#BERF
Berf
April 29, 2026 at 7:14 PM
berf
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Mine as well, nearly triple 🫩

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Jesus. That's considerably more than my mortgage.
July 1, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Berf 🎉🎨
November 20, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Hey, this nerd got even older! Point and laugh~

Hap Berf Lark!~ Hope you have a great birthday! :3c

#LiminalLart
September 27, 2026 at 4:20 AM
hap berf
September 26, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Very rushed doodle of @slushiart.bsky.social

Happy berf
January 26, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Berf-day lunch

I am 53 trips around the sun old
April 7, 2025 at 12:31 PM
berf
August 28, 2026 at 3:49 PM
@shiohh.bsky.social HAPPY BERF

i’m still setting up my pc but have berfday sketch🩵🤍
December 17, 2024 at 5:32 AM
Hap berf
September 25, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Hap berf! 🎉
September 25, 2026 at 8:51 PM
So stupid that if they looked up during a rainstorm they'd drown

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The entire cabinet is filled with people so stupid that I wonder how they manage to dress themselves in the morning.
December 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
In terms of percentage of my net worth, I've already spent more on this cycle.
Elon Musk is expected to spend upward of $100 million to boost Republicans in the the midterm elections.
September 4, 2026 at 1:44 AM
But it's my berf-day.
Perfect photo, no notes.
June 16, 2026 at 5:55 PM
August 11, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Going to create an AI white dude, "Berf Starling," trained to belch out Silicon Valley platitudes like "the greatest philosophical innovation of the past 500 years is effective altruism."
If techbros are using deepfakes to emulate female and minority conference speakers, then it only seems fair that we use deepfakes to fool *them* into thinking they're working with - or investing in - another unpleasant cis male like themselves.

meetings.skift.com/tech-confere...
Tech Conference Accused of Creating Fake Women Speakers
Tech industry insiders say fake female speakers were featured in the DevTernity conference lineup to create the illusion of diversity.
meetings.skift.com
November 28, 2023 at 2:54 PM
100%

It's like posting "Why aren't Medicaid expansion states talking about using AI to fuck my spouse?" Total non sequitur.

bsky.app/profile/berf...
Cuban is a great example of a lucky/smart guy who thinks that he understands everything without actually doing the work to understand.
July 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
weird off model pineas and berf
June 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Habby BERF
September 23, 2026 at 7:23 PM
April 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Habby BERF!
September 23, 2026 at 6:52 PM
It me berfday...

Heppy Berf 🎂
February 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Not even a country boy, I grew up in the largest city in Virginia!

It's just not nearly as large as LA

bsky.app/profile/berf...
Country boy in the big city 😃
August 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM