That’s called a bribe.
June 10, 2026 at 9:21 AM
That’s called a bribe.
Now that’s a bribe.
The Chinese Bibles cost Trump $3 each. He is selling them for $60. That’s a $57 profit on each book. Oklahoma is ordering 55,000 of them. That’s a $3,135,000 taxpayer funded kickback to Trump to promote the personal political ambitions of Superintendent Ryan Walters.
November 19, 2024 at 2:16 AM
Now that’s a bribe.
Bribe. It will go unpunished.
The Trump campaign paid a law firm employing RFK Jr. $100,000 in the weeks after Jr. endorsed Trump.
The campaign made *no* other payments to that firm during the 2023-24 election cycle.
No parties involved responded to NBC News' requests for comment. www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
The campaign made *no* other payments to that firm during the 2023-24 election cycle.
No parties involved responded to NBC News' requests for comment. www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
Trump campaign paid law firm employing RFK Jr. weeks after he endorsed Trump
The Trump campaign disbursed $100,000 to a California law firm that lists Kennedy as one of its attorneys three weeks after he bowed out of the race and backed Trump.
www.nbcnews.com
December 8, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Bribe. It will go unpunished.
Russia is trying to bribe European politicians
June 14, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Russia is trying to bribe European politicians
Definitely not a bribe. How dare you call it a bribe.
Amazon is paying Melania $40 million for her story puck.news/melania-trum...
Melania Trump Documentary Scores Massive Amazon Payday
It’s 2025, and even the Walt Disney Co. is kissing Donald Trump’s ring. But it’s still stunning that Amazon is paying a whopping $40 million to license the Brett Ratner-directed Melania Trump document...
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January 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Definitely not a bribe. How dare you call it a bribe.
If true, that’s not a ceasefire. That’s a bribe.
June 15, 2026 at 11:20 AM
If true, that’s not a ceasefire. That’s a bribe.
Jeff Bezos presents: ‘A forty million dollar bribe.’
January 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Jeff Bezos presents: ‘A forty million dollar bribe.’
It's A Straight Up Bribe!
May 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
It's A Straight Up Bribe!
Because it’s a bribe and those are against the law.
September 27, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Because it’s a bribe and those are against the law.
The $400m flying bribe has shelves of fake books, some titled “Library”.
July 2, 2026 at 9:34 PM
The $400m flying bribe has shelves of fake books, some titled “Library”.
Disappointing Bribe Just Duffel Bag https://theonion.com/disappointing-bribe-just-duffel-bag-1849135583/
September 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Disappointing Bribe Just Duffel Bag https://theonion.com/disappointing-bribe-just-duffel-bag-1849135583/
Qatar: “That was the worst $400 million bribe we’ve ever spent.”
March 24, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Qatar: “That was the worst $400 million bribe we’ve ever spent.”
Trump bribe/threats, I suspect
April 19, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Trump bribe/threats, I suspect
Poopy Papi wants another bribe.
September 26, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Poopy Papi wants another bribe.
The largest bribe in American history.
May 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The largest bribe in American history.
This is a hideous betrayal of the country, in exchange for a bribe.
February 27, 2026 at 4:17 AM
This is a hideous betrayal of the country, in exchange for a bribe.
We call this a Bribe #revolution2025
March 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
We call this a Bribe #revolution2025
Sen. Jacky Rosen calls for DOJ review of Tom Homan and $50,000 bribe investigation - MS NOW
February 2, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Sen. Jacky Rosen calls for DOJ review of Tom Homan and $50,000 bribe investigation - MS NOW
So… a bribe?
Trump got $500 Million and U.A.E. got “tightly guarded” A.I. chips. How is this not a bribe, exactly?
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Trump got $500 Million and U.A.E. got “tightly guarded” A.I. chips. How is this not a bribe, exactly?
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
February 1, 2026 at 5:43 AM
So… a bribe?
Trump got $500 Million and U.A.E. got “tightly guarded” A.I. chips. How is this not a bribe, exactly?
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Trump got $500 Million and U.A.E. got “tightly guarded” A.I. chips. How is this not a bribe, exactly?
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
The thing about the first time the FBI catches you on camera receiving a $50,000 bribe is it's definitely not the first time you've received a $50,000 bribe.
September 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The thing about the first time the FBI catches you on camera receiving a $50,000 bribe is it's definitely not the first time you've received a $50,000 bribe.
Bribe. Not settlement. Bribe
January 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Bribe. Not settlement. Bribe
Only Lindell would try to bribe voters with a shitty pillow.
August 4, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Only Lindell would try to bribe voters with a shitty pillow.
So, a bribe?
New: Trump rescinds order targeting the law firm Paul Weiss after it agreed to “dedicate the equivalent of $40m in pro bono legal services over the course of President Trump’s term to support the admin’s initiatives” AND “acknowledged the wrongdoing of Mark Pomerantz”
March 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
So, a bribe?
Man Can’t Believe He Has To Download Stupid App Just To Bribe President
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May 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Man Can’t Believe He Has To Download Stupid App Just To Bribe President
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