September 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
It's a little less cloak and dagger and a little more cardigan and butterknife
June 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
It's a little less cloak and dagger and a little more cardigan and butterknife
May 14, 2026 at 9:46 AM
January 22, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Slightly diminish a band:
Molly Butterknife
Molly Butterknife
Slightly diminish a band: Bronze Maiden
Slightly diminish a band: Twenty Pilots
August 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Slightly diminish a band:
Molly Butterknife
Molly Butterknife
Guy who keeps his toothpaste in a ramekin and spreads it on his toothbrush with a butterknife
October 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Guy who keeps his toothpaste in a ramekin and spreads it on his toothbrush with a butterknife
Aren't you just as edgy as a wooden butterknife
December 5, 2023 at 1:24 PM
Aren't you just as edgy as a wooden butterknife
did you know there is a hidden shape in the FedEx logo? a butterknife. #graphicdesign is amazing sometimes. #design
March 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
did you know there is a hidden shape in the FedEx logo? a butterknife. #graphicdesign is amazing sometimes. #design
September 30, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Me: toasting bread
My brain: stick the butterknife in the toaster
My brain: stick the butterknife in the toaster
September 29, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Me: toasting bread
My brain: stick the butterknife in the toaster
My brain: stick the butterknife in the toaster
“We can’t take a butterknife to a gunfight.”
@mehdirhasan.bsky.social and @pramilajayapal.bsky.social discuss if the Democrats have their own plan of action against Project 2025 and the Republican Party.
Watch the full conversation: zeteo.com/p/i-think-we...
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@mehdirhasan.bsky.social and @pramilajayapal.bsky.social discuss if the Democrats have their own plan of action against Project 2025 and the Republican Party.
Watch the full conversation: zeteo.com/p/i-think-we...
youtube.com/shorts/94cOs...
'We can’t take a butterknife to a gunfight.'
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March 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
“We can’t take a butterknife to a gunfight.”
@mehdirhasan.bsky.social and @pramilajayapal.bsky.social discuss if the Democrats have their own plan of action against Project 2025 and the Republican Party.
Watch the full conversation: zeteo.com/p/i-think-we...
youtube.com/shorts/94cOs...
@mehdirhasan.bsky.social and @pramilajayapal.bsky.social discuss if the Democrats have their own plan of action against Project 2025 and the Republican Party.
Watch the full conversation: zeteo.com/p/i-think-we...
youtube.com/shorts/94cOs...
October 9, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Haven't seen a single news story yet mention this is not an authorized use of this weapon. It not considered "less lethal," as they like to say, when misused. A butterknife is a less than lethal weapon until it's not.
If that’s a rubber pellet you’re not even allowed to directly shoot people with that weapon. Huge violation. LA taxpayers are gonna pay out the ass for that.
June 9, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Haven't seen a single news story yet mention this is not an authorized use of this weapon. It not considered "less lethal," as they like to say, when misused. A butterknife is a less than lethal weapon until it's not.
Float like a butterknife, sting like a beef
October 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Float like a butterknife, sting like a beef
A butterknife however won’t fly.
September 28, 2026 at 5:25 PM
A butterknife however won’t fly.
I am butterknife.
look we've all spent a lot of time thinking about what kind of knives our mutuals would carry based upon their posting styles
October 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I am butterknife.
The inscription on the blade shone silvery.
"Justice," the maid read. "Are you an enchanted butterknife?"
"Yes."
She almost dropped it. "You are?"
"For centuries, none who held me sought justice. I took this form to hide."
It grew in her hand.
She hefted the sword. "Hm. Not sure you can help."
"Justice," the maid read. "Are you an enchanted butterknife?"
"Yes."
She almost dropped it. "You are?"
"For centuries, none who held me sought justice. I took this form to hide."
It grew in her hand.
She hefted the sword. "Hm. Not sure you can help."
December 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The inscription on the blade shone silvery.
"Justice," the maid read. "Are you an enchanted butterknife?"
"Yes."
She almost dropped it. "You are?"
"For centuries, none who held me sought justice. I took this form to hide."
It grew in her hand.
She hefted the sword. "Hm. Not sure you can help."
"Justice," the maid read. "Are you an enchanted butterknife?"
"Yes."
She almost dropped it. "You are?"
"For centuries, none who held me sought justice. I took this form to hide."
It grew in her hand.
She hefted the sword. "Hm. Not sure you can help."
Anyway butterknife supremacy can I get an AMEN.
November 23, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Anyway butterknife supremacy can I get an AMEN.
**Goose wielding a butterknife meme**
"Which people? Which people, MFer?"
"Which people? Which people, MFer?"
August 3, 2026 at 9:10 PM
**Goose wielding a butterknife meme**
"Which people? Which people, MFer?"
"Which people? Which people, MFer?"
Butterknife, my beloved 🧈🔪
Dakota is played by @horrorbuns.art and Javier is played by @illusorywall.bsky.social
Go watch @gnollplaying.bsky.social 's Cape Escape season 2. Actually, watch everything they make, it's just good.
Dakota is played by @horrorbuns.art and Javier is played by @illusorywall.bsky.social
Go watch @gnollplaying.bsky.social 's Cape Escape season 2. Actually, watch everything they make, it's just good.
October 5, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Butterknife, my beloved 🧈🔪
Dakota is played by @horrorbuns.art and Javier is played by @illusorywall.bsky.social
Go watch @gnollplaying.bsky.social 's Cape Escape season 2. Actually, watch everything they make, it's just good.
Dakota is played by @horrorbuns.art and Javier is played by @illusorywall.bsky.social
Go watch @gnollplaying.bsky.social 's Cape Escape season 2. Actually, watch everything they make, it's just good.
The average American would skin you alive with a butterknife if you suggested to them their country is evil. The propaganda wing is so strong.
A sad fact I had to accept as I got older was many USAmericans don’t actually oppose US imperialism; they just oppose not getting to reap the equal benefits and rewards from it and its thievery
It admittedly disillusioned me greatly
It admittedly disillusioned me greatly
March 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The average American would skin you alive with a butterknife if you suggested to them their country is evil. The propaganda wing is so strong.
chekov’s butterknife:
if the butterknife appears in act I, then by act three there must be some buttered toast
if the butterknife appears in act I, then by act three there must be some buttered toast
May 28, 2026 at 9:40 AM
chekov’s butterknife:
if the butterknife appears in act I, then by act three there must be some buttered toast
if the butterknife appears in act I, then by act three there must be some buttered toast