New babysitter is here
November 3, 2026 at 1:40 AM
New babysitter is here
Leaving the nithya party to relieve our babysitter, but the vibes are IMMACULATE
November 4, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Leaving the nithya party to relieve our babysitter, but the vibes are IMMACULATE
When the babysitter remembers the name of your most special plushie >>>>>
November 4, 2026 at 5:33 PM
When the babysitter remembers the name of your most special plushie >>>>>
Babysitter rule no. 1: "Littles don't hold it when they have to go potty."
November 4, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Babysitter rule no. 1: "Littles don't hold it when they have to go potty."
i'm desperate to see it honestly i thought about getting a babysitter but there's something very silly about getting a babysitter and then going to see a kids movie
November 2, 2026 at 1:51 PM
i'm desperate to see it honestly i thought about getting a babysitter but there's something very silly about getting a babysitter and then going to see a kids movie
Kinktober: Babysitter Role-Reversal! Second drawing has light mess/wet
Commission for @faebrynn.bsky.social !
Commission for @faebrynn.bsky.social !
November 4, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Kinktober: Babysitter Role-Reversal! Second drawing has light mess/wet
Commission for @faebrynn.bsky.social !
Commission for @faebrynn.bsky.social !
I’m such a lucky diaper cuck I get to have mushy knee bouncies from the babysitter I have a crush on 😖😖😖
November 3, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I’m such a lucky diaper cuck I get to have mushy knee bouncies from the babysitter I have a crush on 😖😖😖
eating out ur babysitter so good they reconsider sending you to bed early
November 4, 2026 at 1:08 AM
eating out ur babysitter so good they reconsider sending you to bed early
I even got changed by the babysitter after 😵💫 that’s almost like having big boy sex!!
November 3, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I even got changed by the babysitter after 😵💫 that’s almost like having big boy sex!!
Babysitter rule no. 2: "The big boy potty is to be used under no circumstances."
November 4, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Babysitter rule no. 2: "The big boy potty is to be used under no circumstances."
When I was eight, the babysitter brought Poltergeist for us to watch together because it was my favorite movie.
please delight me with your most on-brand story from your childhood
mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
November 5, 2026 at 6:04 PM
When I was eight, the babysitter brought Poltergeist for us to watch together because it was my favorite movie.
Littles topping their babysitter middles is an unexplored dynamic that should be talked about more imo
November 5, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Littles topping their babysitter middles is an unexplored dynamic that should be talked about more imo
"I don't have to do what you say because my name is Sharkey and you're just the babysitter."
please delight me with your most on-brand story from your childhood
mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
November 5, 2026 at 9:21 PM
"I don't have to do what you say because my name is Sharkey and you're just the babysitter."
Babysitter rule no. 3: "Leaking is not a reason to hold it. You are having an accident, it happens!"
November 4, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Babysitter rule no. 3: "Leaking is not a reason to hold it. You are having an accident, it happens!"
Babysitter rule no. 4: "Babies wait to get their diapers checked by Mr. Otter rather than telling him they went."
November 4, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Babysitter rule no. 4: "Babies wait to get their diapers checked by Mr. Otter rather than telling him they went."
Hmm. I still remember being...nine? I think. Babysitter down the street had brought some Jack Chick comics over. I took them all too seriously and the babysitter gratefully accepted my coming to Jesus and all. My parents learned and had some things to say to her family.
Don't do that to kids.
Don't do that to kids.
Now I want to know your childhood villain origin story. What radicalised you as a child? What filled you with a rage that lasted a lifetime?
please delight me with your most on-brand story from your childhood
mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
November 5, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Hmm. I still remember being...nine? I think. Babysitter down the street had brought some Jack Chick comics over. I took them all too seriously and the babysitter gratefully accepted my coming to Jesus and all. My parents learned and had some things to say to her family.
Don't do that to kids.
Don't do that to kids.
Mummy, stepmum, grandma, babysitter, friends mum
November 5, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Mummy, stepmum, grandma, babysitter, friends mum
We meet them at the end of their story?! We literally met Darth Vader’s babysitter.
November 3, 2026 at 8:29 AM
We meet them at the end of their story?! We literally met Darth Vader’s babysitter.
Another update from Honey's babysitter/my aunt
November 5, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Another update from Honey's babysitter/my aunt
My mother caught me flirting with my babysitter.
I was 2 weeks old.
I was 2 weeks old.
please delight me with your most on-brand story from your childhood
mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
November 5, 2026 at 8:18 PM
My mother caught me flirting with my babysitter.
I was 2 weeks old.
I was 2 weeks old.
grrrgh i'm the world's normal babysitter reading this i promise
November 6, 2026 at 4:15 AM
grrrgh i'm the world's normal babysitter reading this i promise
scrambling last minute to find a tamagotchi babysitter 😩
November 4, 2026 at 7:57 PM
scrambling last minute to find a tamagotchi babysitter 😩
CW:ABDL
Its okay kiddo, the babysitter horsey couldn't hold it either, not that they were trying to - in fact, they might need some help with a change
Its okay kiddo, the babysitter horsey couldn't hold it either, not that they were trying to - in fact, they might need some help with a change
November 5, 2026 at 6:22 PM
CW:ABDL
Its okay kiddo, the babysitter horsey couldn't hold it either, not that they were trying to - in fact, they might need some help with a change
Its okay kiddo, the babysitter horsey couldn't hold it either, not that they were trying to - in fact, they might need some help with a change
RFK Jr is credibly accused of sexual assault against his former babysitter and he didn't even deny it.
November 5, 2026 at 3:56 PM
RFK Jr is credibly accused of sexual assault against his former babysitter and he didn't even deny it.