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When you share pec pics with your friends it’s called a #TreasureChest.
#HimboHumor #BadDadJokes #TiddyTuesday #TightsTuesday
#HimboHumor #BadDadJokes #TiddyTuesday #TightsTuesday
April 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
When you share pec pics with your friends it’s called a #TreasureChest.
#HimboHumor #BadDadJokes #TiddyTuesday #TightsTuesday
#HimboHumor #BadDadJokes #TiddyTuesday #TightsTuesday
I just found out you’re supposed to pee on a jelly fish sting, not a jelly stain.
My apologies to the waitress at Denny’s.
#BadDadJokes
My apologies to the waitress at Denny’s.
#BadDadJokes
August 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I just found out you’re supposed to pee on a jelly fish sting, not a jelly stain.
My apologies to the waitress at Denny’s.
#BadDadJokes
My apologies to the waitress at Denny’s.
#BadDadJokes
I just had a police officer knock on my door saying he was looking for a man with one eye.
I told him if he uses both eyes, he would find him much quicker.
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I told him if he uses both eyes, he would find him much quicker.
#BadDadJokes
December 26, 2024 at 3:49 AM
I just had a police officer knock on my door saying he was looking for a man with one eye.
I told him if he uses both eyes, he would find him much quicker.
#BadDadJokes
I told him if he uses both eyes, he would find him much quicker.
#BadDadJokes
Walked past the recreational grounds earlier and saw this.
The Crows and Gulls had found some food and were fighting over it.
It was murder. 😊
#Birds #Crows #Gulls #Nature #BadDadJokes
The Crows and Gulls had found some food and were fighting over it.
It was murder. 😊
#Birds #Crows #Gulls #Nature #BadDadJokes
June 28, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Walked past the recreational grounds earlier and saw this.
The Crows and Gulls had found some food and were fighting over it.
It was murder. 😊
#Birds #Crows #Gulls #Nature #BadDadJokes
The Crows and Gulls had found some food and were fighting over it.
It was murder. 😊
#Birds #Crows #Gulls #Nature #BadDadJokes
February 5, 2024 at 6:21 PM
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If someone from Holland married a person from the Philippines, would their children be Hollapinos?
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#BadDadJokes
January 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
If someone from Holland married a person from the Philippines, would their children be Hollapinos?
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#BadDadJokes
I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.
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#BadDadJokes
October 8, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.
#BadDadJokes
#BadDadJokes
#AlphabetChallenge
#WeekFforFilm
Star Trek: The Motion Picture 1979
Bonus Dad Joke:
Did you know Spock had three ears.
A left ear, a right ear and a final frontier. 😊
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#Star #Trek #BadDadJokes
#WeekFforFilm
Star Trek: The Motion Picture 1979
Bonus Dad Joke:
Did you know Spock had three ears.
A left ear, a right ear and a final frontier. 😊
@infiniteishq.bsky.social
#Star #Trek #BadDadJokes
August 14, 2026 at 2:44 PM
#AlphabetChallenge
#WeekFforFilm
Star Trek: The Motion Picture 1979
Bonus Dad Joke:
Did you know Spock had three ears.
A left ear, a right ear and a final frontier. 😊
@infiniteishq.bsky.social
#Star #Trek #BadDadJokes
#WeekFforFilm
Star Trek: The Motion Picture 1979
Bonus Dad Joke:
Did you know Spock had three ears.
A left ear, a right ear and a final frontier. 😊
@infiniteishq.bsky.social
#Star #Trek #BadDadJokes
Why don't helicopters like to fly in the mornings?
Twirly
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Twirly
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November 26, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Why don't helicopters like to fly in the mornings?
Twirly
#BadDadJokes @docatcdi.com @teresa555.bsky.social
Twirly
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November 24, 2024 at 4:12 PM
I bought a new stick of deodorant today. The instructions said “remove cap and push up bottom”.
I can barely walk but my farts smell lovely.
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I can barely walk but my farts smell lovely.
#BadDadJokes
December 20, 2024 at 9:38 PM
I bought a new stick of deodorant today. The instructions said “remove cap and push up bottom”.
I can barely walk but my farts smell lovely.
#BadDadJokes
I can barely walk but my farts smell lovely.
#BadDadJokes
If I do a new DJ Mix for someone personally, I’d be happy to exchange it for some good quality seafood.
You know…
Squid pro quo.
😬
#groan #dadjoke #baddadjokes
You know…
Squid pro quo.
😬
#groan #dadjoke #baddadjokes
January 27, 2025 at 6:03 AM
If I do a new DJ Mix for someone personally, I’d be happy to exchange it for some good quality seafood.
You know…
Squid pro quo.
😬
#groan #dadjoke #baddadjokes
You know…
Squid pro quo.
😬
#groan #dadjoke #baddadjokes
December 5, 2023 at 2:18 PM
Adam and Eve owned the first computer. It was an Apple with a limited memory. Just one byte and everything crashed.
#BadDadJokes
#BadDadJokes
January 2, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Adam and Eve owned the first computer. It was an Apple with a limited memory. Just one byte and everything crashed.
#BadDadJokes
#BadDadJokes