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How would you handle that kind of pressure?
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September 23, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Solo date night, because the only person who knows how to date me, is me. #bachelorlife
August 29, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Living by yourself means not having to get dressed when staying at home. #FursuitFriday #BachelorLife
October 6, 2023 at 8:21 PM
I have no lunch meat, no cheese, no peanut butter, jelly, or anything. Just a few pieces of bread and two jars of condiments.

I am so lazy today. I am not going out to buy food. I'm going to eat Peperoncini & Pickle sandwiches.

#BachelorLife
May 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
RIP another set of fitted sheets…

Alas, I cannot ignore the thing spots any longer as the washing machine has finally ripped through them.

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May 30, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Sister-in-law just randomly brought me pork ribs and mashed potatoes for dinner…

I've said this before, but I am going to starve when they move back to Ontario…

hashtag TooLazyToCook
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February 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I have just consumed the majority of a grocery store BBQ chicken in one sitting and called it, "dinner." As you do…

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February 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I think it's finally time to give up my 18 year old bath towels…

I could live with the colour fading, but now they're starting to fray on the ends…

You had a good run, bath towels!

hashtag BachelorLife
November 1, 2024 at 11:38 PM
"I just spilled tuna water on my 'lazing around the house' shirt, so now it smells like tuna, and laundry day isn't until Friday." — A Herne Story
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December 24, 2023 at 2:08 AM
I don’t want to have to train in a new bf. How are these men so wild?? Made beds, art on the wall appropriate pots and pans. Yikes.
Why do I still love G?
#heartbreak #justgetoverhim #bachelorlife
January 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Just ate a salad bowl full of Fruity Pebbles for dinner #BachelorLife
November 21, 2024 at 6:19 AM
I'm about to eat a bag of Cheetos for dinner #BachelorLife
November 21, 2024 at 3:56 AM
I believe I shall have ice cream for dinner this evening; cookies and cream it is #bachelorlife
November 20, 2024 at 7:03 AM
This => RT @kennethcold "So what do u want 4 dinner 2nite?" is the sexiest text I've gotten in a long time #homecookedmeal #bachelorlife
December 4, 2024 at 7:17 AM
Marrow fat peas with chicken? #bachelorlife
December 1, 2024 at 12:48 PM
i've only received two text messages in the last three days and both of them were from Verizon #bachelorlife #hikikomori #verizonwireless
March 5, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Dishwasher that does NOT remove the protective seasoning from a cast iron skillet… 😆

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July 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I had dimmies last night 🤣 #bachelorlife
December 1, 2024 at 9:23 AM
Dinner.
I have no idea what, or how old, it is.
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August 31, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Take it from someone with minutes of experience: if you're going to pit some cherries by hand, maybe hold them away from your body and don't wear white.

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July 31, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Kel's out of town, so I just dealt with an itch on my back by writhing against the fabric of the sofa. #bachelorlife
January 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Happy Saturday BSers!
I’ve been busy planting bushes and even hung up a decoration on my room. #BachelorLife
August 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM