I actually don't think we should be babyproofing fiction for the lowest common denominator
June 20, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I actually don't think we should be babyproofing fiction for the lowest common denominator
Spent the day babyproofing my flat. No idea how they keep getting in.
February 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Spent the day babyproofing my flat. No idea how they keep getting in.
at my house i would say the level of babyproofing is "almost sufficient" and i have objects BOLTED TO THE WALL
July 11, 2026 at 9:03 PM
at my house i would say the level of babyproofing is "almost sufficient" and i have objects BOLTED TO THE WALL
Babyproofing is my passion
June 6, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Babyproofing is my passion
Babyproofing the government.
April 27, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Babyproofing the government.
If your home has lots of babyproofing, use painters tape to attach the little diagram/instruction card near the item, so that your guests can open the toilet lid/flush the toilet/leave the kitchen/go up or down stairs/open cabinets/use doorknobs.
Also, babyproofing works for clever pets, too!
Also, babyproofing works for clever pets, too!
January 3, 2025 at 4:49 AM
If your home has lots of babyproofing, use painters tape to attach the little diagram/instruction card near the item, so that your guests can open the toilet lid/flush the toilet/leave the kitchen/go up or down stairs/open cabinets/use doorknobs.
Also, babyproofing works for clever pets, too!
Also, babyproofing works for clever pets, too!
I’m gonna square with you all real quick: this is the first time I’ve tried this since either kid was mobile and I honestly might have to wait for daddy to get home and be on kid duty before I can finish this. no babyproofing in the world could withstand my kids right now
September 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I’m gonna square with you all real quick: this is the first time I’ve tried this since either kid was mobile and I honestly might have to wait for daddy to get home and be on kid duty before I can finish this. no babyproofing in the world could withstand my kids right now
Better start babyproofing my bedroom now....
May 16, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Better start babyproofing my bedroom now....
i cannot safely physically take my two children to someplace if people don't do a basic amount of babyproofing of that place due to the fact that there's two of them! make everything in the world much sturdier and much more difficult to escape from and much more accepting of nudity!!!
October 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
i cannot safely physically take my two children to someplace if people don't do a basic amount of babyproofing of that place due to the fact that there's two of them! make everything in the world much sturdier and much more difficult to escape from and much more accepting of nudity!!!
We are aggressively babyproofing
January 13, 2026 at 10:34 PM
We are aggressively babyproofing
"Don't worry, no-one thinks any less of you now that you're regressed!" your friends reassured you.
You wish you could have believed them, but they kept on referring to you dismissively as the baby while babyproofing your house and all throughout taking care of you in your reduced state. ⤵️
You wish you could have believed them, but they kept on referring to you dismissively as the baby while babyproofing your house and all throughout taking care of you in your reduced state. ⤵️
January 26, 2026 at 11:54 AM
"Don't worry, no-one thinks any less of you now that you're regressed!" your friends reassured you.
You wish you could have believed them, but they kept on referring to you dismissively as the baby while babyproofing your house and all throughout taking care of you in your reduced state. ⤵️
You wish you could have believed them, but they kept on referring to you dismissively as the baby while babyproofing your house and all throughout taking care of you in your reduced state. ⤵️
Watching my fifteen month old child slowly realize she can reach doorknobs, thus invalidating our entire house babyproofing strategy
September 2, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Watching my fifteen month old child slowly realize she can reach doorknobs, thus invalidating our entire house babyproofing strategy
i thought i had done a reasonable job of babyproofing but no house with any object in it or indeed a window or door or another person can be said to be babyproof. they're only safe if they're in those suspension cells from the dune tv show
March 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
i thought i had done a reasonable job of babyproofing but no house with any object in it or indeed a window or door or another person can be said to be babyproof. they're only safe if they're in those suspension cells from the dune tv show
babyproofing a house for a girl, not because she'll get hurt, but because if you give her a chance too, she'll kill someone with anything
July 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
babyproofing a house for a girl, not because she'll get hurt, but because if you give her a chance too, she'll kill someone with anything
"do not smoke or apply makeup in the cleanroom lab :)"
Bro they babyproofing this class
Bro they babyproofing this class
January 23, 2026 at 2:39 PM
"do not smoke or apply makeup in the cleanroom lab :)"
Bro they babyproofing this class
Bro they babyproofing this class
don't give me safety suggestions i already know how to keep babies in one room at home but we are at my parents house and they refuse to participate in and actually actively thwart my babyproofing measures
December 25, 2024 at 2:58 PM
don't give me safety suggestions i already know how to keep babies in one room at home but we are at my parents house and they refuse to participate in and actually actively thwart my babyproofing measures
the purpose of babyproofing devices is to make you feel as stupid as a baby 4-5 times/day
June 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
the purpose of babyproofing devices is to make you feel as stupid as a baby 4-5 times/day
I've been frantically babyproofing the house for the last hour because a baby (dog) is going to be in our house in about 20 minutes eeeeeeee
September 7, 2023 at 12:42 AM
I've been frantically babyproofing the house for the last hour because a baby (dog) is going to be in our house in about 20 minutes eeeeeeee
Mimsproofing is alot like babyproofing
January 13, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Mimsproofing is alot like babyproofing
7.5 did make me very optimistic we're not babyproofing anymore but i hope they don't see the people refusing to engage with the subtext it has and overcorrect again
June 21, 2026 at 12:12 PM
7.5 did make me very optimistic we're not babyproofing anymore but i hope they don't see the people refusing to engage with the subtext it has and overcorrect again
i bought those babyproofing rubber bumpers for my bedframe because i have been ramming my leg into it every so often and since then, i've not bumped into it once
they might be working
they might be working
November 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
i bought those babyproofing rubber bumpers for my bedframe because i have been ramming my leg into it every so often and since then, i've not bumped into it once
they might be working
they might be working
babyproofing the punisher in any way like this honestly just makes him 10x funnier
April 7, 2026 at 3:56 AM
babyproofing the punisher in any way like this honestly just makes him 10x funnier
why did i buy so many of the babyproofing outlet covers that plug into the actual outlet. my house is from 1929, there's not a single outlet that's not in constant use 100% of the time. what am i even going to do with all these
April 8, 2024 at 9:05 PM
why did i buy so many of the babyproofing outlet covers that plug into the actual outlet. my house is from 1929, there's not a single outlet that's not in constant use 100% of the time. what am i even going to do with all these
serio COMO pode nao fazerem um babyproofing nessas provas eh mta incompetência/mao de vaquice
February 20, 2026 at 1:47 AM
serio COMO pode nao fazerem um babyproofing nessas provas eh mta incompetência/mao de vaquice