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bart's teacher's name is krabapple? i've been calling her crandle why didn't anyone tell me!?
October 2, 2026 at 9:36 AM
hotcalc.bsky.social
My favorite modern Simpsons episode is Bart's Birthday. It's the series finale (in universe) and Conan O'Brien (for real) is hosting, a chat bot has been fed every episode of the Simpsons and it's writing the finale!

Except bart doesn't want The Simpsons to end...
October 2, 2026 at 4:12 AM
veronicamcdonald.bsky.social
She has an 8 figure house in St Bart’s so the mil is just spending money.

Of course she’s dumb so the upkeep on an 8 figure house will eat her money up…
whoknowstv.bsky.social Me, Myself, & I @whoknowstv.bsky.social · 9h
I don't know why Hayley thinks she has a ton of money. A million dollars today is not the same as having a million dollars 30 years ago. These days a million dollars is nothing. A million dollars can barely buy you a shack in California. #BeyondTheGates #BTG
October 2, 2026 at 4:09 AM
employeeamillion.bsky.social
I always thought the joke here was Bart’s been using the hammock offscreen.
October 2, 2026 at 1:04 AM
lovelytekki.bsky.social
Hey Homie

I turned myself into a kaiju homie

HOMIE I'M A KAIJU I'M KAIJU MARGE!!!
Scene from the video game Bart's Nightmare: Bart Simpson as Godzilla is scaling a building while an angry mothra version of Marge swoops by.
October 2, 2026 at 12:24 AM
rideact.bsky.social
Thank you to The Unity Council for hosting such a vibrant celebration!

Stay tuned as we ride along with AC Transit’s GM/CEO and BART’s President to explore the vital role our agencies play in connecting East Bay communities.
October 1, 2026 at 11:45 PM
honestom23.bsky.social
Me after finding a way to link The Simpsons Road Rage to Bart's House of Weirdness for my next video
Simpsons: Leonardo Nimoy's Work is Done
ALT: Simpsons: Leonardo Nimoy's Work is Done
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October 1, 2026 at 10:29 PM
sickynicky.bsky.social
@sound-transit.bsky.social Full report for the impact statement conclusion read during public comments regarding BART's fare gates imaginary ROI numbers can be found here. policingequity.org/wp-content/u...
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October 1, 2026 at 8:37 PM
jordandarkly.bsky.social
i was a huge fan of bart's nightmare because it did somewhat more committed game modes like this
October 1, 2026 at 6:45 PM
conradrotho.es
Los Simpson predijeron a Ugo
Bart's Dead
ALT: Bart's Dead
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October 1, 2026 at 4:26 PM
sugarinamartini.bsky.social
Blazing Saddles
Bart's Iconic 'My Work Here Is Done' Moment
ALT: Bart's Iconic 'My Work Here Is Done' Moment
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October 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
robhoadley.bsky.social
His December 1993 show at Bart's Casino is fantastic if you can find the soundboard recording.
October 1, 2026 at 2:29 PM
rubyslippahs.bsky.social
Bart's Iconic 'My Work Here Is Done' Moment
ALT: Bart's Iconic 'My Work Here Is Done' Moment
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October 1, 2026 at 12:22 PM
1m0ws.bsky.social
A simpsons meme, Billie Joe Armstrong, Singer of Greenday lying in Bart's bed. Homer is kicking the door open, with the head of Serj Tankian, SOAD's frontman. He screams "wake up!" in Billie's face, as september has ended.
October 1, 2026 at 11:06 AM
bartvdli.bsky.social
Die reünie komt er echt niet. Maar The Smiths (1982-1987) houden nog altijd de gemoederen bezig. Johnny Marr blijft er verbazingwekkend rustig onder. Moz daarentegen…

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Morrissey en/of Marr: de ‘culture war’ rond The Smiths
Bart's Flavor of the Month #66
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October 1, 2026 at 6:12 AM
14mission.sfba.social.ap.brid.gy
Two of BART's predecessors: a "Bridge Unit" (these once ran over the Bay Bridge) and an East Bay trolley.
Two big windows, a narrow door in between, and a diamond pantograph on the roof. It's kinda boxy. Has a bow-tie design painted on the front.
October 1, 2026 at 5:40 AM
jaeger.bsky.social
stills of homer kicking down a door and waking bart up but Serj Tankian's face is covering homer's head and Billie Joe Armstrong face is covering bart's head. serj is yelling at billie to wake up
October 1, 2026 at 3:04 AM
connersgnyt.bsky.social
(Late)
Today is Roger Bart's 64th birthday! 🎊🎉🎂
October 1, 2026 at 2:53 AM
katyaandyourdad.bsky.social
Bart’s pain is funny but mine isn’t
October 1, 2026 at 2:47 AM
omgmorejames.bsky.social
The intensity of my emotional response to this image only getting worse is indeed not a great sign of the times.
Four panel Simpsons comic. Homer coming into Bart’s room to wake him up saying “Bart I don’t want to alarm you but the old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born. Now is the time of monsters” and then Bart screams
October 1, 2026 at 2:32 AM
invaderdez.bsky.social
9 games (physical media edition)

threw in the dkr vhs demo tape for fun!
A display of retro games: Pokemon Red Version for Game Boy, The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of time Master Quest for GameCube (sealed), The Legend of Zelda Wind Waker for GameCube, Sonic Adventure 2 Battle for GameCube, Mario Kart Double Dash for GameCube, Wildtrax for Super Nintendo (JP), Diddy Kong Racing for Nintendo 64 (JP), Banjo-Kazooie for Nintendo 64, Bart's Nightmare for Super Nintendo with poster, Diddy King Racing VHS Demo Tape
October 1, 2026 at 1:04 AM
mrgamerdude.bsky.social
What Sideshow Bob usually says to Bart’s Family after foiling his plans once again:
raindingrandom.bsky.social RainDing 🌧 @raindingrandom.bsky.social · 2d
For your enjoyment, I present to you the poorly translated subtitles from a bootleg DVD of The Simpsons Movie (2007). #TheSimpsons #Bootlegs

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The proper beginning of the film with "Die Simpsons" logo in the clouds, as this bootleg uses a cam recorded German version of the film; Die Simpsons: Der Film, as the video source, and a different source for the English audio. Insert Cape Feare joke here. The subtitles simply say "The Simpson Movie" (sic).
October 1, 2026 at 12:38 AM
turnipcannon.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy
Simpsons screenshot of Bart's "Time for Chili" hat Ingredients for a Turkey chili on a kitchen counter A pot of chili on the stovetop
September 30, 2026 at 11:38 PM
eno63andathird.bsky.social
The Worst SNES Games of '92 | The Simpsons: Bart's Nightmare, James Bond Jr. & more
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September 30, 2026 at 7:34 PM
bigbill33.bsky.social
This seems like a stroll down the Simpsons memory lane for Bart's prank calls to Moe's Tavern.
September 30, 2026 at 6:29 PM