3-1)
#HelluvaBeautyBeastAU #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossFanart #HelluvaBossAU #Disney #BeautyAndTheBeast #Stolitz #Stolas #Blitzø #HumanBlitzø
bro don't touch my yonic stab wound like that bro... b-bro... mmmfgh...
August 21, 2026 at 9:13 PM
bro don't touch my yonic stab wound like that bro... b-bro... mmmfgh...
Kressly: So let’s talk about the contagiousness of hepatitis B. It can live on surfaces, and it can be spread through touch—from someone who is shedding the virus to someone else.
So when we’re in situations where we can’t know 100% who is at risk, the right answer is to protect everyone.
So when we’re in situations where we can’t know 100% who is at risk, the right answer is to protect everyone.
December 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Kressly: So let’s talk about the contagiousness of hepatitis B. It can live on surfaces, and it can be spread through touch—from someone who is shedding the virus to someone else.
So when we’re in situations where we can’t know 100% who is at risk, the right answer is to protect everyone.
So when we’re in situations where we can’t know 100% who is at risk, the right answer is to protect everyone.
A with a touch of B ? What do you think?
September 15, 2026 at 4:55 AM
A with a touch of B ? What do you think?
i'm mister F A T B I T C Hmas
i'm mister D O U G H
i'm mister G E T T H I C K E R
i'm mister F E E D I N G H O S E
friends call me F A T K I N K S T E R
whatever i touch
turns O B E S E in my clutch
...what's "Too Much?"
i'm mister D O U G H
i'm mister G E T T H I C K E R
i'm mister F E E D I N G H O S E
friends call me F A T K I N K S T E R
whatever i touch
turns O B E S E in my clutch
...what's "Too Much?"
December 22, 2025 at 3:51 PM
i'm mister F A T B I T C Hmas
i'm mister D O U G H
i'm mister G E T T H I C K E R
i'm mister F E E D I N G H O S E
friends call me F A T K I N K S T E R
whatever i touch
turns O B E S E in my clutch
...what's "Too Much?"
i'm mister D O U G H
i'm mister G E T T H I C K E R
i'm mister F E E D I N G H O S E
friends call me F A T K I N K S T E R
whatever i touch
turns O B E S E in my clutch
...what's "Too Much?"
In fact, they didn't touch this one. It's in its original glorious b&w!
#BMovieManiacs
#BMovieManiacs
October 2, 2026 at 8:23 PM
In fact, they didn't touch this one. It's in its original glorious b&w!
#BMovieManiacs
#BMovieManiacs
b a t c h 9 f o r
@nolagchu.bsky.social
@peyote.bsky.social
@specswamp.bsky.social
@joejoeb04.bsky.social
@feliflora.pmd.social
@xavibun.pmd.social
Time to touch some grass
@nolagchu.bsky.social
@peyote.bsky.social
@specswamp.bsky.social
@joejoeb04.bsky.social
@feliflora.pmd.social
@xavibun.pmd.social
Time to touch some grass
May 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
b a t c h 9 f o r
@nolagchu.bsky.social
@peyote.bsky.social
@specswamp.bsky.social
@joejoeb04.bsky.social
@feliflora.pmd.social
@xavibun.pmd.social
Time to touch some grass
@nolagchu.bsky.social
@peyote.bsky.social
@specswamp.bsky.social
@joejoeb04.bsky.social
@feliflora.pmd.social
@xavibun.pmd.social
Time to touch some grass
Dumbing of Age: "Don’t touch" www.dumbingofage.com/2024/comic/b...
Don’t touch
www.dumbingofage.com
October 31, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Dumbing of Age: "Don’t touch" www.dumbingofage.com/2024/comic/b...
would you rather:
a) watch me fuck someone else while you're tied to a chair in the corner
b) have me tie you up and make you watch me touch myself, never letting you touch me or yourself?
a) watch me fuck someone else while you're tied to a chair in the corner
b) have me tie you up and make you watch me touch myself, never letting you touch me or yourself?
August 26, 2026 at 9:39 PM
would you rather:
a) watch me fuck someone else while you're tied to a chair in the corner
b) have me tie you up and make you watch me touch myself, never letting you touch me or yourself?
a) watch me fuck someone else while you're tied to a chair in the corner
b) have me tie you up and make you watch me touch myself, never letting you touch me or yourself?
SIDE A: "I Wanna Hold Your Hand," the Beatles
SIDE B: "Don't Touch Me There," the Tubes
SIDE B: "Don't Touch Me There," the Tubes
Sometimes I think of singles, like two-sided 45s, that ought to exist.
SIDE A: "Waiting for My Man" by The Velvet Underground
SIDE B: "Here Comes Your Man" by Pixies
SIDE A: "Love Will Keep Us Together" by Captain & Tenille
SIDE B: "Love Will Tear Us Apart" by Joy Division
SIDE A: "Waiting for My Man" by The Velvet Underground
SIDE B: "Here Comes Your Man" by Pixies
SIDE A: "Love Will Keep Us Together" by Captain & Tenille
SIDE B: "Love Will Tear Us Apart" by Joy Division
April 28, 2026 at 12:43 AM
SIDE A: "I Wanna Hold Your Hand," the Beatles
SIDE B: "Don't Touch Me There," the Tubes
SIDE B: "Don't Touch Me There," the Tubes
Anyone notice how DOGE has yet to touch the 20+B in government contracts for Space X.
Weird.
Weird.
February 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Anyone notice how DOGE has yet to touch the 20+B in government contracts for Space X.
Weird.
Weird.
December 28, 2025 at 10:09 AM