Nigel Farage said he’d rather be judged in the court of public opinion, not a surprise as he’s been voted Favourite British Political Figure five years running at the Kremlin.
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July 10, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Nigel Farage said he’d rather be judged in the court of public opinion, not a surprise as he’s been voted Favourite British Political Figure five years running at the Kremlin.
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The recently released Michael Jackson movie has overtaken Oppenheimer as the highest-grossing biopic of all time. Critics likened ‘Michael’ to the 1988 Comic Strip film about Arthur Scargill, The Strike, due to both having highly fictionalised portrayals of their time with miners. #BTNNB #BTNRejects
July 3, 2026 at 3:40 PM
The recently released Michael Jackson movie has overtaken Oppenheimer as the highest-grossing biopic of all time. Critics likened ‘Michael’ to the 1988 Comic Strip film about Arthur Scargill, The Strike, due to both having highly fictionalised portrayals of their time with miners. #BTNNB #BTNRejects
French Far-right leader Marine Le Pen has been cleared to run in the French Presidential elections, so long as she wears an electronic tag. If Nigel Farage wins his by-election, he’ll also be asked to wear one, so his constituents know when he’s actually in Clacton.
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July 10, 2026 at 1:31 PM
French Far-right leader Marine Le Pen has been cleared to run in the French Presidential elections, so long as she wears an electronic tag. If Nigel Farage wins his by-election, he’ll also be asked to wear one, so his constituents know when he’s actually in Clacton.
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A water leak at the Louvre museum has damaged hundreds of books in the Egyptian Department, leading to an expensive repair effort. A similar leak also happened in their French Revolution wing, leading to the loss of the section's head.
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December 13, 2025 at 12:05 PM
A water leak at the Louvre museum has damaged hundreds of books in the Egyptian Department, leading to an expensive repair effort. A similar leak also happened in their French Revolution wing, leading to the loss of the section's head.
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Critics said Starmer’s original welfare reforms were Dickensian, but even Dickens couldn’t come up with unrealistic characters like Universal Credit and Pip Bill.
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July 4, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Critics said Starmer’s original welfare reforms were Dickensian, but even Dickens couldn’t come up with unrealistic characters like Universal Credit and Pip Bill.
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The first opinion polls from the Clacton by-election put Nigel Farage safely in first place. Count Binface is second, and says the numbers will narrow once there's a decision from Swing Voters, Pedal Voters and Recycling Voters.
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August 7, 2026 at 1:10 PM
The first opinion polls from the Clacton by-election put Nigel Farage safely in first place. Count Binface is second, and says the numbers will narrow once there's a decision from Swing Voters, Pedal Voters and Recycling Voters.
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Jacob Rees-Mogg’s new reality show is called ‘Meet the Rees-Moggs’ because his family rejected the working title of ‘Lordie Shore’.
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(Better late than never...)
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(Better late than never...)
November 29, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Jacob Rees-Mogg’s new reality show is called ‘Meet the Rees-Moggs’ because his family rejected the working title of ‘Lordie Shore’.
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(Better late than never...)
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(Better late than never...)
Students at a Scottish university were asked to design a tartan to mark the 250th anniversary of the American Declaration of Independence. ‘What’s independence?’ they replied.
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March 27, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Students at a Scottish university were asked to design a tartan to mark the 250th anniversary of the American Declaration of Independence. ‘What’s independence?’ they replied.
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Balamory has been criticised for idealising island life, as not one person there ever complains about their ferry being cancelled
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April 24, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Balamory has been criticised for idealising island life, as not one person there ever complains about their ferry being cancelled
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The King apparently plans to send Prince Andrew to live in a remote Scottish castle. The only person more upset with the idea than the former Duke of York is Claudia Winkleman
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October 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The King apparently plans to send Prince Andrew to live in a remote Scottish castle. The only person more upset with the idea than the former Duke of York is Claudia Winkleman
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Cadbury workers claim to have made the world’s biggest Creme Egg. It’s three feet tall and weighs seven pounds. Or as Americans call it: fun size.
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2/3
April 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Cadbury workers claim to have made the world’s biggest Creme Egg. It’s three feet tall and weighs seven pounds. Or as Americans call it: fun size.
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Sally Wainwright is well-known for creating the popular BBC rom-com “Last Tango in Halifax”. BBC Scotland is working on a sequel - “Last Irn-Bru in Arbroath”.
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October 18, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Sally Wainwright is well-known for creating the popular BBC rom-com “Last Tango in Halifax”. BBC Scotland is working on a sequel - “Last Irn-Bru in Arbroath”.
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Musselbrough’s annual corgi derby was won this year by a 3 year old called Islay. A favourite of the late queen, but with a history of behavioural problems due to inbreeding, the event was not attended by Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor.
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April 10, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Musselbrough’s annual corgi derby was won this year by a 3 year old called Islay. A favourite of the late queen, but with a history of behavioural problems due to inbreeding, the event was not attended by Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor.
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Gen Z are connected to technology, saying it makes them feel alive. Pensioners are also connected to technology that keeps them literally alive, as it's insulin pumps, dialysis machines, and pacemakers.
Gen Z are connected to technology, saying it makes them feel alive. Pensioners are also connected to technology that keeps them literally alive, as it's insulin pumps, dialysis machines, and pacemakers.
March 27, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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Gen Z are connected to technology, saying it makes them feel alive. Pensioners are also connected to technology that keeps them literally alive, as it's insulin pumps, dialysis machines, and pacemakers.
Gen Z are connected to technology, saying it makes them feel alive. Pensioners are also connected to technology that keeps them literally alive, as it's insulin pumps, dialysis machines, and pacemakers.
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My cousin is one of those who, whatever the time of day, always has a beer at an airport before his flight; which is why he lost his job as a pilot .
My cousin is one of those who, whatever the time of day, always has a beer at an airport before his flight; which is why he lost his job as a pilot .
March 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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My cousin is one of those who, whatever the time of day, always has a beer at an airport before his flight; which is why he lost his job as a pilot .
My cousin is one of those who, whatever the time of day, always has a beer at an airport before his flight; which is why he lost his job as a pilot .
One in three Scottish households have two spare bedrooms, they just don’t tell their in-laws.
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August 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
One in three Scottish households have two spare bedrooms, they just don’t tell their in-laws.
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There are many reasons why someone might ghost their friends - work burnout, growing apart, or they’re on Vodafone.
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October 18, 2025 at 9:12 AM
There are many reasons why someone might ghost their friends - work burnout, growing apart, or they’re on Vodafone.
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A nurse who started her healthcare career in January 1948 – six months before the NHS was born – is retiring at the age of 95. Sir Keir Starmer has already offered her a golden hello to come back to work.
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December 8, 2024 at 1:07 PM
A nurse who started her healthcare career in January 1948 – six months before the NHS was born – is retiring at the age of 95. Sir Keir Starmer has already offered her a golden hello to come back to work.
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Plug-in solar panels are coming to UK supermarkets, which means even more people will be charging up Aldi’s middle aisle.
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March 27, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Plug-in solar panels are coming to UK supermarkets, which means even more people will be charging up Aldi’s middle aisle.
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February 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Actor Robert Duvall, who starred in dozens of films over a 60-year career, has sadly died at the age of 95. In Apocalypse Now he famously said he loved the smell of napalm in the morning, leading to a brief and unsuccessful job as head of shower gels for Lush.
Actor Robert Duvall, who starred in dozens of films over a 60-year career, has sadly died at the age of 95. In Apocalypse Now he famously said he loved the smell of napalm in the morning, leading to a brief and unsuccessful job as head of shower gels for Lush.
February 21, 2026 at 11:22 AM
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Actor Robert Duvall, who starred in dozens of films over a 60-year career, has sadly died at the age of 95. In Apocalypse Now he famously said he loved the smell of napalm in the morning, leading to a brief and unsuccessful job as head of shower gels for Lush.
Actor Robert Duvall, who starred in dozens of films over a 60-year career, has sadly died at the age of 95. In Apocalypse Now he famously said he loved the smell of napalm in the morning, leading to a brief and unsuccessful job as head of shower gels for Lush.
Andy Burnham promised the largest Council House building programme since the Second World War. This move delighted the Tories, as it means they’ll have some public sector assets to sell if they ever get back into power
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July 3, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Andy Burnham promised the largest Council House building programme since the Second World War. This move delighted the Tories, as it means they’ll have some public sector assets to sell if they ever get back into power
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Joanna Page has admitted that she’s only watched Love Actually once, which is 999,999 times less than everyone else.
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October 18, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Joanna Page has admitted that she’s only watched Love Actually once, which is 999,999 times less than everyone else.
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Elon Musk says Scots live like Hobbits which is ironic, coming from a man who looks like Gollum if he was raised on deep-fried Mars Bars.
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November 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Elon Musk says Scots live like Hobbits which is ironic, coming from a man who looks like Gollum if he was raised on deep-fried Mars Bars.
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