#BRANDED
I'll never be branded and never be broke
I'm a carefree range-ridin' driftin' cowpoke🎶🐎
November 5, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Maybe I'm really cheap by I object to spending 58p on each Tesco branded condom. It really adds up over a weekend. I wish Aldi did own branded condoms.
November 3, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Branded
November 5, 2026 at 10:57 PM
A few years ago, there was a fascist, self-branded journalist who really didn’t like being called a fascist and who fancied himself being relevant somehow.

His name was Andy Ngô.
November 6, 2026 at 1:42 AM
"Fool! Doctor Doom does as he cheeses!"
November 4, 2026 at 10:19 AM
never before have they branded something more perfectly for me
November 4, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Melania branded herself as the “exclusive intermediary” between Russia and Ukraine, then left without taking any questions.
Melania Makes White House Peace Talks All About Her
The first lady branded herself as the “exclusive intermediary” between Russia and Ukraine.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 5, 2026 at 6:20 PM
promptly branded him a domestic terrorist and an assassin. When bystander video reviewed by the Associated Press shredded the administration’s official fairy tale, the White House press secretary scrambled to
November 6, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Only thing missing a link to buy Laura Loomer branded Loomer Doomer survival kits.
November 5, 2026 at 8:07 AM
They're just a re-branded KKK. Theyre still irrelevant
November 5, 2026 at 7:19 PM
feels like more of a Kashapp flex with his self-branded Woodford Reserve

oh wait hang on they’re all egomaniacal scuzzballs
November 5, 2026 at 12:17 AM
latias painted with indigo wjr enterprises branded ballpoint pen, mckesson premium hand sanitizer with aloe, right index/middle/ring/pinky fingers on the back of a matte business card from my job
November 5, 2026 at 3:39 PM
(In a conventional YA fantasy framework, the protagonist is of course a magic-using kid who figured out the concept of neopronouns from first principles and has consequently been branded a terrorist.)
November 4, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Yep all the Dem winners are branded as angry. GOP tried that with Obama. They confuse principles and convictions with anger.
November 6, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Or a tech-company branded fleece
November 5, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Orphan. Brume Rat. Knight Dragoon. War Hero.

Ser Althania Ilraythnar.
Born Roselyne de Dechamberre.

Champion of the Nation that branded her parents heretics.
November 4, 2026 at 12:24 AM
"they're gonna put pronouns on every cow! branded on there!"
November 4, 2026 at 2:14 AM
*shaking my head at the uneducated peasants* what you don't understand is, it's basic countermobility to post NATO-branded Hitler Pepes
Personally, I'm a believer in denying the enemy resources. If the enemy's primary resource is aesthetics, then aesthetics is what we should be most aggressively denying them. It's basic countermobility if you actually consider fascists your enemy and aren't depending on a rival aesthetic for clout.
November 3, 2026 at 9:08 PM
LAND ACKNOWLEDGMENTS mandatory
PRONOUNS branded on forehead
TRANSGENDER for everyone
November 4, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Asexual influencers with offically branded sex toys...
November 4, 2026 at 1:43 AM
October 31, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Cubs branded bootleg Care Bear
November 5, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Critics savage return of Kim Kardashian series branded ‘worst show of the century’
Critics savage return of Kim Kardashian series branded ‘worst show of the century’
Kardashian recently said she feared for her career after reading reviews of the first season of ‘All’s Fair’
trib.al
November 4, 2026 at 8:31 PM
When he was left wing, pointing out his misogyny got your branded by his supporters as a right wing plant trying to undermine the true voice of the people. When he was right wing, pointing out the allegation got you branded as an left wing plant undermining the true successor of Jesus.
November 6, 2026 at 10:00 AM