#Bacons
*bacons*
November 9, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Don Bacons seat! That’s 1.
In one of the big races we have been waiting for in Nebraska! #NE02 has officially flipped and continues to be strongly blue. We could not be happier! #NebDems

Congratulations, Congresswoman-elect @deniseforcongress.bsky.social!
November 4, 2026 at 3:53 AM
This whole EU smokey bacons crisps thing is not a ban, but a requirement to change the recipe a bit
Angela Eagle was asked on Times Radio if getting closer to the EU would mean smoky bacon crisps are banned…
November 5, 2026 at 5:56 PM
The best part of the gym is the post gym stomach workout
November 5, 2026 at 4:42 PM
(YouTuber Tom Bacons, btw)
November 9, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Fackin EU unelected bureaucrats bannin are smoky bacons cos they ain’t Halal innit!
November 5, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Holy shit a Democrat Denise Powell has won Don Bacons seat in Nebraska.
November 4, 2026 at 5:05 AM
The name just makes it worse might as well be saying "18 Americans have given their lives in operation Le Narwhal Bacons"
November 10, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Two bacons and a hashbrown. I'm a simple creature.
time for a distraction. you got $8, what are you eating?
November 4, 2026 at 1:48 AM
I salute the cornhuskers who filled don bacons spot in omaha. Bacon always talked a lot common sense , after he stopped bootlicking, and announced his retirement. He must have seen the light , right after quitting. A'dios
November 9, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I need to borrow a dollar so I can have three bacons. Admittedly that may explain my heart attack in July
November 4, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Well, yeah, that bacons too small. I'll leave.
November 2, 2026 at 9:05 PM
What chu know bout Bodaduh soup?
November 2, 2026 at 12:22 AM
I'll believe it when a sitting Republican in the new Congress invokes his name in his opposition to or support of a vote that is consequential.

Otherwise, they are just Don Bacons feasting on the gullibility of Those Who Cannot Rehab Republicans Fast Enough.
Rep. Don Bacon (R-NE) Talks Moderate And Votes MAGA
In 1969 Richard Nixon’s Attorney General John Mitchell infamously advised the press to “watch what we do, not what we say.” (Incidentally…
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November 9, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Missed the Nathaniel Bacon death day a couple days ago. When I was growing up Bacons Rebellion was still spun a very different way. I never learned about the significance of the Moyumpse/Dogue people literally where I grew up & how the theft of some hogs kicked so much of this off until much later.
November 1, 2026 at 11:24 PM
IDK Shelly 🙂

but I do know there sure are some PretenDems & DemGOPers in NM.
They speak trixter: "Moratoriums, safeguards, jobs" maybe even throw in a few land acknowledgments & "water is life" & how many generations dirt on their boots & their friends are billionaire Bacons that buy towns.
November 5, 2026 at 4:45 AM
i think i will wrap a chicken in some bacons and air fry it and have it with chisps or wedgies or something if i have any left. i need to do a grocery shop
November 2, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Pancakes, bacons strips for hater lips and hash browns.

EAT THAT!
October 30, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Yes, please! I will follow the bacons!

*puts hand to ear*

Oh.

Uhm.

A little disappointed. Maybe the beacons will have better bacon technology? I dunno. I'm going to look at the other booths at this job fair...
November 3, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I'm gonna be real.

Taika Waititi has always felt like the chief narwhal who bacons at midnight.

And that's fine. Using absurdity and Reddit-switcheroos to accent work is fine. But I can wear thin.

And having a public crashout about it where "oh no you didn't understand" is also very Reddit.
Taika Waititi has branded critics “sad lost souls” after ‘KLARA AND THE SUN’ became his lowest-rated film on Rotten Tomatoes.

He also called critics “irrelevant, out of touch, obsolete” and said they belong “in the bin.”

#KlaraAndTheSun #TaikaWaititi
November 1, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Me when the narwhal bacons at midnight and all the bad things go away 😇😇😇
October 30, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Totally fair. Just remember you don't have to go 0-to-100 overnight. Every single animal-free meal still counts. Have you tried any of the many plant-based bacons?
October 30, 2026 at 5:37 PM
novel, were finally revealed to be 'the Bacons'.
There's one eff bomb, lots of bodily functions and a brothel madame known as 'Fartin' Jenny' (I bet that doesn't get a mention in the 1955 version) in this enjoyable, epic yarn.
I really enjoy Steinbeck's stripped-down writing style, and even when he
November 1, 2026 at 12:30 PM