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EXCELLENT EXCUSE (as if I really needed any at all) to post this little peach of a poom.

An ode to Crowley's perfect peach
So silky soft and juicy
It pleased Aziraphale to bite
That oh-so scrummy tooshy
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THERE WAS a post on here, where someone did a Haiku, and for the life of me I can't find it. We had a chat abt it & it was 5-7-6.
And I wanted to re-send this around, on the back of that.

Angel and demon
Having fun between the sheets
Pay no heed to screams

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SADLY
Now on AO3

Where are their standards, eh?
Tsk tsk.

The Match by Weesey - Good Omens (TV) archiveofourown.org/works/94091026 via @ao3org

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WE'RE BACK!
WE NEVER WENT AWAY!
This little ditty was inspired by some fanart of our Ineffable Hubbies having a tickling match in bed. If you know who that is or have seen it - please feel free to hold them responsible for this.
Peoples of the GOmens Fandom and beyond:
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THIS never got posted to AO3 - and some might say that's a good thing.
However, it's now there. Sorry peoples.
The Bastille or: I Need A Hero! by Weesey - Good Omens (TV) archiveofourown.org/works/94073146 via @ao3org

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I'M BACK-UH!
Like a certain demon was, only not as awesome as he is, obviously.
BUT he did inspire me to write this next Poom, called:

I’M NOT JEALOUS

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THIS POOM is now on AO3, should you wish to avoid it.

The Seaside

The link to the sound recording of The Ox Rib is also there, read by my equally unhinged colleague @nessjohnlocked.bsky.social

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A Poom: An Ode to TIC7

FOR SOME STRANGE REASON (my shite memory) this never made it to AO3. Well, I've put that right.
So if you thought you were free, sorry, there's no escape.

An Ode to TIC7 by Weesey - Good Omens (TV) archiveofourown.org/works/92877111 via @ao3org

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RIGHT. You were warned.
I wrote this on the way back and we're at the services now, so we'll see if I have time to post it all.
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I MAY BE writing something about an angel and demon going to the seaside
Inspired by my recent trip to Whitby
Take this post as your Early Warning to evacuate now