Mrs B5K had a funeral in Co Cork, brang back some Freestaytos
January 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Mrs B5K had a funeral in Co Cork, brang back some Freestaytos
B5K Jr, an Arsenal fan, advised me that Rice was definitely not fit - ‘on the bench at best’ - so I left him out of my fantasy team. It has just come to my attention that B5K Jr put him in his own team ‘just in case’.
January 3, 2026 at 7:30 PM
B5K Jr, an Arsenal fan, advised me that Rice was definitely not fit - ‘on the bench at best’ - so I left him out of my fantasy team. It has just come to my attention that B5K Jr put him in his own team ‘just in case’.
B5K Jr would be going to bed without his tea were he not 4 inches taller than me.
January 3, 2026 at 7:32 PM
B5K Jr would be going to bed without his tea were he not 4 inches taller than me.
Mrs B5K does, believe me
September 22, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Mrs B5K does, believe me
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May 20, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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logged-in and excited to see SO MANY notifications on this topic but
July 22, 2026 at 8:52 AM
logged-in and excited to see SO MANY notifications on this topic but
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April 20, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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(Mrs B5K is probably quite pleased about it though)
January 1, 2026 at 8:38 PM
(Mrs B5K is probably quite pleased about it though)
NVIDIA invited me out to Gamescom 2025 to get hands on with all their announcements during GeForce On
YT: youtu.be/B5k-EHf6CL8
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NVIDIA GeForce On - Gamescom 2025
YouTube video by Parris
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August 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
NVIDIA invited me out to Gamescom 2025 to get hands on with all their announcements during GeForce On
YT: youtu.be/B5k-EHf6CL8
#GeForcePartner
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April 13, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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March 26, 2026 at 9:25 AM
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Tommy Mr. B5k is a kindergarten teacher this year and we put together a wishlist for some "nice to haves" to make his classroom feel cozy. Donations are obviously never necessary but always appreciated beyond belief 💓
Link in the replies ✨️
Link in the replies ✨️
August 11, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Tommy Mr. B5k is a kindergarten teacher this year and we put together a wishlist for some "nice to haves" to make his classroom feel cozy. Donations are obviously never necessary but always appreciated beyond belief 💓
Link in the replies ✨️
Link in the replies ✨️
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March 23, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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this morning brought to you by classic Halifax music
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Undertow
YouTube video by The Super Friendz - Topic
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May 7, 2026 at 2:48 PM
this morning brought to you by classic Halifax music
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A cousin of Mrs B5K was working for the port authority who were, I think, 88th floor. She’d been to the dentist so was late for work, watched it all from her bus on the Brooklyn Bridge
September 11, 2026 at 3:44 PM
A cousin of Mrs B5K was working for the port authority who were, I think, 88th floor. She’d been to the dentist so was late for work, watched it all from her bus on the Brooklyn Bridge
Yep. I’ve been with Mrs B5K when someone has said it to her and the impact was glorious. Just a great thing to do.
May 23, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Yep. I’ve been with Mrs B5K when someone has said it to her and the impact was glorious. Just a great thing to do.
I actually said this to Mrs B5K last night. She broadly agreed whilst, I suspect, questioning my motives.
October 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I actually said this to Mrs B5K last night. She broadly agreed whilst, I suspect, questioning my motives.
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May 22, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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The M&S Found range has been an enormous success in our house. Mrs B5K and I have often ‘found’ ourselves massively pissed as a result of their good work.
September 2, 2026 at 1:42 PM
The M&S Found range has been an enormous success in our house. Mrs B5K and I have often ‘found’ ourselves massively pissed as a result of their good work.
No, this was a presentation at the University chemistry dept (B5K Jr is thinking about applying)
June 27, 2026 at 2:10 PM
No, this was a presentation at the University chemistry dept (B5K Jr is thinking about applying)
this is more of an ideological issue for b5k to assuage living in a bleak London suburb
March 10, 2025 at 10:15 AM
this is more of an ideological issue for b5k to assuage living in a bleak London suburb
I carried on watching ‘Sarah & Duck’ on my own long after B5K Jr had grown out of it
March 23, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I carried on watching ‘Sarah & Duck’ on my own long after B5K Jr had grown out of it
Watching Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within and so far I can't stop thinking about this comment on the Linkin Park Pts.Of.Athrty music video
June 16, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Watching Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within and so far I can't stop thinking about this comment on the Linkin Park Pts.Of.Athrty music video
B5K Jr went to one of those schools, his best m8s at 11 were Italian, Mexican, Ugandan, Jamaican and Irish.
April 22, 2025 at 1:03 PM
B5K Jr went to one of those schools, his best m8s at 11 were Italian, Mexican, Ugandan, Jamaican and Irish.
Was telling B5K Jr about Paul McGrath just the other day, I love a knackered old lag who’s too far gone to train but reads the game so well it doesn’t matter
April 20, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Was telling B5K Jr about Paul McGrath just the other day, I love a knackered old lag who’s too far gone to train but reads the game so well it doesn’t matter