system prompt: "be the BOFH"
Our Discord support agent was kind of annoying, so I asked it to pretend to be a 58-year old systems administrator from Ohio that wrote on forums a lot.
Turns out -- this makes your support bot extremely competent. The quality of its support responses are now far better.
Turns out -- this makes your support bot extremely competent. The quality of its support responses are now far better.
December 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
system prompt: "be the BOFH"
Customer: LINUX BASTARD OPERATOR FROM HELL
DMV: CUSTOMER'S MEANING IN APPROPRIATE?
Verdict: DENIED
DMV: CUSTOMER'S MEANING IN APPROPRIATE?
Verdict: DENIED
January 4, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Customer: LINUX BASTARD OPERATOR FROM HELL
DMV: CUSTOMER'S MEANING IN APPROPRIATE?
Verdict: DENIED
DMV: CUSTOMER'S MEANING IN APPROPRIATE?
Verdict: DENIED
The BOFH has always been the resistance
February 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The BOFH has always been the resistance
Customer: LINUX BASTARD OPERATOR FROM HELL
DMV: CUSTOMER'S MEANING IN APPROPRIATE?
Verdict: DENIED
DMV: CUSTOMER'S MEANING IN APPROPRIATE?
Verdict: DENIED
January 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Customer: LINUX BASTARD OPERATOR FROM HELL
DMV: CUSTOMER'S MEANING IN APPROPRIATE?
Verdict: DENIED
DMV: CUSTOMER'S MEANING IN APPROPRIATE?
Verdict: DENIED
September 25, 2026 at 12:06 PM
March 27, 2024 at 9:04 AM
BOFH: The Helldesk opens its third eye and ascends to a higher plane of troubleshooting
BOFH: The Helldesk opens its third eye and ascends to a higher plane of troubleshooting
Putting the 'om' in computing
www.theregister.com
September 25, 2026 at 11:12 AM
BOFH: The Helldesk opens its third eye and ascends to a higher plane of troubleshooting
ajnajks sweeps bofh
June 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
ajnajks sweeps bofh
kill bofh of them THEYRE CRINGE
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
kill bofh of them THEYRE CRINGE
Productizing the disk space vignette from the original BOFH story.
March 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Productizing the disk space vignette from the original BOFH story.
New year, new season of BOFH: www.theregister.com/2026/01/16/b...
BOFH: Every computer system eventually serves ads
Episode 1: Boss's bright idea enshittifies itself in record time
www.theregister.com
January 16, 2026 at 5:30 PM
New year, new season of BOFH: www.theregister.com/2026/01/16/b...
Självbild: Friendly Neighborhood Sysadmin
Verklighet: BOFH
Verklighet: BOFH
Är också stark förespråkare av inställningen "Låt Skiten Paja" när mina kolleger vill typ...överleverera för att rädda nån klantskalle från framtida problem. Tyvärr är jag i minoritet för de fattar inte att folk aldrig lär sig om deras dumheter inte får bita dem själva i kuken
June 4, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Självbild: Friendly Neighborhood Sysadmin
Verklighet: BOFH
Verklighet: BOFH
Pris sur X et ça m'a fait rire.
BSD, l'entre des BOFH 😅
BSD, l'entre des BOFH 😅
December 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Pris sur X et ça m'a fait rire.
BSD, l'entre des BOFH 😅
BSD, l'entre des BOFH 😅
-plugging my nosebleed- bofh i think
February 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
-plugging my nosebleed- bofh i think
BOFH: Nothing says 'business continuity' like a dry wooden broom
BOFH: Nothing says 'business continuity' like a dry wooden broom
No sparks, no glory
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May 8, 2026 at 9:54 AM
BOFH: Nothing says 'business continuity' like a dry wooden broom
Più BOFH per tutti
BOFH - Wikipedia
it.m.wikipedia.org
January 9, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Più BOFH per tutti
BOFH: Oh no! The CMS ate 500 pages of corporate documentation
BOFH: Oh no! The CMS ate 500 pages of corporate documentation
How could such a terrible tragedy have occurred?
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September 11, 2026 at 8:35 AM
BOFH: Oh no! The CMS ate 500 pages of corporate documentation
BOFH: For one ambitious security type, chaos is a ladder
BOFH: For one ambitious security type, chaos is a ladder
Mission Control sends its regards
www.theregister.com
June 13, 2026 at 9:21 AM
BOFH: For one ambitious security type, chaos is a ladder
Probably just need to give a good read of the BOFH archives and you can get all kinds of devious but legal ideas.
February 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Probably just need to give a good read of the BOFH archives and you can get all kinds of devious but legal ideas.
