Apparently Donold has a large bruise on his hand.
SMITE!
SMITE!
February 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Apparently Donold has a large bruise on his hand.
SMITE!
SMITE!
White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-trump-hand-bruise-as-least-concerning-part-of-body/
August 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-trump-hand-bruise-as-least-concerning-part-of-body/
The BIG beautiful bruise.
August 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The BIG beautiful bruise.
Getting a bruise from a handshake sounds pretty beta to me
December 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Getting a bruise from a handshake sounds pretty beta to me
🎸💥 let's bruise with teto!
August 18, 2026 at 8:37 PM
🎸💥 let's bruise with teto!
Got this cool bruise somehow
September 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Got this cool bruise somehow
Scrolling Getty and couldn't help but notice this photo of a huge bruise on Trump's hand today
February 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Scrolling Getty and couldn't help but notice this photo of a huge bruise on Trump's hand today
That damn bruise bro
August 10, 2026 at 6:31 PM
That damn bruise bro
Trump keeps disappearing at the first of the month.
Will he come back with a new giant bruise on his hand?
Will he come back with a new giant bruise on his hand?
April 4, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Trump keeps disappearing at the first of the month.
Will he come back with a new giant bruise on his hand?
Will he come back with a new giant bruise on his hand?
White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body
https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-trump-hand-bruise-as-least-concerning-part-of-body/
https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-trump-hand-bruise-as-least-concerning-part-of-body/
White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body
WASHINGTON—As they called attention to his alarmingly sallow complexion and rapidly deteriorating brain function, White House officials sought to quell speculation Monday over the bruising on Presiden...
theonion.com
August 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body
https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-trump-hand-bruise-as-least-concerning-part-of-body/
https://theonion.com/white-house-downplays-trump-hand-bruise-as-least-concerning-part-of-body/
I need kisses for this bruise on my bicep
June 6, 2026 at 3:35 PM
I need kisses for this bruise on my bicep
me: finds new bruise
brain: press it
brain: press it
July 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
me: finds new bruise
brain: press it
brain: press it
Squishyy
Bruise it pls 😌
Bruise it pls 😌
February 19, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Squishyy
Bruise it pls 😌
Bruise it pls 😌
Bruised a rib today. Can you bruise my hole next?
March 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Bruised a rib today. Can you bruise my hole next?
Bruise me with it
September 21, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Bruise me with it
feeding the bruise
April 17, 2025 at 5:13 AM
feeding the bruise
okay, bruise complex thread
October 17, 2024 at 6:07 PM
okay, bruise complex thread
Really?
White House Gives Bonkers Explanation For Massive Bruise On Trump's Hand
Seriously?
www.comicsands.com
February 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Really?
99% chance this is what they mean
January 14, 2026 at 5:25 PM
99% chance this is what they mean
Comedians are a comfort and he can’t silence all of us. The ridicule must go deeper. Bruise and swell him from the inside. Thicken those ankles until they burst.
July 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Comedians are a comfort and he can’t silence all of us. The ridicule must go deeper. Bruise and swell him from the inside. Thicken those ankles until they burst.
Looks like an IV bruise
February 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Looks like an IV bruise
that is not a handshake bruise
Trump is trying to hide the back of his right hand from cameras but here you can see the nasty bruising on it
August 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
that is not a handshake bruise