Burger King Looks Open https://theonion.com/burger-king-looks-open-1819571281/
February 18, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Burger King Looks Open https://theonion.com/burger-king-looks-open-1819571281/
burger dog, dog that’s a burger
September 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
burger dog, dog that’s a burger
Alpine destroying a really good Burger
April 27, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Alpine destroying a really good Burger
excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend
Uni burger. He melted
April 4, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Uni burger. He melted
My brother, we had to explain a 1/3 pound burger was bigger than a quarter pound burger and still failed
We’re a week in. Do we really still need to explain the Strait of Hormuz?
March 7, 2026 at 4:41 PM
My brother, we had to explain a 1/3 pound burger was bigger than a quarter pound burger and still failed
which one of you FREAKS impregnated Burger King
August 7, 2026 at 1:51 PM
which one of you FREAKS impregnated Burger King
Burger King: We Won’t Turn You In To The Feds™
December 9, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Burger King: We Won’t Turn You In To The Feds™
A Burger King burger is always better than a McDonald’s burger.
July 21, 2026 at 11:27 PM
A Burger King burger is always better than a McDonald’s burger.
Lusamine Jerma burger
May 23, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Lusamine Jerma burger