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Randall Seven

@randall7.bsky.social

This guy has seen better days. He’s gonna need a dip in the #bactatank (hydrogen peroxide) for a few days and we’ll see how he looks then. #StarWarsActionFigures

September 20, 2026 at 6:58 PM

Lumpy the SneezingRock

@sneezingrock-lumpy.bsky.social

Lets talk about the Galactic financial system! #vtuber #zerocompany
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Lets talk about the Galactic financial system! For me, the cost of BactaTank care is too high! Share your takes | Streaming star wars zero company.

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September 12, 2026 at 8:06 PM

Otis Redfoot

@otisredfoot.bsky.social

Oh, that's not going to be fixed this wekeend then because Trump has to fly to Mara Lago and rest all weekend in the Bactatank.

Darth Vader in Bacta Tank

ALT: Darth Vader in Bacta Tank

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September 11, 2026 at 4:25 PM

Otis Redfoot

@otisredfoot.bsky.social

Pretty sure Trump floats in a bactatank like Darth Vader in Star Wars.

Darth Vader in Bacta Tank

ALT: Darth Vader in Bacta Tank

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May 22, 2026 at 7:36 PM

BAS•TÁR•DIZER

@antsman41.bsky.social

I hope the shipped his BactaTank.

May 5, 2026 at 4:03 AM

BAS•TÁR•DIZER

@antsman41.bsky.social

They literally put Ant in a BactaTank like I joked about.

May 4, 2026 at 7:26 PM

Mystik Merchant

@mystikmerchant.com

It's #MemeMonday! We would like both. Wonder what @markhamillofficial.bsky.social thinks. #LukeSkywalker #lightsaber #bactatank #starwarshumor

Two panel image macro

Top panel: An image of Luke Skywalker with lightsaber. Caption: "Growing up I really wanted a lightsaber like Luke Skywalker"

Bottom panel: An image of Luke in the bacta tank at the end of Empire Strikes Back. Caption: "As an adult, I really want a bacta tank. As I hurt myself just sleeping wrong."

April 20, 2026 at 4:02 PM

Read Five Designs

@readfivedesigns.bsky.social

Nearly healed

#readfivestandingby 🚀
#bactatank #chewbacca #starwars #toyphotography

March 28, 2026 at 10:17 AM

Read Five Designs

@readfivedesigns.bsky.social

He’ll be ok

#readfivestandingby 🚀
#bactatank #tvc #starwars #toyphotography

March 14, 2026 at 7:13 AM

Read Five Designs

@readfivedesigns.bsky.social

Healing

#readfivestandingby
#bactatank #tvc #starwars #toyphotography

March 10, 2026 at 7:32 AM

Dapper Dan Man

@dantilert.bsky.social

Men om du tänker dig att du är Boba Fett i en bactatank?

January 25, 2026 at 9:41 AM

Kent The Gent 💜🎭🤘🏾💙

@kcampbelljr.bsky.social

So where do i sign up for a Med Bed?

#Medbed
#Healtcare
#Cognitivedecline
#Trump
#Resist
#Bactatank

a container with smoke coming out of it and a red line on the right

ALT: a container with smoke coming out of it and a red line on the right

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September 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM

Allergy to Odiousness

@odiousallergy.bsky.social

Trump’s MedBed is almost straight out of science fiction. The very stable genius wove it into reality 🤯
#BactaTank #StarWars
#MedBed #ThanksGrandpa #WhiteHouseFeverDream

Boba Fett’s bacta tank. Still photo from the Boba Fett Star Wars series.

September 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM

Who I Am Today

@whoiamtoday.bsky.social

I think that he was thinking of Boba Fett #BactaTank #MedBed

September 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM

BillThePony

@billthepony.bsky.social

No lie,

If republicans do somehow make a BactaTank, I am switching teams.

Sorry y’all

But if conservatives are the ones that somehow roll out the all purpose healing machine, I am bailing.

Every issue I will just respond with “well, The BactaTank….”

Taxes? BactaTank
Cops? BactaTank

September 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM

BillThePony

@billthepony.bsky.social

It’s called a BactaTank

Nerd.

September 28, 2025 at 1:01 PM

Bluesky "The Pull Out King" Ferreira

@ninegod.bsky.social

The things I'm currently thinking would get me banned on any self-respecting social media site. Not sure where you find that kind of idiot; probably a bactatank, bred by Sith clonelords.

August 23, 2025 at 5:36 AM