The Brawndo Age nears.
June 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The Brawndo Age nears.
Just give the chickens Brawndo. Chickens crave it.
Kevin Hassett on Trump's avian flu plan: "What we need to do is have better ways w/ bio-security & medication & so on to make sure that the perimeter doesn't have to kill the chickens. To have a better, smarter, perimeter...they're killing chickens to stop the spread, but chickens don't really fly"
February 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Just give the chickens Brawndo. Chickens crave it.
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New York Times about the Corporate Sponsorships for the Easter Egg Roll #whitehouse #eastereggroll www.nytimes.com/2025/03/23/u...
White House Wants to Recruit Corporate Sponsors for Easter Egg Roll (Gift Article)
The White House has moved to turn its Easter Egg Roll, a tradition that stretches back to Rutherford B. Hayes, into a chance to showcase brands.
www.nytimes.com
March 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Brawndo has the electrolytes screwworms fear
Brooke Rollins says DHS wants to put "AI on drones" to detect screwworm
June 11, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Brawndo has the electrolytes screwworms fear
Also help plants grow:
Poop
Ammonium Nitrate
Potassium Chloride
Brawndo
Poop
Ammonium Nitrate
Potassium Chloride
Brawndo
VARNEY: We were told coal is the dirtiest fuel & there are more CO2 emissions than from gas. Is that no longer true?
BURGUM: It's true, but then the question goes back to reversal of the endangerment finding, which is, is CO2 a pollutant or something that helps plants grow? We know it's the latter
BURGUM: It's true, but then the question goes back to reversal of the endangerment finding, which is, is CO2 a pollutant or something that helps plants grow? We know it's the latter
February 19, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Also help plants grow:
Poop
Ammonium Nitrate
Potassium Chloride
Brawndo
Poop
Ammonium Nitrate
Potassium Chloride
Brawndo
Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator also prevents measles
RFK Jr: "It used to be that everybody got measles. And the measles gave you lifetime protection against measles infection. The vaccine doesn't do that ... it used to be that very young kids were protected by breast milk. Women who get vaccinated do not provide that level of immunity."
March 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator also prevents measles
Eva Brawndo has thoughts
DOOCY: Does Trump want Mamdani deported?
LEAVITT: Heh. I haven't heard him say that
D: Ogles has called for Bondi to explore denaturalization proceedings based on rap lyrics Mamdani wrote. Does Trump thinks that's worthwhile?
L: If true, it's something that should be investigated
LEAVITT: Heh. I haven't heard him say that
D: Ogles has called for Bondi to explore denaturalization proceedings based on rap lyrics Mamdani wrote. Does Trump thinks that's worthwhile?
L: If true, it's something that should be investigated
June 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Eva Brawndo has thoughts
Brawndo University has the AI content that dipshits crave!
Glad my graduate alma mater cut 60 degree programs in subjects that require people to think so that they could offer this. Looking forward to living in a world full of Prompt Engineers.
July 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Brawndo University has the AI content that dipshits crave!
This thread is brought to you by Brawndo:
November 15, 2024 at 6:59 AM
This thread is brought to you by Brawndo:
Plants need brawndo. It’s got what plants crave.
March 22, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Plants need brawndo. It’s got what plants crave.
It's Brawndo, isn’t it? I'll bet it's Brawndo.
July 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
It's Brawndo, isn’t it? I'll bet it's Brawndo.
Brawndo has electrolytes!
The government of the United States of America. The idiots are in charge.
September 7, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Brawndo has electrolytes!
Starting January 20th!
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January 18, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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EV postal trucks to be destroyed, replaced by new trucks that run on Brawndo
👀 Scoop: Trump and Republicans want USPS to sell off its brand new EVs and chargers.
That would mean literally **ripping up post office parking lots** to auction off assets with no private-sector value.
It’s buried in the Senate’s “One Big Beautiful Bill.”
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
That would mean literally **ripping up post office parking lots** to auction off assets with no private-sector value.
It’s buried in the Senate’s “One Big Beautiful Bill.”
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
June 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
EV postal trucks to be destroyed, replaced by new trucks that run on Brawndo
Omfg, it's Brawndo.
GOP Rep. Mike Collins reveals he consumes Apple-A-Day Horse Electrolytes
June 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Omfg, it's Brawndo.
Brawndo: It’s What Plants Crave
June 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Brawndo: It’s What Plants Crave
Initech -> Palantir -> Brawndo
October 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Initech -> Palantir -> Brawndo
instead, drink Brawndo energy drink™️
You don’t need to make drinking water a part-time job since too much of it doesn’t have any real health benefit.
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🔗: on.wsj.com/4hUsBWd
August 28, 2026 at 11:13 PM
instead, drink Brawndo energy drink™️
Brawndo is what plants crave.
The executive order effectively transforms these jobs—which include “epidemiologist,” “health scientist” and “toxicologist”—into “at-will” positions, meaning people in such roles can be readily fired without cause.
White House reclassifies federal epidemiologists and other scientists from civil servants to ‘at-will’ hires
The long-anticipated “Schedule F” order strips job protections meant to safeguard federal employees from political interference
www.scientificamerican.com
June 8, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Brawndo is what plants crave.
Possibly their most “Brawndo, it’s what plants crave” coded message yet
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Possibly their most “Brawndo, it’s what plants crave” coded message yet
What it's building toward
September 25, 2026 at 8:31 PM
What it's building toward