Doing karaoke at Butlins ain't I?
November 15, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Doing karaoke at Butlins ain't I?
At Butlins Skegness if anyone needs their jaw spun
November 13, 2026 at 7:49 PM
At Butlins Skegness if anyone needs their jaw spun
So King Charles wants to go to Butlins. I’m told I went there on a family holiday as an infant and got food poisoning from a bad apple. One of the few stories from my apparently rather uneventful childhood passed down in family lore.
November 15, 2026 at 8:20 AM
So King Charles wants to go to Butlins. I’m told I went there on a family holiday as an infant and got food poisoning from a bad apple. One of the few stories from my apparently rather uneventful childhood passed down in family lore.
Presumably, the only survivors of the invasion were Butlins Red Coats...
November 13, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Presumably, the only survivors of the invasion were Butlins Red Coats...
Went to Butlins a number of times for childhood holidays. I am told there is a photo somewhere of me sulking because someone put hot milk on my cornflakes from one of them.
Also worked at Butlins in Bognor one summer in the early 80s, that was an interesting entry on my CV for a few years 🤭
Also worked at Butlins in Bognor one summer in the early 80s, that was an interesting entry on my CV for a few years 🤭
November 15, 2026 at 10:18 AM
Went to Butlins a number of times for childhood holidays. I am told there is a photo somewhere of me sulking because someone put hot milk on my cornflakes from one of them.
Also worked at Butlins in Bognor one summer in the early 80s, that was an interesting entry on my CV for a few years 🤭
Also worked at Butlins in Bognor one summer in the early 80s, that was an interesting entry on my CV for a few years 🤭
BANGFACE HARD CREW
Go get this app, it's the absolute dogs bollocks bangface.app
Includes
- interactive map of Butlins so you don't have to flip between the different pdfs on the Butlins website
- option to save chalet addresses
- interactive lineup
(contd)
Go get this app, it's the absolute dogs bollocks bangface.app
Includes
- interactive map of Butlins so you don't have to flip between the different pdfs on the Butlins website
- option to save chalet addresses
- interactive lineup
(contd)
BANG FACE · My Weekender
BANG FACE Weekender programme and your personal festival plan, available offline.
bangface.app
November 12, 2026 at 5:54 PM
BANGFACE HARD CREW
Go get this app, it's the absolute dogs bollocks bangface.app
Includes
- interactive map of Butlins so you don't have to flip between the different pdfs on the Butlins website
- option to save chalet addresses
- interactive lineup
(contd)
Go get this app, it's the absolute dogs bollocks bangface.app
Includes
- interactive map of Butlins so you don't have to flip between the different pdfs on the Butlins website
- option to save chalet addresses
- interactive lineup
(contd)
I went to a Butlins once. Honestly, they run those places like holiday camps.
November 14, 2026 at 9:58 AM
I went to a Butlins once. Honestly, they run those places like holiday camps.
Minehead Butlins?
November 13, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Minehead Butlins?
Me too sweet cheeks! I met my wife in Skegvegas btw, a wonderful place full of mystique*
*It's a shit hole but never went the Butlins
*It's a shit hole but never went the Butlins
November 14, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Me too sweet cheeks! I met my wife in Skegvegas btw, a wonderful place full of mystique*
*It's a shit hole but never went the Butlins
*It's a shit hole but never went the Butlins
A "Stay Out" campaign telling us about all the Brexit benefits......oh.........going through all the hits like a band on a 80s weekend at Butlins in Skegness
November 14, 2026 at 9:38 AM
A "Stay Out" campaign telling us about all the Brexit benefits......oh.........going through all the hits like a band on a 80s weekend at Butlins in Skegness
I thought one of the benefits of being monarch was the ability to insist on a weekend at Butlins whenever one fancied it. I'm sure they'd even do him a decent inclusive deal.
November 15, 2026 at 12:08 PM
I thought one of the benefits of being monarch was the ability to insist on a weekend at Butlins whenever one fancied it. I'm sure they'd even do him a decent inclusive deal.
Jonathan Ross is not responding to hails and is heading towards Butlins
November 10, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Jonathan Ross is not responding to hails and is heading towards Butlins
James Bond will return in “The Butlins South Coast World Is Not Enough”.
November 9, 2026 at 8:29 AM
James Bond will return in “The Butlins South Coast World Is Not Enough”.
The Stock, Aitken, and Butlins era of music.
November 7, 2026 at 3:20 PM
The Stock, Aitken, and Butlins era of music.
41? So I'd already ridden a BMX around Butlins Skegness before you were born? Nah. That's fanciful chat.
November 13, 2026 at 8:01 PM
41? So I'd already ridden a BMX around Butlins Skegness before you were born? Nah. That's fanciful chat.
"Do we know where the assassin went to ground M?"
"Somewhere cheap I should imagine, Butlins perhaps."
"Somewhere cheap I should imagine, Butlins perhaps."
"Observe Bond, it's called AirBnB and with it we'll be able to get you a hideaway mission side."
"A Villa I assume?"
"Do I look like Posh Spice, its a bed bug ridden bedsit. Oh and Bond, they want you do all the washing up which brings me onto my next gadget. See this? It's called an aerator."
"A Villa I assume?"
"Do I look like Posh Spice, its a bed bug ridden bedsit. Oh and Bond, they want you do all the washing up which brings me onto my next gadget. See this? It's called an aerator."
November 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
"Do we know where the assassin went to ground M?"
"Somewhere cheap I should imagine, Butlins perhaps."
"Somewhere cheap I should imagine, Butlins perhaps."
I know just how he feels. I didn't go to Butlins until my late 60s, and while I enjoyed the Rock & Blues Weekend, I mourned the decades of Bracing Skeggie Weather I'd missed.
And yes, it did snow, and wind did whistle across the North Sea. Grand days!
And yes, it did snow, and wind did whistle across the North Sea. Grand days!
November 15, 2026 at 10:39 AM
I know just how he feels. I didn't go to Butlins until my late 60s, and while I enjoyed the Rock & Blues Weekend, I mourned the decades of Bracing Skeggie Weather I'd missed.
And yes, it did snow, and wind did whistle across the North Sea. Grand days!
And yes, it did snow, and wind did whistle across the North Sea. Grand days!
Butlins Big Weekender starts today!!
Pray for me.
Pray for me.
November 6, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Butlins Big Weekender starts today!!
Pray for me.
Pray for me.
How much is the beer 🍺?
I've only ever been to a Butlins (Skegness) once in 1997 had a terrible experience
Vowed I'd never go back
I've only ever been to a Butlins (Skegness) once in 1997 had a terrible experience
Vowed I'd never go back
November 13, 2026 at 5:15 PM
How much is the beer 🍺?
I've only ever been to a Butlins (Skegness) once in 1997 had a terrible experience
Vowed I'd never go back
I've only ever been to a Butlins (Skegness) once in 1997 had a terrible experience
Vowed I'd never go back
Just saw a piece with the most amazingly random pics ever, including, in order:
a week at Butlins; playing I Spy; ferry to France; full English brek; UK kids' pocket money; & holiday photos from Boots!
Journos, do it yourselves instead of leaving it to AI. Do better!
a week at Butlins; playing I Spy; ferry to France; full English brek; UK kids' pocket money; & holiday photos from Boots!
Journos, do it yourselves instead of leaving it to AI. Do better!
November 11, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Just saw a piece with the most amazingly random pics ever, including, in order:
a week at Butlins; playing I Spy; ferry to France; full English brek; UK kids' pocket money; & holiday photos from Boots!
Journos, do it yourselves instead of leaving it to AI. Do better!
a week at Butlins; playing I Spy; ferry to France; full English brek; UK kids' pocket money; & holiday photos from Boots!
Journos, do it yourselves instead of leaving it to AI. Do better!
I’m at Butlins Minehead!
November 7, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I’m at Butlins Minehead!
Soo we have our annual trip to butlins on Monday the whole family goes for my mums birthday and they just emailed today and told her that they have works going that means she won't be able to stay in her accomodation and they have no accessible accommodation available 🫠🫠
November 10, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Soo we have our annual trip to butlins on Monday the whole family goes for my mums birthday and they just emailed today and told her that they have works going that means she won't be able to stay in her accomodation and they have no accessible accommodation available 🫠🫠